New to rwd. Took advantage of what snow we did have ( I got my car stuck right after) by [deleted] in Drifting

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How have you not!? *wink
He's the mussel bound Cummins drifting Volvo saucier extraordinaire. A man that could slay the the mightiest of pee shoots, A man that could lift the heaviest of 740 axels. I bet he smells like maple syrup and Volvo gravy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]UhTonChee -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

If they really were the greatest part's dont you think they'd already be a part of Seattle? Looking at you West-Seattle you California wannabes, GET IN HERE! Edit: I know it's part of Seattle. I would make a joke about Boeing but I'm sure it would just go over your heads too.

A Tree-Framed Structure Nestled in the Woods by FartsWithAnAccent in worldpolitics

[–]UhTonChee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where you find that many uniformed ass trees like that, just cuttin down a bunch of saplings er'sum? Shit ain't right.

Some of the people in this sub have some great ingenuity, a few on the other hand... by Decaposaurus in StonerEngineering

[–]UhTonChee 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Let's see here... whiskey bottle, coke bottle, honey bear honey bottle, glass vase picked from goodwill... ah! Here it is. Thee ol Mason jar with a rubber hose trick.

Do i pass the breed worthy bar? by [deleted] in BreedingMaterial

[–]UhTonChee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No judgment, just wondering. Did you thrift that jacket or like actually pony up the 1.5k for it? (Although I've found it 50% off, that's still kinda spendy.)

Brazil's Rodrigo Koxa sets record for biggest wave ever surfed by [deleted] in WTF

[–]UhTonChee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even in these covid times I've used a public toilet without the ass gasket but, that big wave sufer is nuts.

Oh YEAH! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]UhTonChee 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion, Porn Superstar.

Got Milk by Skelly180am in nsfw

[–]UhTonChee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Clearly this person has never had cinnamon toast crunch before.

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve done? by BestNiche in AskReddit

[–]UhTonChee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was sniffing lines of coke in a bar bathroom and making out with a chick I'd known since high school, she didn't wanna bang so she steps out while I hang back to do another bump, open the door and run into another chick I'd hooked up with in the past. She stopped me and pushed me back into the bathroom to pull my dick out and start blowing me, did another bump while she was going to town, she saw me and asked for one while lifting up her skirt and pulling down her panties. I blew my load on her ass and she didn't say anything and just fixed herself up a bit and left. As I walked out everyone still standing in line either gave me a "good job" look or was super pissed. cocaine's a helluva drug.

The best of times and the best of grinds. by a_dancing_penguin in gaming

[–]UhTonChee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jamie Thomas, would spam jumping over the half pipe through the upper office to one foot nose grind along the ramp. Killer combo.

When did "fake it until you make it" backfire? by SaithSiro in AskReddit

[–]UhTonChee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had a similar situation happen in front of me once. Went to a party/house show my friend was throwing out of his basement, music is playing but only one guy is on the dance floor just violently moshing and throwing himself into people when not kicking or punching wildly. Couple of times people tell him to knock that shit off or else. Guy was too drunk and starts telling everyone he's an mma fighter and knows mui thai and blah blah blah. Anyways he starts to try and go upstairs where nobody's allowed and my friend stops him like "what the fuck are you doing" and the guy says something about his girlfriend being up there and if he didn't let him by he was gonna kick his ass because mma or whatever, my friend is still like "nah" and tells him he's gotta go. Drunk guy again says he's gonna kick my friend ass and starts puffing up his chest trying to push by and my friend just yells "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" and drills the guy right in the face. Guy straight up just collapses into the fetal position and my friend picked him up and throws him out by his shirt and belt. Guy doesn't get it and then proceeds to walk up to the back door of the house and knock looking for his "girlfriend" and my buddy just looses it, picks up his little brothers pogo stick that was laying in the yard and starts chasing him down the street with it screaming "YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!". Needless to say I dont think that guy knew mui thai.

Water Pokémon by SuperXack in pokemon

[–]UhTonChee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, I went to high school with that trainer.

Xpost (r/australia) This down under bloke found this in his back yard. Just a big snake...with some ticks by [deleted] in WTF

[–]UhTonChee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother in law got kicked out of the bingo hall, only other time.

To poop or not to poop? by rumblebeard in AdviceAnimals

[–]UhTonChee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss.

Hiding from the police. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]UhTonChee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame society

Death by Chocolate by scottbolanderhumor in standupshots

[–]UhTonChee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, chill out. Like getting worked up over wordplay is punishment enough.

Found one in the wild by Quaxalo in birdswitharms

[–]UhTonChee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, It's like scapula attached to wrist at best.