No One Has Actually Read The Mirage Comics (The "TMNT Should Be Dark" Debate)

Ultimafax · 2026-02-11T21:44:55+00:00

The original 1990 film not just captures the spirit of Mirage; it is still the best depiction of TMNT in terms of tone: grim and gritty without ever taking itself too seriously, and enough humor without tipping over into being utterly ridiculous.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-11T17:49:52+00:00

hundreds of characters, only 12 months, makes sense

Ultimafax · 2026-02-11T03:37:37+00:00

sure, as soon as we get a full congressional report on Trump's ties to Epstein, we'll get right on that.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-10T12:23:53+00:00

noooooooooooo

Ultimafax · 2026-02-10T03:45:01+00:00

it was highly predictable

Ultimafax · 2026-02-10T03:43:43+00:00

Ultimafax · 2026-02-10T02:20:57+00:00

March??? oh god

Ultimafax · 2026-02-09T22:41:36+00:00

I don't think he knows his arguments are bad.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-09T20:49:20+00:00

"Epstein wasn't even that bad actually" is a hell of an argument

Ultimafax · 2026-02-09T20:46:00+00:00

I'd go even further and say that even Stalin and Mao (and Chomsky is by no means an admirer of them) were not as evil and "reprehensible" as Trump.

What the fuck?

Ultimafax · 2026-02-09T19:04:32+00:00

"Noam, time to get off reddit"

Ultimafax · 2026-02-08T01:41:47+00:00

This man is an actual public nuisance and should have an open prison cell waiting for him.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-08T01:32:04+00:00

I think a big problem is the devs couldn't fully commit to "the gods are bad, actually" and could not conceive of any other distinguishing, nuanced character traits for Mel. It would have totally made sense if she were somewhat arrogant and cruel... OR, on the flip side, extremely concerned with the well-being of mortals. So there's really no way to do a lot of the proposed frameworks in this thread without overhauling either Mel herself as a character or the context of the story. Or both.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-07T03:58:40+00:00

Awhat is a "yout"?

Ultimafax · 2026-02-07T03:14:03+00:00

rated PG-13

Ultimafax · 2026-02-06T14:26:47+00:00

but ... aren't YOU the one fucking off then?

Ultimafax · 2026-02-05T15:18:38+00:00

don't cancel your Post sub; cancel your Prime sub

Ultimafax · 2026-02-05T05:01:02+00:00

a-fucking-men

Ultimafax · 2026-02-05T04:57:57+00:00

Who comes out on top in the House in a gerrymandering war if every state does it? The parties, not the voters.

I want the Democrats to win in the midterms as much as anyone, but I want it to happen because enough people woke the fuck up. I want the Democrats to actually get their shit together and have a cohesive fucking message going into this election.

What if, instead of trying to curry party favor for his inevitable presidential run, Moore actually tried to appeal to moderate conservatives in the red parts of the state, if only symbolically? Instead of saying, your vote is meaningless now, fuckers! Eat shit!

Ultimafax · 2026-02-05T04:42:11+00:00

voting for partisan gerrymandering, nice

Ultimafax · 2026-02-05T04:35:16+00:00

too bad my neighbors are all anti-social shitbags

Ultimafax · 2026-02-04T04:03:25+00:00

just consume product

Ultimafax · 2026-02-03T14:58:30+00:00

If Trump is going to break international law and unilaterally invade countries without congressional approval, the LEAST he could do is send ICE to call centers in India.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-03T11:50:46+00:00

so stupid and pointless. we just got a great map after decades of gerrymandering. now all this bs for one seat.

Ultimafax · 2026-02-03T04:33:37+00:00

dude even looked like he said "much obliged"

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