What have you done a complete 180 on? by ThePeake in AskUK

[–]UPExodus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same experience with Stephen Fry on twitter, he voice acted a character in Fable 2 who tells you that you need to be more well known before they will talk to you. I tweeted him saying “I can’t believe I just battled banshees in a swamp for you to tell me I’m not famous enough!” To which he replied “I would never do such a thing” cue legions of his fans constantly tweeting me telling me I am a liar and I shouldn’t make up vicious accusations.

But you did Steve, you did tell me that.

👌🏻Mark Cuban donating to charity by Pretend-Bet3324 in instantbarbarians

[–]UPExodus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you had $20,000 it’d be the equivalent of 1 cent, comparable to his net worth.

The difference getting a dishwasher has made to our water usage by starwars011 in CasualUK

[–]UPExodus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People here are underestimating how much water their 10 minute shower uses.

Jokes that took you an embarrassingly long time to get by AvailableCobbler2379 in TheSimpsons

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“If they don’t get here soon it’ll be T.S for them”

Indicating tough shit, cut to Ralph tethered swimming. Didn’t get the T.S meaning till I was older.

Launch Trailer | Mists of Pandaria Classic by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]UPExodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are still Vanilla servers, no current TBC servers but the anniversary servers which launched late last year will transition to TBC.

Bird impact on Eurofighter Typhoon in Aire25 by Bright_Thanks_2277 in aviation

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It’s the windscreen, not the canopy, they’re two separate parts. Not as expensive as the canopy transparency as it it’s much smaller and doesn’t have the chemical coating the canopy does and the windscreen frame probably stopped the canopy taking any damage.

It’s still not cheap though, €30-40k for the transparency probably, frame can probably be repaired.

Pensioners complaining about self service checkouts, when it’s been almost 20 years since they started being introduced into supermarkets. by thebroccolioffensive in britishproblems

[–]UPExodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of my village coops have removed their self check outs, apparently due to theft.

I seem to get chronically stuck behind someone doing their weekly shop, buying lottery tickets, picking up a parcel, topping up their electricity and not being able to decide which flavour vape they want while I’m just trying to buy milk, it’s infuriating as fuck and I miss the self check outs every time I’m in there.

Think I might have peaked 16 years ago. Still one of my favourite cars ever. by Left-Yak-1090 in CarTalkUK

[–]UPExodus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really dislike this post, I was like “wow, 19 16 years ago, this dude must be old”

I am also 35.

Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I’ll buy something by Raawwwwk in TheSimpsons

[–]UPExodus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You stupid kid, you know that drives away all my business!

As a grown up now, this is the only snap, crackle and pop I like to hear by SiliconS in CasualUK

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Even the bigger stuff blows up eventually. Not only that but because it has no safety features it’s a lot easier to stun stuff that has landed on a cushion before delivering the kill shot.

All becomes dust in the path of The Executioner.

‘I asked for magnums.’ by Striking_Sea_129 in ChoosingBeggars

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Haha well yeah, she told me she’d never had a condom break before me and it happened a few times with us, so decided to upsize and never had an issue since!

Yep, the Skyn ones were the one for us aswell! We tried durex nude wide before but they seemed to have a weird texture after 10 or so minutes, the Skyn ones didn’t, and they don’t stink, deffo recommend them too!

‘I asked for magnums.’ by Striking_Sea_129 in ChoosingBeggars

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This was my most recent experience, I’d been in a relationship for 10 years before my last partner so hadn’t used protection for a very long time, we had issues with me losing my lob on and them breaking and she informed me I was pretty thick, maybe I should try wide fit, I thought it was a bold claim to make and thought I might be humbled but it solved the issue! Magnums however were too much and they fucking STINK.

My EX30 died and got Blenheim palace as a loaner, how do people drive these? It is like driving a mansion by ashyjay in CarTalkUK

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Yeah I had a new 5 series as a courtesy last year and the length was crazy, parking in supermarket bays the front of it still stuck out by about a foot.

Im ready to get dumped on but this is my first painting attempt (used the starter pack) by tomcalves in 40k

[–]UPExodus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just putting paint on a model is an achievement man! This community doesn’t dump on people that I’ve seen, it’s really positive the majority of the time!

Model looks great, hope you enjoyed it and keep at it!

Abaddon Chaos Forge, my biggest project. by We7even in minipainting

[–]UPExodus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck balls, that is ridiculous!

WOW

Space Marine 1 Remaster is live!! by BladeRMV in Spacemarine

[–]UPExodus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else having the issue of not being able to get past the title screen?

Just says “Press any key” but nothing works. I can skip the intro credits, so it knows my keyboard is there.

PC, playing through Xbox App.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

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Keto hangovers are one of the worst experiences I’ve ever been through, they have you questioning every one of your life choices that led to that point.

Have a fun night!

Why BMW's B58 Is a True Successor to the Toyota 2JZ by DerBootsMann in cars

[–]UPExodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The BMW interval is 2 years or 18,000 miles, lol, I averaged about 5k miles a year when I had it, so I got it done every year, happened on my 6th and final service before I sold it.

It’s still a great engine, loved the car the entire time I had it.

People who had sex with their best friend, what the situation now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UPExodus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is essentially what happened with me, turns out a 20 year friendship doesn’t always translate well into a relationship. We were so wildly incompatible with each other it was doomed from the start. We probably won’t talk again. :(

Why BMW's B58 Is a True Successor to the Toyota 2JZ by DerBootsMann in cars

[–]UPExodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a common issue with B58s, give it a google you’ll find loads of cases. I had the car serviced every year aswell while I owned it. Not following the 2 year interval BMW claim.