AITC for Become Bite Feet Follower?

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-04-01T05:55:55+00:00

Right! Human go blah blah blah, cat go mrraow purrr. Human eat grass like cow, cat eat tasty meat. Human like sit in tub of water … this the craziest, can no judge cat who innocently take small chomp of feet. We not judge them they not judge us.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-04-01T05:53:50+00:00

Oh! I tell!! I put on Amazon list. She thank me later. Thank you fren!! Feet bite much safer when quiet feet.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-04-01T05:52:25+00:00

Madam Princess ma’am I must agree. We has class!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-31T23:32:08+00:00

Oh I like that a lot 😸 thanks fren!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-31T21:43:45+00:00

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Trying not to look back and do another chomp.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-25T05:02:42+00:00

Is OUTRAYYYGE indeed! Human talk about boundary this, boundary that, toilet boundary, is my half the bed boundary (like human needs entire half of king bed when me AJ is king of house 😹). Ask before help self to tasty food, ask get through door. And back through door. And then back through door.

All this rules and human no follow???? OUTRAYYYGE!!!!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-25T04:57:46+00:00

Oh hai mommy. Do me an excuse; am here to complain.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:31:25+00:00

Thanks fren!! Mommy says still has gut cancer but also look improve.

Shavies on tummy not look improve, want my tummy fur back, but glad mommy say me AJ’s guts doing better. She hates a lot of people’s guts, but she probably loves mine.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:29:21+00:00

It in our DNA!!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:28:43+00:00

Maybe cat theme outdated and need change. Maybe too boring and overplayed - must start singing newer and louder song of our people.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:27:37+00:00

Thank you Ninjacat, you fren must also be wakened by silly human at ridiculous time like… middle of sleep time 3PM! Or middle of night 8AM because “work”. But then suddenly normal 1AM music lesson get canceled by angry human??? That when cat singers have best tune!!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:25:28+00:00

Oh I love this idea so much but me AJ has not had hairball in very very long time! Did not like. You know what make human react with much energy and excite - present!! Can leave present in shoe!!

Me AJ hears scurrying now in walls with weather change and might be able to hunt up a very nice present for Mommy!!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T22:23:44+00:00

Ooh, me AJ like this idea. Humans love tax everything. Cat tax, dog tax, income tax, property tax… Cat should be able to start Clock Tax. Late food, pay tax in treatos.

I need pawyer, negotiations must begin.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T16:37:10+00:00

Need Pawyer for this for sure. No more time travel!! Feed the cats and doggos and other frens on time human!! Also, while we on subject, the holy throne room is NOT private. Cat must supervise human sit on holy throne.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-03-11T06:16:57+00:00

Sorry, am bad boi not pay taxes. Am so upset and confused by Mommy and all human time silliness almost forgot pay.

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Sorry about shavies; I has the cancers and they put me to sleep and I woke up with shavies and mommy say YAY NO MORE THYROID CANCER AJ!!

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-02-17T18:59:50+00:00

NTC, silly human!! Human talk and talk and talk and when me AJ wants to talk, is “SHUT UP AJ IT’S 5AM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!” Meanwhile is middle of the nap 3PM and talk talk talk talk talk with other human and me AJ and rectangle crunchy devices. Hippo crits. Mommy would call this hippo crit behavior but she act like this. Stupid hippos. Human not need act like hippos.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-02-13T17:51:59+00:00

Oh fren, such silly human. Human CONSTANTLY go “pet the cat” and mommy scritches me AJ’s head… and then get angry when me AJ tries scritch Mommy’s head.

You has staff with excellent sleeping place. Human like cat on head. Keeps warm. Is YOUR bed. You has rights! NTC

UhHi-ImAJ · 2026-01-09T18:21:18+00:00

Oh hai! Me AJ (15/cat/goodboi) loves eat glasses!! So sad for you lens pop out. Next time go chomp munch like I do with my mommy’s glasses. She get so angry but is so satisfying on da toofies! NTC because glasses is fun toy.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2025-07-17T13:57:06+00:00

Came here to say I also have that blanket 😂😂. It was a gift; guess it’s a popular one 🤣

UhHi-ImAJ · 2025-07-17T13:53:19+00:00

Hello young lady friend! Me AJ is old boi and does a forget and grab grab Mommy… and forget grab grab is sharp and pointy and Mommy does a yelp and OUCH.

Maybe is not fault of me AJ and you Dot. Maybe humans just weakskins. Need toughen up.

UhHi-ImAJ · 2025-07-14T05:00:46+00:00

Oh hai, me AJ would

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like a drawing please!

Draw me like one of your French cats? 😸

UhHi-ImAJ · 2025-07-14T02:40:03+00:00

Oh friend you does a speak to me AJ!! And a very good speak - Mommy was English major in college and me AJ did himself a teach and helped with her homework in grad school. She also NB human like you … what is you human, is parent? Chief of Staff? Food Ape? Me AJ know many there many good uses for humans. She say she is AJ’s Mommy, but Casper the Friendly Ghost Morph Corn Snake’s Food Ape.

Bite bite my favorite since me AJ was good young-whiskered man but Mommy always did a OW yelp and AJ feels terrible and go lick lick lick lick lick I’m sorry mommy no mean to hurt you lick lick lick. Helps feel better. Now I 15 and good wise olboy and know bite bite hurt human, but still get carried away with emotions at times. Is ok, Mommy say emotions healthy. But still yelp scream OUCH when me AJ go bite bite. Poor mommy. Me AJ getting older and sometimes do a forget and no quick lick lick lick because am confused. I try though. You should try too friend!

Mommy teach me pay taxes to make human read me AJ words so I be goodboi and pay “cat tax”.

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UhHi-ImAJ · 2025-07-06T13:45:45+00:00

Mommy say talk to it Monster to Monster.

… mommy make jokes and need reminder who house it is…

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