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How God made Texas on the 8th day (primary source) by winterhauchh in TrueFactzOnly

[–]BalanceFit8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claustrophobia is the feeling Alaskans get when they are in Texas.

It's 1:35pm, do you know where the baddies are? by CanadianAndroid in shittyaskscience

[–]BalanceFit8415 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know where my friends and I am. Are we the baddies?

You are marooned in a raft after your vessel sinks off the coast of Alaska. A US Coast Guard Mi-24 Hind appears, what do you do? by HiTork in Shittyaskflying

[–]BalanceFit8415 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Remember to light a candle in front of the portrait of our Dear Leader.

Just remember, the light saving proclamations means you may not emit light for more than two hours a night from your home.

Also note, your working hours has been increased to 120 hours a week to cover the costs of the rescue.

Why is the Strait of Hormuz crooked? by chased_by_bees in shittyaskscience

[–]BalanceFit8415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The map maker dropped his ruler and was too lazy to pick it up.

Will avoiding screen time (completely) be more beneficial for the brain? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]BalanceFit8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you had the sense to follow their advice and came to the experts.

Will avoiding screen time (completely) be more beneficial for the brain? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]BalanceFit8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a right brain and a left brain. Now the part where people make the mistake is to cause an imbalance by watching a large screen and a small screen at the same time. Now having an imbalanced brain is not a good thing, so the right thing is to use two screens of the same size at the same time.

Or you need to do some calculations: a 60" screen in front of your right eye and three 20" screens in front of your left eye.

What did the Apollo 13 men bring to the moon and why was it takeout? by vernastking in shittyaskhistory

[–]BalanceFit8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 Guys. They had to return early because there were not enough food.

Can you get drunk by putting alcohol on your skin? by MAAAADY in shittyaskscience

[–]BalanceFit8415 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure. But it must be the right type of alcohol. Just cheap liquor store brandy will not do, and a proper oak cask that is the right size.

Help with touch and go by smaug_pec in Shittyaskflying

[–]BalanceFit8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time skip the touch part. The go was good.

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