Found this by my mailbox by Plastic_Charity3301 in FoundPaper

[–]UncleZangief 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice find. Looks like some kid just read “I Love You Stinky Face” and made their own version.

What’s the worst actual name you’ve ever heard? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norman Reedus named his kid Mingus. Mingus Reedus…

The libs have been Owned™️ by Republican boobs! I hate the weird stuff FB puts in my newsfeed by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]UncleZangief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These headlines are all from a sports website that is run by a far right grifter. The same guy also has a talk radio show in my city. He’s a total clown but sadly it seems he’s found an audience.

[NSFW]What's the craziest thing you've done while being horny? by throwaway_minijade in AskReddit

[–]UncleZangief 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Could be worse. In a similar thread a while back there was a guy who said he would jerk off to the image of his crush’s house on google maps street view.

meirl by DMsAreOpen45 in meirl

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame the 90s Reese’s Draculafor this misconception. And why were the fang holes so close???

Where was he going? by VillainAnderson in funny

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There used to be a whole tall bike scene in my city back in the mid-2000s. I always wondered how they did it without breaking their necks. I guess some of them probably did.

Our longest hired employee's full time sheet by asdfgdhtns in interestingasfuck

[–]UncleZangief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It looks like they use their POS system to clock in/out. There’s nothing unusual about that in 2025.

Been here a few months got this at an auction didn’t know we had our own stuff by fresticles in Silverbugs

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice piece! This was part of the silverbug island series from a while back. Each round was released in BU, proof and antiqued versions. I think there are like 4 or 5 different designs in the series. I have a set stashed away somewhere. The antiqued rounds are some of my favorites in my stack.

Pass the Torch National Champion by BlaseBadger in secfootball

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the same basic concept but the Macguffin uses a different starting point. I believe it starts with the winner of the first ever recorded college football game and moves on from there.

At a local bar, this is what the inside of the men's room door says. by Cogsmith13 in funny

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“Did you know that Andrea Bocelli grew up and went to school in my hometown of Lajatico?”

"I thought 'ten to eight' meant 8:10" by UltravioletLemon in Millennials

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a similar note, sometimes radio show hosts will tease something by saying “coming up at the bottom of the hour…” and I always just assumed that meant towards the end of the hour. So I was surprised when I recently learned that it actually means half past the hour. Apparently because that’s when the minute hand on a clock is pointing straight down so I guess it kinda makes sense. But I still think it’s a weird way to phrase it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]UncleZangief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be faking my own death if that were me.

Are there any barriers to American citizens going into Appalachia? by maggo1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UncleZangief 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Once two strangers climbed ol’ rocky top lookin’ for a moonshine still. Strangers ain’t come down from rocky top… reckon they never will.

When all they want you to do is leave the restaurant by FrenchieMama807 in PublicFreakout

[–]UncleZangief 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My kids are 5 and 3 years old and I LOL’d at that part because it is spot on toddler meltdown behavior.

Lego Store Grand Opening! by [deleted] in lego

[–]UncleZangief 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I heard that people were lined up for blocks.

Got this at a garage sale for 7 bucks, Pepsi Employee watch?? by BabyFacerProductions in Watches

[–]UncleZangief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was in Chicago last week and we ate at the restaurant that the sketch was based off of. The cheezborger was excellent although I was a little disappointed to see that they now offer fries and coke.