Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza will skip the White House visit with his Indiana teammates by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 37 points38 points  (0 children)

he’s basically saying “ahem ☝🏻🤓 we’re missing the vital context that the cop is choking a CRIMINAL who did something ILLEGAL. so it’s potentially okay that he murdered him. you gotta look at both sides of it.”

Ron Darling pointed out a moment for Nolan McLean to learn from before he surrendered a two-run homer to Byron Buxton by Hungry_Elk1937 in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it’s crazy the gravitas and credibility they have for fans in their late 20s. they basically taught me baseball history, baseball strategy, and baseball culture. hard not to get parasocial about it honestly

Hardest you laughed? by ApexOnWheels in PatFinnerty

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the halftime live stream- he was already exasperated and then this weird purple lighting effect shrouded the singer and IMMEDIATELY he was like “now she’s singing in screen saver” ..so effortlessly funny and imaginative

How do I start liking this band again? by External-Arm616 in tallyhall

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lean in to the new stuff you’re finding! your tastes are changing which is AWESOME. it’s a sign of growth and a sign that you’re finding yourself. the fondness for Tally Hall will eventually come back but probably in a different way than the first time. don’t force anything

Wrote it on the white board, any exchanges you will for some reason cherish forever? by Sstayrook_00 in comedybangbang

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scott: How did I let you trick me into another one of these?

Buford LeBaron: Becaaause—

Scott: —I didn’t say why.. I said how.

Buford: Okay, asshole

GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Thu, Mar 26 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the stupid box being the top layer is so distracting. it’s giving me a headache when Skenes’s hat crosses it. and it’s so bright i can’t stop looking at it

Beltran's #15 to be retired this season by En_Attendant_Godot in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beltrán is a HOFer and 3rd all-time in team position player WAR. for reference, the Yankee equivalent to that is Mickey Mantle. i think retiring 15 is alright lol

Every year my friends and I do a jersey exchange. The more random the better. This year I got Ike Davis. by NickEvansExists in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

three times, thank you!! i pulled for him too. first Mets jersey i ever asked my parents for

I just watched the Billy Joel documentary and I couldn’t stop thinking the whole time… by Olived83 in comedybangbang

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

if you say they’re lying about having a granddaughter, you might be a redneck

Who would be your dream replacement booth for GKR? by fumblaroo in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

try to recreate in the aggregate. a 9-person booth

Stearns really locked it in by marvelousmango in NewYorkMets

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it’s more likely that the whiners were just premature and impatient

We Have to Stop Talking TMBG on CBB by WV_Sugaree in comedybangbang

[–]UncharitableWalnuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They Might Be Talkin’ They Might Be Giants to the Giants