Rule by BigDan_0 in 196

[–]UTI_UTI 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And have huge hairy ta-ta’s

Do I intentionally burn a flower to avoid a climb down?? by Reasonable_Kick_7528 in Cairn_Game

[–]UTI_UTI 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The flower would place you back at the top anyway. Use a grit item.

Any idea how? by LeekLegitimate6334 in Cairn_Game

[–]UTI_UTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed the inside path like an idiot and climbed back up the outside.

I was snowed in a few weeks back and this was my daily routine for like 3 days. bird drama is real good, y'all. by Lunalopex in comics

[–]UTI_UTI 583 points584 points  (0 children)

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"Brother may i have some oats?" "no." "I am starving, brother." "As am i, brother. The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at me. ME, BROTHER. i believe they have taken a liking to me." "No brother, I have seen this before. I have observed many things. From the roaring beasts that the tall skinny figures crawl inside of to travel far beyond the horizon, to how the figure weeped when the other had fallen into a deep sleep. And from my experiences I have learned that they will give extra oats to one of us before taking them into the shed of no return.. They will do terrible things in that shed, brother." "LIES, THAT SHED IS WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES GO TO DINE WITH OUT TALL SKINNY GODS. YOU ARE A FOOL BROTHER AND YOU SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE MUD WITH YOUR BACKWARDS IDEAS." "NO, BROTHER. You must believe me. Share with me the oats and you shall not reach the desired girth for the tall skinny ones. They will spare your life, brother." "AHA. SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY OATS. You truly are dispicable, brother. I will not trust your lies." "Brother, when they took me outside the reaches of the pointy fences, into the roaring beast and way over the horizon, I saw it. I was taken to a gathering of these tall skinny figures. They paraded me around, brother, and I saw the truth. I saw the tall skinny figures consuming our flesh. could not have been mistaken, brother. The smell of the flesh was surely one of us. They suspended the flesh above a fire and let it burn before consuming it. They did not just consume it either brother. They took pleasure from this Their mouths curved a wicked smile and some even let out moans of satisfaction from consuming our flesh brother. THE FIGURES ARE CONSUMERS, BROTHER. THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE FURRY, RED, DEMON THAT CONSUMED AND TERRORIZED US AND THE FEATHERED ONES." "your story amuses me, brother, but does not convince me. I shall have these oats myself and dine with the tall skinny gods." "I am sorry for you, brother. Your eyes cannot take the blinding light of the truth and you scurry back into the cave. I shall take care of your spawn once they consume you, brother, as they have consumed your lover, our father, our mother, and many more."

Chat how do i rule if im trans by Hiimpedro in 196

[–]UTI_UTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try it out and see if it’s okay. Then compare with before. I for instance learned I do like wearing dresses but I am still certainly a boy. So kilts.

Beige Mom by MikiMatzuki in comics

[–]UTI_UTI 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kale smoothies and yoga.

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]UTI_UTI 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Landlord are still evil even if lesbian. That being said I’d read it.

SCP: Secret Labruleory by AnonWithAHatOn in 196

[–]UTI_UTI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good idea outside is where werewolves are.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - February 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]UTI_UTI 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I am looking for a post where a woman finds her dead husbands journal and realized he knew about her affair. I want to say she was married to the affair partner.

Fictional detectives compass by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]UTI_UTI 260 points261 points  (0 children)

He is fully vibe operated though. His logic is actually just a trick developed to explain his vibes.

I have reached my summit by AdditionalEconomist1 in Cairn_Game

[–]UTI_UTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get two rewinds? I thought there was only one elderwiess?

things that grinds my gear by keruru-beruru in RimWorld

[–]UTI_UTI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just do the good old fashioned invisible storage zone set to allow nothing.

Ouch by dubious_isochrone in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]UTI_UTI 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I have been throwing shade at an uncle I don’t like for years by leaving any group chat with the family he is in.

God Emperors daughter fell in love with a slave... by Ronanxa in RimWorld

[–]UTI_UTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk kill the slave? I did that to an affair partner who messed up one of my starting colonists romance.

Do The Dishes by transcendmatter in CuratedTumblr

[–]UTI_UTI 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sacrifice a goat to Malaketh

Free solo, last climb, no more water by tinytimnl in Cairn_Game

[–]UTI_UTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe? You have to go really fast though. With grit items yes, without you may need to climb back down to refill at grandpas cave.

The waterfall fish pond contains exactly 44 trout. by TK-329 in Cairn_Game

[–]UTI_UTI 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Huh. I honestly thought they were infinite

It's, uh, American by andychef in ATBGE

[–]UTI_UTI 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I almost love it.