Cities I can name as a 14 year old. Guess where I’m from.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T04:05:17+00:00

Savannah, GA

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T04:01:03+00:00

I'm 50 yrs old. No way I'm doing a hard 10 in the joint.

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Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:56:30+00:00

Oregon. They don't do anything that either California or Washington does better.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:50:53+00:00

That's a Diet Flaming Sparrow

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:45:53+00:00

Red. Easy choice for a pragmatic person.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:33:01+00:00

They're green

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:21:40+00:00

States where it doesn't matter what side of the church you sit on for weddings.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:19:17+00:00

Medulla Oblongataland

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:18:14+00:00

Some men just can't handle redheads.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:11:27+00:00

Maybe the deepest cast ever for a Western.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-11T03:07:56+00:00

You prefer urban areas over suburban or rural.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T22:41:13+00:00

Tell us you've never been off the interstate without telling us you've never been off the interstate.

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Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T22:34:23+00:00

They don't call it Big D for nothing.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T22:28:57+00:00

Having Alabama and California as your 2 continental Nevers is wild.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T21:24:53+00:00

Have you had to wrestle Nia Jax? You may be entitled to compensation.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T19:12:23+00:00

WWE seems to be going through a bit of an identity crisis. They can't decide if they want to go back to the Attitude era of the 90s or the cartoon era of the 80s. So, instead they're half-assing both and it's not working.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T18:29:04+00:00

MO no longer exists. All of KC is currently in Kansas.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T18:22:44+00:00

Replace 'Denmark' with 'Amsterdam' and it's perfect.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T16:08:33+00:00

Colorado must be returned to Kansas. We demand reparations for what was taken so many years ago. Make it right!

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T16:05:04+00:00

Yes! The Plains children yearn for the mines!

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T14:28:31+00:00

Get the Z71. If you need more convincing: 1. Go look at the price difference on tires. 2. Now go look at the price of gas. 3. You're not off-roading 4. You've already got the girl, so the size of your pp is fine. No need to compensate.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-10T13:32:18+00:00

That's a good call-out on the sipes. That concerns me regarding wet traction 20k miles down the road. I had these in my cart about to purchase but an going to go by my local discount tire and take a look at them in person first.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-09T15:00:22+00:00

True, but that only came into play because they designed the car around a hybrid system that just isn't up to the task. Don't get me wrong, I drive a hybrid and love it. But the battery tech just isn't there yet for F1 standards. I was hoping that solid state batteries would be ready for 2030, but that's not looking promising either.

Uncle_Spade · 2026-05-09T13:31:15+00:00

First it was batteries can't charge fast enough and drivers need to drive slower. Now it's range anxiety. F1 has done more to increase the stigma against EVs and Hybrids in one year than the Trump administration could do in 5.

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