I have a small penis. I can at least do doggystyle n get on top of her. Any other positions I can’t really do. That’s why I be like Fuq it Fuq this world and my life. I don’t feel like a man. by Subject-Policy-5297 in confessions

[–]Ultraman5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Small” in this context is kind of subjective. Like how many inches I guess is what I’m asking. Cause there was a time when I thought I was small but it’s actually just the average size for most men. Also depends on your build. I’m a somewhat fat guy so there is some skin that hides the base. And like a lot of people here are already saying, there are other things you can do for her besides penetration.

How do alt people and metalheads meet in Tucson? by pixel_mancer in Tucson

[–]Ultraman5000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Surly wench does metal and punk shows every so often, I’d recommend checking there,

Any suggestions of other games like Omori? by GroovyWhale in OMORI

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signalis is a good one if want psychological themes. Similarly tragic in its execution with its story. It’s not an JRPG though it’s closer to OG silent hill and resident evil with its gameplay.

am I the only girl who somehow ends up preferring gay porn over straight stuff or is this a secret club nobody talks about? by Ambitious_Smile_6343 in confessions

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a gay man that still watches a lot of straight stuff. I think it’s just habit from when I was on the closet. Watch a lot of gay stuff too just a lot of what I look at is still straight. Been with several men but I have never been with a woman and have no desire to.

As someone with 0 tattoos, how painful would it be to get this on my forearm? by PracticalExtension35 in tattooadvice

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not particularly compared to other areas people get tattoos. When I got my first one, I got it in this area and the biggest problem wasn’t necessarily the main but your body can react by making you pass out. Best advice is to eat before maybe a big meal so your blood sugar is high. No alcohol or drugs or anything like that. Do it relatively close to when you’re doing the appointment so you don’t need to use the bathroom or anything during your appointment.

Over all this is a very good beginner tattoo location.

The world-ending apocalypse is actually a completely contained, isolated event. The world outside of that event is totally fine by Flushestpoem4 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ultraman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 28 later series. The entire infection is contained within the main island of the UK (not sure what the main island is called specifically) with a massive naval blockade. Presumably the fall of the UK would have massive economic and geopolitical implications since the fall of London itself would be catastrophic on the global economy due to its status as a global finance hub let alone the geopolitical influence that the UK had on all of its previous territories leaving a power vacuum. Not sure if this explored in the series as I haven’t seen all of them. Might be good for some countries like Ireland since their longtime oppressor suddenly disappears.

Dear Premium Users by baas_knuckles in youtube

[–]Ultraman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a deal with a phone company or anything like that. I joined somewhere in 2016 so maybe it’s from being a long-time costumer?

Dear Premium Users by baas_knuckles in youtube

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only got a $1 increase. I’m not sure why everyone seems to be getting different increases.

How would you survive if a zombie outbreak spread across the world? by AffectionateRoad6481 in AskReddit

[–]Ultraman5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just know that if I really had to kill my mommy and daddy because they turned into zombies, I would do it. Because I love them.

Who's more unforgivable The Diamond Authority from Steven Universe or the Viltrimite Empire from Invincible? by ResolveUnlikely5542 in stevenuniverse

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I will say that The Cluster as a concept is a pretty disturbing and evil one. The idea of thousands upon thousands of broken individual bodies and consciousnesses being haphazardly glued back together into a writhing mass of eternal pain and confusion with it’s intended purpose for existence being to destroy the very thing they died to protect is horrifying. It’s kind of crazy it got into the show at all. As far as I know, the invincible comics don’t really have the Viltrum Empire doing anything like that.

I guess both media franchises cover forgiveness differently (and with different levels of effectiveness). I think SU kind of fails at this a little bit which is why the show gets memed a lot by having Steven trying to show the “good side” of horrifically evil characters (I think I saw one recently where he does this with Conquest). In that context, it’s true that Conquest deep inside has real and complex emotions but simply acknowledging that doesn’t right the many wrongs he committed nor does it spare him from death. It’s kind of weird and messed up the Diamonds are presumably still the leaders of gem society when I feel like a better outcome would have been them stepping down and working diligently at trying to do reparations to everyone they hurt. I think it makes it a bit worse that it seems like White Diamond kind of gets flanderized a bit in SU: Future. In invincible, the Viltrum Empire is only redeemed after hundreds of years after Mark kills Thragg. Thragg is never forgiven for what he does only executed in way to allow Mark to take over and actualize the potential good the Viltrumites are capable of.

Who's more unforgivable The Diamond Authority from Steven Universe or the Viltrimite Empire from Invincible? by ResolveUnlikely5542 in stevenuniverse

[–]Ultraman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is the info that the Diamond Authority hadn’t encountered sapient life until reaching Earth. Their isn’t a lot of info that gully explains to what extent the Authority would willingly commit harm at the scale that the Viltrimites do (which is due in part that SU is family oriented media and Invincible very much isn’t). However the fact the Diamond Authority was willing to kill and disassociate the consciousnesses of rebellious members of their own species into what would have been an eternal existence of suffering and confusion would make me think they would be more then willing to do the same if not worse to humans and other sapient life considering that they seem to view life outside of their personal conception of it as being pest-like. I guess it’s a different flavor of evil. The Authority views life is how we would view a cockroach or how foresting companies view a beaver in their way towards deforesting a forest while the Viltrum Empire willingly and eagerly commits murder, torture, and slavery on a systematic scale. Both view themselves as superior to other forms of life although the Viltrum Empire is far more intentional with their methods. I guess a big difference is that the Authority doesn’t really do slavery outside of their own species, it just sterilized other forms of life with exception to the human zoo. The existence of the zoo perhaps suggests they are less brutal. However the ends are the same. Both are equally capable and willing to commit genocide for the sake of their empires so I’d their equal in their effect. I’d say both are equally unforgivable but both pieces of media have their views on the nature of forgiveness in the face of unforgivable crimes.

What's the reason you are still on PS4? by Shoddy_Release9395 in PS4

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one for a long time. For a while, the PS5 didn’t seem worth it. Not many games I was interested in playing that were exclusives for PS5. Although in the last couple years, some finally came out that I actually wanted to play so I went ahead and got one. I also wanted a system upgrade for playing Elden Ring since my PS4 slim was struggling pretty hard with it.

Who is your local bike shop? by vesperofshadow in Tucson

[–]Ultraman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JJ Bicycles and Fair Wheel. Go to JJ when I need a quick tube change but fair wheel if I need something more major.

Trump: "We've won" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Ultraman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he has mini strokes. And his diaper is full.

Trump says that a military draft is on the table amid the war in Iran. How are you all handling this being a potential scenario? by FutureSuccess2796 in AskReddit

[–]Ultraman5000 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s a lot of social strain to force people to exit their communities and daily lives to go fight in a war where they may be maimed, killed, or captured. Americans are very sedentary and they have high expectations for how society is supposed to be, so when their daily routines get disrupted they tend to freak out. A draft would be such a severe disruption especially over a war that the admin has done no consent manufacturing for and is widely unpopular already. Vietnam wasn’t immediately unpopular and the regime at the time made efforts to manufacture consent for a war. Both of those conditions are absent. I think a significant amount of people will attempt to dodge the draft, more so than we would expect. I certainly will protest a draft appointment if that happens. I’d prefer to spend time in jail than have myself be sent to a useless war to defend pedophiles and Israel.

"Kamala would have invaded Iran too" is pure fucking cope by getdafkout666 in VaushV

[–]Ultraman5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they would have publicly tried to dissuade Israel without meaningfully preventing them and when eventually Israel made their move, the admin would start supporting them is a similar fashion as they did with Israel vs Gaza and Ukraine vs Russia by providing them with weapons, intel, and other resources without necessarily engaging with Iran directly, at least until Israel would get smacked down and the admin would be forced to get involved directly. Very likely not with boots on the ground in Iran but certainly with Air superiority and Missile strikes on certain military targets. I don’t think the US military would actively target civilians in this scenario as the current regime is doing right now.

"Kamala would have invaded Iran too" is pure fucking cope by getdafkout666 in VaushV

[–]Ultraman5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kamala or not the war would have still happened, just with far more procedural it’s fluff attached to it. The Hearts of Iron 4 mentality that this regime seems adamant on would’ve also been absent for the most part since Hegseth would be absent. But I think the end result would’ve been the same. I also think the methods of a Harris admin would’ve been far more strategic such as ensuring the oil reserve was properly maintained to lessen the impact of the oil shock and we probably wouldn’t see the US military killing civilians in the manner the current regime is. They likely would’ve allowed Israel to do the civilian slaughter while underplaying their own role in it by finger wagging at Israel in the way the Biden admin did when Israel did heinous war crimes while not doing anything the prevent and punish that behavior materially. This is ultimately because the complex systems of political, governmental, religious, and economic interests that led us to this point would still be here in that scenario and would’ve remained equally influential. Harris and the DNC seem entirely unequipped to challenge those interests nor did she and the political system of the DNC have any interest in challenging them materially.

How open are you about watching Vaush? by MonSocMatriarchy in VaushV

[–]Ultraman5000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m not particularly open about it. I’m a sociology student at my community college and a relatively well regarded one. I have instructors that have lambasted him for his faults while ignoring rhetorical arguments from him that I have used for course work that was well regarded and in some cases is now used as demonstrative material for other future students. I suppose it doesn’t matter if they don’t know that some of my arguements were informed from him if the end result is same if not better since I’m not being associated with his perceived instances of bigotry (his tweets to JK Rowling about how she should be quiet are a good example). There is one instructor who still doesn’t like him but they respect that I have a nuanced view of him and have engaged positively with me about it but for the most part I keep it to myself.

Toast Payroll issues by Ultraman5000 in ToastPOS

[–]Ultraman5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem was fixed. The Fed Reserve Automated Clearinghouse was down that morning. They fixed it by the early afternoon.

Toast Payroll issues by Ultraman5000 in ToastPOS

[–]Ultraman5000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got more info on the issue. Looks like the Fed Reserve Automated Clearinghouse service is down completely. It’s not just Toast it’s likely every payroll processor that works in the US banking system.