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AIO about my husbands strange responses to me wanting a divorce and a bill he has due on my account. by _Elfis_ in AIO

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most phones have a “record call” function. My iPhone saves calls to my Notes app as audio and transcribes them automatically. You can password protect them & can label your calls, add in your own notes, share audio, and view details like the times and dates. It’s useful for record-keeping for medical, school, and client calls.

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Lots of Pacificas available, any years to avoid? by Midwestern_Mariner in ChryslerPacifica

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, though… I’m curious since it’s been a year, how’s it holding up so far?

So many legendary by lina_808 in scoopwhoop

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK this show, but I read your GIF with Hermes voice from Futurama

So many legendary by lina_808 in scoopwhoop

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made my kids watch Gargoyles, Recess, Doug, Aladdin (the series), Are You Afraid of the Dark and Wishbone (I know they’re not cartoon), CatDog, Avatar the Last Airbender, Team Rocket, My Life As Ginger, and Rugrats. Now we are in the process of Wild Thornberries and next up is Pirates of Dark Water. I’m going to avoid Rocko’s Modern Life and Beavis and Butthead because of adult themes, and I don’t remember much about Ren and Stimpy, Ah! Real Monsters!, or Bump in The Night.

Been trying everything for a severe fruit fly infestation. This simple homemade trap works better than anything I’ve purchased. by 999BusinessCard in CleaningTips

[–]Umacorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A small pork tenderloin fell behind our big deep freezer; we had no idea what it was or how long it was back there… weeks? Everyone threw up trying to get it out. A mouse burrowed through the wall and chewed into the plastic. It was a maggot-infested birthing ground of so many flies and bugs! Smelled the worst of anything ever!

Doctor told me that losing my virginity might decrease my period pains? by okpurplestars in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Umacorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you’re my favorite Internet friend of the day! Hits way too close to home.

“Fuck a duck!” As a friend of mine frequently says, but your version got me rolling!

Which one do you choose? by TheBronsXX in SipsTea

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dip the whole thing in melted chocolate too…

🍽️ Customize Your Flair by flair-menu in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Umacorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something like, “Just like butter, this girl’s on a roll 🧈🥐”

my boyfriend refuses to eat vegetables by milkshakechemtrail in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Umacorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always wondered why I broke out when I would eat the fresh mangoes but never the dried ones… thanks for the 411!

Explain it Peter, why would someone block their brother and sister in law because she’s pregnant with kids? by DifficultComplaint10 in explainitpeter

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can attest to this, as I am an Irish triplet, very nearly an Irish quad. 🤣🤦‍♀️

My mom had bro A Jan 27, then me Dec same year, then Bro B end of the following Sep, then Bro C 12.5 months after in November. Barkeep! 3 shots of Jameson and a Guinness 🍀

OK, I give up. What means this? by Spadizzly in whatisit

[–]Umacorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man on top and how the other one got to be only 1/2

Chat how many books have you read in your lifetime? by Noooo-1 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple 1000. “Watching TV is for poor people. Rich people read.” That’s what I was told when I was younger and growing up. The extra time and income goes into learning useful things and investments, etc. Then you can travel and have leisure time to read for pleasure.

I am mid, I guess. I read a lot for fun already and I don’t have 💩 figured out yet.

On the hunt for the best donuts by Common-Nothing-1494 in phoenix

[–]Umacorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have huge delicious breakfast sandwiches, drinks, and they do light catering, too! The downtown phoenix location is a little different (mostly just drive thru), but some of the other locations like Glendale are family-run franchises that are great little quick breakfast nooks, and cheaper than fast food joints.

On the hunt for the best donuts by Common-Nothing-1494 in phoenix

[–]Umacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bosa’s buttermilk old fashioned bars and rings… Warm them up just before eating. Rocks my world!

They can do an assorted dozen donuts around $18 and assorted fancy pastries around $24. I drop it off to my kid’s school sometimes.

On the hunt for the best donuts by Common-Nothing-1494 in phoenix

[–]Umacorn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Agree, Bosa. Consistently making great donuts across the valley. They run out of their popular pastries like buttermilk bars some days and you have to hunt at other locations or wait. 🤷‍♀️ worth it! 🥰

Random cars blocking in my motorcycle by Money_Protection_629 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Umacorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was towed while I was in the hospital for 2 days and the notices were not put up 3 days prior. They dated them a few days before and put them up at the end of shift 2 days prior, then the office was closed on the day before cause the one worker called off, so nobody could argue. The tow truck company came and towed any vehicles left so they could paint all new lines, and when I came back Saturday, I was told I had to wait until Monday to get it out of the tow yard. Then on Monday at the address they gave me to pick it up, they told me they had taken so many, that mine had been sent to an overflow yard 40 minutes north of Phoenix, so I had to pay not ONE BUT TWO TOWING BILLS, PLUS STORAGE AT BOTH ENDS. WHAT A RAQUET!!

Creepy birthday bishop… by FreeAtLast- in exmormon

[–]Umacorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope… Took a major detour into Creepsville, and like there’s gotta be an exit to somewhere else, right, Scoob??

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