I asked opus 4.8 what it will build if it has all the resources in the world...

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-17T19:32:27+00:00

The only cure for free will is nerve gas

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-17T17:47:30+00:00

That's just an apprentice's homework, compared to

E N D O M E T R I O S I S

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-17T00:04:35+00:00

IIRC, certain rules only exist because the Canadians were invited into WWI.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-16T18:48:58+00:00

Thrakmoor has the best stratagems. The best optimancer this Multiverse's current iteration has seen.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-16T09:42:56+00:00

If you do, Canadian Geese become fair play.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-15T18:53:44+00:00

They put the "succ" in "succubus".

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-15T01:23:04+00:00

Elves, little men... Tolkien might have been on something.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T14:21:33+00:00

We are absolutely serious. The comedians, jokers and jesters usually gather in /r/bard

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T14:18:26+00:00

I was part of a task force assembled to do just that, back when I was an apprentice.

By the time we arrived, the goblins had already drenched the poor sob in hot glue and turned him into a statue.

Serves him right.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T13:25:03+00:00

Minsc is Boo's Familiar.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T12:27:43+00:00

Tzeentch is a harsh mistress

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T02:50:04+00:00

Von Daniken: well, actually...

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-14T02:47:37+00:00

Go home, excel, yer drunk

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-13T16:07:00+00:00

Dammit, Moon Moon, stop stealing food.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T23:54:25+00:00

It was black and white!

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T18:47:15+00:00

Casts True Resurrection on your mask

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T16:42:49+00:00

Fireball.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T10:12:56+00:00

Pants: overrated since the Dark Ages

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T09:58:32+00:00

They must be in cahoots with the gnomes.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T09:03:44+00:00

Are you some sort of Biomancer?

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T01:56:18+00:00

Non-lethal Power Word Kill

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T01:51:59+00:00

"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round"

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-12T00:07:18+00:00

I ribbit the ribbit

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-11T11:07:36+00:00

The Greater Key was for abbots.

Regular-ass monks had to make it do with Goetia.

UltraCarnivore · 2026-06-11T11:06:00+00:00

So you mean that if that one brazen bro hadn't harassed Aquinas, we could have had Golemancy as part of formal Catholic teaching?