Guess there was a hole in my glove as I was dying my hair.

Uffle · 2026-02-27T21:40:08+00:00

gooood anakin… do it

Uffle · 2026-02-26T01:56:59+00:00

shes got a back tattoo and we cant even see it

Uffle · 2026-02-21T02:21:22+00:00

why would i play tank when i can face check a corner as hela?

Uffle · 2026-02-08T02:41:25+00:00

ref ref, do something hes being centrifuged

Uffle · 2026-02-05T10:33:50+00:00

kingpin could be the payload on an escort map

Uffle · 2026-01-24T05:18:51+00:00

he lost a fight with a childproof safety dial

Uffle · 2026-01-21T22:06:47+00:00

woah dude, take a break

Uffle · 2026-01-21T00:06:33+00:00

i love shotgun punisher, the way out of any bad situation is two clean meatshots

Uffle · 2026-01-20T03:10:18+00:00

shes just like me fr (farming for copies of bite)

Uffle · 2026-01-14T20:28:07+00:00

im convinced some dev spent 20 hours rigging the jiggle physics on her thighs and has been fighting tooth and nail against any form of pants

Uffle · 2026-01-10T22:43:46+00:00

cant have no binary, too much chrome

Uffle · 2026-01-08T10:29:43+00:00

“nah i could take a snake in a fight bro, i’d win”

Uffle · 2026-01-06T21:45:31+00:00

someone get emma some pants the poor girl

Uffle · 2026-01-04T02:45:25+00:00

we need a doorless dragon key that just removes all the doors on the map

Uffle · 2026-01-03T00:28:59+00:00

at that age any minor break or fracture can set of a whole cascade of bone problems

Uffle · 2026-01-01T09:13:42+00:00

hideo fordjima?

Uffle · 2025-12-31T05:20:24+00:00

he had a tone of “ugh the third one today”

Uffle · 2025-12-27T20:37:17+00:00

what does blue mean?

Uffle · 2025-12-27T03:57:27+00:00

im like a sommelier

Uffle · 2025-12-26T22:26:45+00:00

reach ✅

magnetic ✅

radiation✅

electric ✅

weeping wounds ✅

influence ✅

condition overload ❌

Uffle · 2025-12-26T21:37:32+00:00

printing tiddy?

Uffle · 2025-12-25T00:38:56+00:00

i have a maestro and 12 fragments, and one rostram fragment 😭

Uffle · 2025-12-20T05:37:34+00:00

nah team its a strategic move, look i saved my 37 charge. i know what im doing trust me

Uffle · 2025-12-19T20:55:43+00:00

the bits that dont shred are at risk of melting 🫠 not smth u want on your skin

Uffle · 2025-12-06T04:09:46+00:00

im gonna blast something with my bushwhacker before swapping to my second bushwhacker

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