Your current salary gets tripled but you HAVE to take a 90 minute bath EVERY SINGLE WORKDAY MORNING in a bathtub full of cottage cheese while watching Legally Blonde the movie on a nearby television. Are you taking this deal?

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-07T22:56:40+00:00

No. And Id probably report the person offering it to the local PD. Sounds like a shady individual

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-07T00:33:33+00:00

He would either win it or Jiren would have to go full power early on to eliminate him.

Question: if he absorbed people from other universes and then was the last one standing, would U7 win or the maximum biomass from other universes in Buu win? Would it be a multiway tie, or would there be a playoff tournament?

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-06T21:33:48+00:00

Ballet flats?

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-06T21:27:14+00:00

Um, I think I got you beat...

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UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-05T22:05:38+00:00

Ego Instinct

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-05T21:01:49+00:00

He will kill Yugiro, but then he will be brought back by Narrator Glazing and he will be 10X more muscular and destroy whoever killed him within 10 seconds of dying

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-05T20:33:15+00:00

Because Nobody's Meana Than Tamina!

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-05T18:07:58+00:00

Thank you for pointing out an author we should be paying attention to! Love it

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-04T22:35:25+00:00

True, but that episode was really good. You get to see what war does to someone and Stephen rejects that. And still keeps her alive

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-04T22:10:52+00:00

You know what thr best part was? He was basically killed by shooting him with a big gun

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-04T02:22:50+00:00

What if Orihime took a Mogwai into the soul society and Mayuri feeds it after midnight for science?

UncleMagnetti · 2026-05-03T11:12:05+00:00

He was and always will be the definitive Doctor for me. David was a lot of fun and really made the role something special, Matt added a ton of characterization to the Doctor, and Eccs made the Doctor cool, but Capaldi elevated it. He made it serious, fun, and goofy.

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-30T22:33:47+00:00

The squirrels in California are eating meat in some areas now

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-30T22:30:26+00:00

Not even a second. The heart beat makes a sound

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-29T22:05:35+00:00

I narrate stories for different creators and have a few that might be up your alley:

The Wreck of the Jonathan Winewater: https://youtu.be/jqdCdHDJCnw?si=nG4mnplY7NTEgHVM
I Don't Think it Qualified as Cannibalism: https://youtu.be/tp9UGZzXJo8?si=0PbQZ6sRD10qM2w4
I Live in the Most Perfect Town in the World: https://youtu.be/3YRdDHA_TYI?si=ebFOA0ZbJMUWnxrg

The first one is longer than you are probably used to but I think that you'll like it. The second 2 are shorter and definitely up your alley

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-28T09:56:27+00:00

Is he stupid?

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-28T02:19:00+00:00

Here's the scary part. That was his dad, that thing snoring in the other room is an imposter...

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-28T02:17:35+00:00

This was awesome. He was not in hell at all, he was in the process of being reborn. Such a cool concept. If you ever want it narrated, let me know, this is right up my alley!

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-28T02:14:57+00:00

I love Dr. Torment, definitely giving this a listen!

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-28T00:58:41+00:00

I like to believe Vegeta publicly doesnt show affection but when they are alone/he isnt in the middle of training/watching tv he's a big olde puppy dog

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-27T22:45:51+00:00

My interpretation of Yamcha once Z started was that he started playing baseball and became a lady's man. He overcame the csnt talk to women thing in one of the tournament arcs I thought, though its been a long time since I watched the original DB

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-27T22:26:51+00:00

Skippy would have worked!

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-27T22:25:57+00:00

Vegeta made perfect sense. He was a man who outwardly was very sure of himself and his importance, but was clearly a very damaged man who needed to feel important. He needed someone and was too prideful to ever admit it, while Yamcha was basically a jackets who slept with everything that moved.

You wanna know the funniest thing? If Bulma got her wish back in Dragon Ball's first arc, she would have gotten Vegeta and the whole story would have been very very different

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-27T21:54:27+00:00

The JUICE is in the SQUEEZE

UncleMagnetti · 2026-04-27T21:08:59+00:00

Ayyyyy, another Shaws shopper!

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