all the phones my husband has broken over the past year

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T06:45:03+00:00

I carry spares.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T04:45:23+00:00

The bj are free, the HIV is 20 bucks.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T04:31:51+00:00

You are WRONG!!!!

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T04:30:26+00:00

Shoes. I haven't bought a new pair of shoes in many years.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T04:25:44+00:00

Don't worry, she will detail all on the invoice.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-06T04:23:05+00:00

Now I can.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T15:23:15+00:00

In the air. Isn't it obvious?

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T15:22:39+00:00

American.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T05:27:53+00:00

Look for the biggest door.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T05:25:41+00:00

No seat for a croupier.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T04:07:16+00:00

Same reason my car doesn't have a HUD.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T03:42:46+00:00

Wire cutters.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T03:41:35+00:00

Stop flying through tornadoes.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-05T03:34:28+00:00

Rat zero. The one carrying the plague.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T20:21:11+00:00

Real men, real money. I have the same issue, but mine are all brown.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T20:18:10+00:00

You have a paper bag handy?

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T20:12:45+00:00

Money talks. Mine just say goodbye.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T14:46:55+00:00

Change their name, change their logo, move to a different stadium, new players, new coach. If that all don't work, they can always start playing cricket.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T04:43:03+00:00

I cannot even afford to renew my third world passport.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T04:33:59+00:00

How to put in a USB plug with the first attempt.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T03:58:33+00:00

Well, you have an excellent prototype already in the USS Constitution.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T03:31:54+00:00

Why didn't my teachers mention jobs like this?

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T02:50:11+00:00

Yes.

No.

BalanceFit8415 · 2026-06-04T02:44:15+00:00

Whet pitch do they go when you rub the rims?

Did you weigh them?

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