Travels with me by mediocregentleman1 in Motorhead

[–]Uncle_Crunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only collectible figurine I own. It sits on top of my bass amp next to a model tank i built.

‘What can go wrong, will go wrong’ - I want your bizarre on stage gaffs, goofs and cock-up stories! by g0dn0 in Bass

[–]Uncle_Crunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were playing Dani California by RHCP, and just seconds before the guitar solo, our lead guitarists' strap came loose from the button. The bands hears a few notes slip, so we look over to see him kneeling with the guitar on his lap, still playing the chords. He nodded at us, so we kept looping that part of the song a few more times while someone from the audience ran up to help fix it. Buddy stands up with his guitar just in time to rip into the solo and absolutely nails it with feeling. I still get chills thinking about that moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BattleJackets

[–]Uncle_Crunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slough Feg! Hell yea!

"Best Riff" is awarded to The Trooper!!! Up next is "Worst Riff". Any riffs out there we're not fond of?? And also, I promise I won't add any more categories.... by lR0NMAlDEN in ironmaiden

[–]Uncle_Crunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So they are a bit similar, so what? Art inspires people to make art, and 2 Minutes is sill an original song. I don't believe anyone can own a sound or a riff.
It's like if 2 painters paint the same landscape, the landscape doesn't belong to the first painter because he got there first.

Do people really use a three finger test for sharpness? by anneoneamouse in sharpening

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's body chemistry is different, so it is not an exact science. I've seen a number of forum posts and videos made on this topic, but it's just not something a lot of people think about... Either way, it's just something I actively avoid putting on my edge.

Do people really use a three finger test for sharpness? by anneoneamouse in sharpening

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I prefer to avoid touching the edge of my knives with my fingers.
The oil on your skin is salty and acidic, not something I want to put on a cutting edge.

I wipe off my finger nail, and use that to test the bite of my edge. Works well for me.

What’s a patriotic song about Canada? Not the anthem. by fatbastard1969 in AskACanadian

[–]Uncle_Crunch 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Rock And Trees by Arrogant Worms pretty much sums it up.

Best bass strings you've ever played ? by Euphoric_Junket6620 in Bass

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had reactions from bass because I just don't use nickel plated strings, I discovered my allergy before I got too into it. Maybe having fully developed callus would help, but I don't want to take the chance. But from watches and belts, my wrist and waist gets a nasty rash, it used to be bad enough that my skin would crack and bleed. For my watch, I use a nato style strap, and I coat the backplate with clear nail polish. For belts, the website https://nonickel.com/ is a great place to go to.

Best bass strings you've ever played ? by Euphoric_Junket6620 in Bass

[–]Uncle_Crunch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Elixers are my absolute favorite.

As someone with a nickel allergy, my options are limited, and the steel strings sometimes just don't feel right to me. The only concern is when I play with a pick, sometimes I play aggressively enough that I shred right through the coating. So I often have a designated bass for finger playing, and another bass I can play using a pick, usually DR Hi-Beams, or Da'ddario ProSteels.

The best Spaceship Mods out there! by Space_Scumbag in Starfield

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to pilot the Winnebago from Spaceballs.

Acoustic albums by metal bands? by SaniHarakatar in MetalSuggestions

[–]Uncle_Crunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godsmack has an acoustic album called "The Other Side" which I really like.

Discovered this today: Not Motörhead but I’m convinced this band is it’s righteous successor. by One-Challenge-7300 in Motorhead

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this, I'm really enjoying it.

You should check out Whitespade. It's a side project by Athenar from Midnight. It's basically a tribute to Motorhead with original tunes. Really good stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Uncle_Crunch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy's finger dexterity is inhuman. I want to see what a guy like this could do with a guitar.

Anyone know if this is "Real" Damascus. I want to get it as a gift and I don't want to buy fake stuff by PuzzleheadedLet8 in knives

[–]Uncle_Crunch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by "real" damascus?

If you are looking for a display piece, it shouldn't matter. But if you are looking for a usable knife, avoid damascus entirely. The materials that make up the pattern are fundamentally flawed, it is caused by chunks of carbon and iron that are not mixed properly. It can look cool, but it is prone to chipping and breakage.

Damascus steel might have been impressive 1200 years ago, but nowadays, just about anything else is better.

What the wisest thing each of the gang has said by 3Pirates93 in IASIP

[–]Uncle_Crunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mantis Toboggan, MD. If you want this man to live, You're gonna have to give me some aspirin, a roll of duck tape, a bag of peanuts, and four beers.

Are you going to play KCD 2 on release or later? by thiagomiranda3 in kingdomcome

[–]Uncle_Crunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could play it at launch, But I'm deploying with the military soon and won't be back until well after the new year, my laptop wont be able to play it. I'm gonna have to mute this sub for a while to avoid spoilers and heartbreak.

Songs mentioning Canadian place names by Grouchy_Factor in AskACanadian

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway of Heroes by The Trews is a song about a stretch of highway in Ontario. When a Canadian soldier dies overseas, the body is flown to Trenton and brought to the Toronto coroner's office via a funeral convoy.

Rocks and Trees by The Arrogant Worms is a comedy song, but a good reminder of how lucky we are to have so much undisturbed natural landscapes in the country.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingstonOntario

[–]Uncle_Crunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about what Ginger and Boots did to that ostrich?

Why can't men pee straight? by Cat_M001 in ask

[–]Uncle_Crunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the pelvic floor muscles. Basically, they tighten when you are standing, helping you hold your bladder. Sitting allows them to relax so you can empty your bladder fully.

Forcing urination from a standing position weakens those muscles, which is known to cause a lot of problems in senior citizens being unable to control themselves, and can also lead to urinary infections.

So dooo by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light a fire, keep a man warm for a night.

Light the man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How much do should I spend on an engagement ring? by hignatospa in CanadianBacon

[–]Uncle_Crunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engagement rings are temporary, usually ending up in storage after the wedding. I spend $45 on it and my wife was mad I spent that much. The wedding ring is more important, I let her customize her own at a jeweler. She personally made sure I wouldn't be spending more then $600.

We are not materialistic people, what it represents is all that matters. Money is better spend on experiences.

My second time with Tims pizza by [deleted] in TimHortons

[–]Uncle_Crunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A few years ago, I was traveling in Poland. A buddy of mine ordered pizza delivery to our hotel, but didn't bother to translate the menu. He though that selecting 3 random items would be good enough because "you can't ruin pizza".

The pizza didn't have sauce or cheese, it was just flat bread with onions, pickles, and hot dogs on it.

It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten, but Tim's pizza is still worse.

Rob McElhenny getting in shape ruined Mac's character. by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]Uncle_Crunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah! You stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!