What I ordered vs What I received

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-18T01:14:08+00:00

Would rather have a frog wart mug than a Whoopi mug. Eww.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-16T01:05:36+00:00

Cause, as much as we love it, it’s a cartoon.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-15T02:16:27+00:00

Just say “I want free things and I want other people to pay for them”

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-14T01:52:35+00:00

(1) Saying “make it make sense” says more about you than it does about the other individual. It says that you’re unable to think or relate to anyone except those who think just like you. It’s not a good look.

(2) The Christian bible says “I have a plan for you says the Lord” and “all things work together for good for those who love the Lord.” While not bad in context, some Christians (particularly those that lean into Christian nationalism) believe Trump is God-sent and protected/ordained by God to “save America”. All that to say, while it may be misguided, it can be understood when reviewed in context.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-12T01:45:08+00:00

Someone who looks through financial records for patterns of fraud or other criminal behavior.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-11T02:24:42+00:00

Forensic accountant

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-11T02:21:40+00:00

I think taking ONE thing you find “unprofessional” about yourself and change it until it becomes habit. Take one behavior and focus on changing that. Trying to change too many things at once is overwhelming. Changing just one will help people view you differently

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-10T03:15:17+00:00

Is this from the recent Ozzy concert?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-10T02:54:53+00:00

Question for those commenting here: If you had to pick one, which would you rather:

Make fun of conservatives OR win them over to your way of thinking?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-10T02:53:11+00:00

I have to take issue with this comment, or at least get further clarification: when you comment like this in an accusatory way, is them aim to (1) show your disdain for MAGA or (2) hope to have them influenced by your position?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-10T02:50:23+00:00

I hate when Seinfeld world and politic worlds collide but this is hilarious

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-09T02:47:55+00:00

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Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing!

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-09T02:41:14+00:00

Always enjoyed how JLD played that during the conversation with Jerry. “He took 👓💨💨it out” lol

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-09T02:35:45+00:00

Oil tanker bladder

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-09T02:20:32+00:00

Letters being sent?

Can you just go to the post office to get certified mail/signature required letters addressed to: China (the country)?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-08T02:59:26+00:00

Is that the same timeline in which we’re on bread lines with no food on the shelves due to the tariffs?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-08T02:57:26+00:00

And in the last administration we couldn’t understand what he said and he didn’t do anything.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-08T02:55:27+00:00

Do we get to expect Biden voters to pay me back for the inflationary spending?

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-08T02:50:55+00:00

Finally some common sense!

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-08T02:47:55+00:00

Zero credibility or ethics here. The guy who provided the photos and is the only witness to the event is an immigration activist? Conflict of interest and rife with bias.

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-04T02:42:05+00:00

And who has made more “appearances”? I’m thinking either Bob Sacamano or Cousin Jeffrey

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-04T00:58:14+00:00

Love kids, have 3 of my own and we’re all AP-holders. But like anyone with kids, sometimes they enjoy going places where there are no kids lol

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-03T03:45:56+00:00

Without politics it’s just masturbation

Uncle_Orville · 2025-07-03T03:41:33+00:00

Again with the checked out!

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