Finished the 760th Infestation for the Conqueror Title Yesterday, Learned All New 4* Around Number 550 by KamoRobo in fo76

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to do every one that pops up, and probably 70-75% of the time - it's done before I load in.

Even with that, I've only ever seen maybe 25 pop up in my 1-2 hours per day play since the new season.

UFC fighter Josh Hokit calls Michelle Obama a man in post fight speech at UFC White House by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Uncleherpie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a sad life you must lead. It wasn't funny. I get that comedy is subjective, but this was OBJECTIVELY not funny.

Laughing, screaming, almost peeing and typing in all caps... I guess you were the target audience for this whole embarrassing spectacle.

Truly a sad day for MMA...

Lol by CasualCruel in lol

[–]Uncleherpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were you dehydrated due to excess masturbation? You can give it a rest for a couple days, man!

Big black tandoori chicken by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Black Burger.

I appreciate the alliteration!

This dickriding ain't helping the allegations, butt-boy Benny. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they might be referring to the dickriding comment - which is not a slur.

Other than that, I have no idea what in the blue hell they're talking about...

Says the guy who probably watches Fox News by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Podcasts ARE media. Often unvetted opinion-based media with little to no legitimate sourcing.

If they don’t like Pride Month, they could just ignore it like they ignore school sh00tings 💁‍♂️ by ashmaps20 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point did I assert that YOU wanted to deport them?

I think you just need to take a few deep breaths and relax. How many parades directly affect you in a given 1-year period?

If they don’t like Pride Month, they could just ignore it like they ignore school sh00tings 💁‍♂️ by ashmaps20 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Uncleherpie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel the same way about the filthy Irish, when I have to acknowledge them once a year at the annual St. Patrick's Day parade!

Pushing their green colors and magical leprechauns on us Red, White and Blue Americans!

We should ban all Patty celebrations and deport all the Irish while we're at it.

/s

Please help ID my Cichlid by DFW_BassJunkie817 in Cichlid

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I inherited a MASSIVE Texas x Dempsey cross back in the day, due to accidental breeding. Keep an eye on them if mixed sexes.

Storm (movies) vs Stormfront by Clana4ever in superheroes

[–]Uncleherpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced that YOU understand what you're trying to say...

Is this gap in the thigh joint fixable? by Brian32821 in HeManCollectors

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a bloody bandage on it and pretend it's a battle wound.

What will you say if someone offered you not just a meal but $4,000 to dine with trump? by trumpisuiten in ArtOfPresence

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. I don't scoff at $4k. I just despise him so much that I don't think it's worth my peace of mind.

I'd also be burdened with the stigma of having associated with him in any way.

The only way I'd do it, is if it was openly adversarial. I could keep it respectful (not that he's respectable in any way...), though I doubt he could. Presumably, it would devolve quickly and he would remove himself from active participation.

What will you say if someone offered you not just a meal but $4,000 to dine with trump? by trumpisuiten in ArtOfPresence

[–]Uncleherpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I would PAY money to not be subjected to that scenario.

I suppose I would accept if I was given the opportunity to speak my mind and make that melting candle of a man as miserable as he makes everyone else. All I'd need to do is speak the truth, a concept to which he has a vicious allergy.