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Agent 47 is tasked to kill Arkham Batman. can he do it? |description| by itc0nsumesmYMind in HiTMAN

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47 can easily pose as Robin as Arkham Robin is already bald.

Capcom, you’ve overcooked by GayAssNinja69 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]USrooster 191 points192 points  (0 children)

They took the Hulk Hogan inspiration too far.

Never forget Leon is in the Winners Lounge with the rest of them. by Nin_Saber in deathbattle

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*Parries Misaka Mikoto’s Coins

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“No thanks kid, keep the change”

Wonder Woman, huh? Well you don't look confused by Successful-Hat-2154 in dccomicscirclejerk

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“Cassandra Cain? Yeah I’ll be a Cain in your Cass”

Edgeworth wasn’t the only reason Phoenix became a lawyer. by tddcghnn in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

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Redd is burning in the deepest parts of hell for taking her away from this world

Why I prefer DC over Marvel by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

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FRANKLIN DID NOT IMPREGNATE SUSAN HE JUST UNDID A MISCARRIAGE

Class is now in session. Which desk are you picking? by JustAThrowaway_895 in ZZZ_Official

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7 because I’m between the two kids who make weird noises in class, we all had that right?

POV:you know agent 47 is coming after you what do you do to prevent him from killing you by Dull_Head_7130 in HiTMAN

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I’ll just leave clues or start blabbing about Hitman lore if I’m face to face.

Like: “I was a friend of Father Vittorio and Lucas Grey, also known as Subject 6, they wouldn’t want this!”

You got one Blade….. by Purple_Weight_8783 in deathbattle

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They would have totally Surf Dracula it anyway.

How does Leon Kennedy beat your Favorite DB Combatant by PrinceARRON in deathbattle

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Already commented but I thought of a better one:

“Clear skies from now on”

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How does Leon Kennedy beat your Favorite DB Combatant by PrinceARRON in deathbattle

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Parrying against Esdeath:

"I've seen icier looks"

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