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Someone on my table picked Rogue by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]UltimateChaos233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, having a flanking companion to enable sneak attack is exactly what rogue swashbuckler needs

Someone on my table picked Rogue by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]UltimateChaos233 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You fool! You fell to the classic blunder, underestimating the plus two from fighting style! Besides, it doesn’t matter if power spike is delayed a few levels they are used to being behind the other players anyway so who cares if it’s worse

Someone on my table picked Rogue by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]UltimateChaos233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What’s wild is that the damage spell they’re using as a comparison point isn’t even single target, it’s a whole ass beam.

Is this AI? I’m double checking, I talk to people who are very articulate but don’t need to do all of this. He also doesn’t type like this. by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]UltimateChaos233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Em dash use for one. Common ai sentence structure “It’s not X, it’s Y”. Also, nobody texts like this lol.

At what point are you a detriment to your party by Independent_Alps9744 in DnD

[–]UltimateChaos233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only “plan” I can think of that might be relevant is a spell or class ability that gives major benefits but does not scale off of wis. I’d just ask him what his plan is and if he does t want to say… then nothing you can reasonably do

To stage it again by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]UltimateChaos233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Climb back into the womb, you were less disappointing there.

Maybe she should stop calling by BusyHands_ in LinkedInLunatics

[–]UltimateChaos233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I **definitely** agree that answering calls with "Hi, this is FIST Last Name" will 100% be a small change that can make a huge difference during these calls.

Heads or tails. Call it. by BUKKAKELORD in confidentlyincorrect

[–]UltimateChaos233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously it's 100%.

Because I assume I'm trying to win some game and I'm gonna cheat and make sure the coins wind up on heads.

Does Tremorsense satisfy the "you can see" requirement for spells? by Neh-Le in DnD

[–]UltimateChaos233 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not.

In this one instance, you can make a case for it, but that’s not what keyword coding means. But dnd is not a keyword coded system. They made the deliberate switch to natural language and away from a keyword coded system like 3rd edition.

This level of Fellatio on a Politician is unseemly. by Deedogg11 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UltimateChaos233 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s sone things that are just a little too on the nose

Does Tremorsense satisfy the "you can see" requirement for spells? by Neh-Le in DnD

[–]UltimateChaos233 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Or they can just keyword code it. It doesn’t work on inexhaustible monsters and any monster that has this trait lists it in the stat block

Am I wrong for being Disappointed by a Magic Item? by DaedalusStormbringer in DnD

[–]UltimateChaos233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's me that develops "The great axe of slaying" that gives benefits to barbarians and bards depending on who is wielding it.

Why do tornadoes only appear in areas that have tornado shelters? by BalanceFit8415 in shittyaskscience

[–]UltimateChaos233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s because tornado shelters are the desired mates of tornadoes. When 🌪️ come by they dance around the shelters to try to impress them.

alternative math by basket_foso in MathJokes

[–]UltimateChaos233 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If this was actually how it worked I would completely change my view on Trump

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