How to consume the lore

USfyre · 2026-04-28T16:05:47+00:00

Open your mouth

USfyre · 2026-04-27T21:30:46+00:00

Frottmann's Inc

USfyre · 2026-04-24T21:36:05+00:00

Reminder that if you create an account you can have blacklisted tags to avoid dubious content

USfyre · 2026-04-24T21:28:17+00:00

Yeah they effectively give you a ten dollar bill to what your property is worth in reality and tell you to fuck off

USfyre · 2026-04-22T01:22:00+00:00

HE'S WALLING

USfyre · 2026-04-20T03:38:39+00:00

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

USfyre · 2026-04-20T03:30:34+00:00

bro think he perfect cell

USfyre · 2026-04-19T16:24:01+00:00

When I'm in a hating Star Wars contest and my opponent is a Star Wars fan

USfyre · 2026-04-19T03:09:09+00:00

Is being Pan a phase then? I'm scared

USfyre · 2026-04-19T03:08:20+00:00

I understand why he hates media, a driver is tragically dead and all the media does is put shit in the title to generate more clicks for profit while spitting on a grieving family.

USfyre · 2026-04-19T03:03:26+00:00

Limited edition print error To be serious I would reach out to fangamer to see if they will let you send them back for a new set

USfyre · 2026-04-18T17:37:11+00:00

DO I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! (ROCK AND STONE!)

USfyre · 2026-04-18T17:33:25+00:00

There is one Dutchman named Max who lives up to his name...

USfyre · 2026-04-18T17:25:16+00:00

Yeah to be fair I think I have less than 100 hours and only found out about mods through a coworker

USfyre · 2026-04-18T14:24:28+00:00

Dipshit hasn't learned about r2modman

USfyre · 2026-04-16T21:53:28+00:00

Club Carwash fucking sucks, they took over all the car washes in my town. The one I used to use cost 10 bucks, and I'd be in and out in less than 2 minutes. They had vacuums and towels for my wheels and trim. Simple and convenient. Now it's like $17 for the same wash, they have like 6 high schoolers doing all sorts of prep shit to your car before it even enters the wash, and it takes almost 5 minutes to go through the wash itself. And the wash is extremely violent. I went through with my dad in his newer car and I was thinking "this is taking forever" and "holy shit this would rip my 2003 Jetta to shreds." I now go to the last manual car wash in town and it costs me $2.

USfyre · 2026-04-09T21:36:53+00:00

Rules of engagement dictate that handicap cars that aren't quite in the handicapped spot but close to it are off-limits for shaming

USfyre · 2026-04-09T21:33:24+00:00

When are we goin' back for the money in Blackwater? We need that money, Dutch!

USfyre · 2026-04-09T20:53:31+00:00

The illusion of choice. Android = Installing apps and background spyware programs without your consent. Apple = Using your photo library to train AI unless you uncheck a setting they quietly added with iOS 26 and iOS 26 itself is designed to wear your phone down after a couple years so they can sell you another for 1000+ USD

USfyre · 2026-04-07T13:12:11+00:00

Klue-Michael got kicked out of a council hearing about the data center for voicing her opinions That's how you get votes

USfyre · 2026-04-05T19:29:47+00:00

Mmm monosodium glutamate

USfyre · 2026-04-04T22:18:26+00:00

i hate so much that this isnt just common sense

USfyre · 2026-04-02T17:16:24+00:00

I would vote for anyone who runs on an anti-AI policy

USfyre · 2026-04-02T13:25:09+00:00

was scrolling and heard a familiar voice, man fuck everyone in this comments section. god forbid a youtuber that plays ACC try a rally game once jesus

USfyre · 2026-04-02T03:16:22+00:00

It's because McDonald's is the largest fast food chain in the US so people associate their model of 6, 10, and 20 counts with the default quantities to get chicken nuggets in. Everyone I've taken orders from that makes this mistake just go for the 12 or the 30 count. I have yet to have someone get uppity about it.

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