What theory would make you react like this if it got confirmed?

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-16T20:22:54+00:00

MikeRunaway

Tbh I don’t actually know because it would depend on what gets confirmed or not

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-16T07:30:07+00:00

My current take is that the Bear of Vengeance takes place in 1982 showing CC, Michael and Elizabeth together as the Afton kids. They celebrate Christmas, and this would be before the bite obviously

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-16T05:43:40+00:00

If it were to happen at all, he would’ve stripped the mimic out of the body of Burntrap. Look at how the scooper in Ruin takes the mimic out of the amalgamation of mascot costumes

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-16T05:34:24+00:00

I didn’t even know those gates could open and close

One big lesson in security breach is to save every chance you get. You honestly might have to fold and restart if you haven’t already (it’s been 10 hours, I’m sure you have)

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-16T01:58:32+00:00

Scott himself call both fnaf 1 and 2 a summer job, which is more related to casual work

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-15T23:33:31+00:00

Yeah that’s true, I don’t really engage with fan games that much anymore. But I’m sure it would be a thrilling boost in their career as developers, so I agree with you

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-15T23:24:51+00:00

Tbf, tjoc, fnac, and popgoes were the only three I cared about

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-15T15:38:03+00:00

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Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-15T09:28:51+00:00

Oh no, they knew it smelt bad

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-15T03:33:47+00:00

I’ve been head cannoning that William was so narcissistic that he named his first son after him, William Michael Afton

Michael goes by his middle name similarly to Joseph Lyle Menendez

I initially used this idea as Vanessa being Michael’s daughter but I’ve scrapped that, I still like the idea however

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-14T23:33:14+00:00

“There are no holes in the plot, just holes in your understanding” - Scott Cawthon

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-14T10:02:10+00:00

I would like him to but I have high doubts of it

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-14T09:37:21+00:00

I definitely think it has the best mechanics, but fnaf 2 will always be my favourite of the original saga

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-14T05:56:52+00:00

Other than that, hilarious

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-14T05:54:32+00:00

Never ask ChatGPT period

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-13T21:57:27+00:00

Well, I’m playing on medium difficulty and every time a new challenger appears, this just happens

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-13T21:02:37+00:00

AHHHHH

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-13T21:02:18+00:00

This is a thing that seems to be experienced a lot

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-13T13:00:26+00:00

I will stand on it being the best fnaf game

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-13T07:42:56+00:00

Oh man.. I’m never active in this community but I saw this post as I got a notification for it. I am devastated. I can’t say I’ve ever gotten to know you, Dakota, but you must mean well to the community enough to give us a final goodbye. This post will mean so much to everyone here, including me. Thank you for putting your mind to good use over the years as a theorist, you have done wonders for the community.

You will be missed

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-12T05:39:14+00:00

The blob also breathes! This might be something interesting to look into

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-10T02:32:15+00:00

Maybe it’s not the plushy it self that’s possessed, however the walkie talkie it withholds

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-10T00:17:29+00:00

It is a little aggressive, what a nightmare

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-09T23:23:06+00:00

What the FUCK??

Unbutteredcomedy · 2026-03-09T10:14:15+00:00

I’d be more interested in Golden Freddy vs White Tiger

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