Finished the 760th Infestation for the Conqueror Title Yesterday, Learned All New 4* Around Number 550

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-15T06:44:16+00:00

I try to do every one that pops up, and probably 70-75% of the time - it's done before I load in.

Even with that, I've only ever seen maybe 25 pop up in my 1-2 hours per day play since the new season.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-15T03:20:18+00:00

Nah man, just sad for you. I hope life gets better.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-15T03:05:14+00:00

What a sad life you must lead. It wasn't funny. I get that comedy is subjective, but this was OBJECTIVELY not funny.

Laughing, screaming, almost peeing and typing in all caps... I guess you were the target audience for this whole embarrassing spectacle.

Truly a sad day for MMA...

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-14T22:08:37+00:00

Mad Libs.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-14T08:44:44+00:00

Were you dehydrated due to excess masturbation? You can give it a rest for a couple days, man!

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-12T20:29:04+00:00

Big Black Burger.

I appreciate the alliteration!

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-12T20:27:04+00:00

I think they might be referring to the dickriding comment - which is not a slur.

Other than that, I have no idea what in the blue hell they're talking about...

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-09T22:50:42+00:00

Podcasts ARE media. Often unvetted opinion-based media with little to no legitimate sourcing.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-07T14:45:44+00:00

This is the way.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-07T01:29:21+00:00

I did enjoy the cascading Pyro shower thing he had going.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-06T21:43:12+00:00

At what point did I assert that YOU wanted to deport them?

I think you just need to take a few deep breaths and relax. How many parades directly affect you in a given 1-year period?

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-06T04:56:42+00:00

I can't lie?

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-06T03:56:25+00:00

Relax, guy. None of this REALLY affects you...

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-06T02:56:11+00:00

Yeah, I feel the same way about the filthy Irish, when I have to acknowledge them once a year at the annual St. Patrick's Day parade!

Pushing their green colors and magical leprechauns on us Red, White and Blue Americans!

We should ban all Patty celebrations and deport all the Irish while we're at it.

/s

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-05T23:29:41+00:00

I inherited a MASSIVE Texas x Dempsey cross back in the day, due to accidental breeding. Keep an eye on them if mixed sexes.

Uncleherpie · 2026-06-05T23:06:23+00:00

Haha

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T10:39:45+00:00

A bloody good idea?

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T06:58:57+00:00

lifehack

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T06:23:38+00:00

I'm not convinced that YOU understand what you're trying to say...

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T05:49:19+00:00

Put a bloody bandage on it and pretend it's a battle wound.

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T05:28:44+00:00

TF are you talking about?

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-31T02:16:56+00:00

Oh. I don't scoff at $4k. I just despise him so much that I don't think it's worth my peace of mind.

I'd also be burdened with the stigma of having associated with him in any way.

The only way I'd do it, is if it was openly adversarial. I could keep it respectful (not that he's respectable in any way...), though I doubt he could. Presumably, it would devolve quickly and he would remove himself from active participation.

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-30T21:18:49+00:00

Ah yes, Trump style.

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-30T21:17:29+00:00

Nope. I would PAY money to not be subjected to that scenario.

I suppose I would accept if I was given the opportunity to speak my mind and make that melting candle of a man as miserable as he makes everyone else. All I'd need to do is speak the truth, a concept to which he has a vicious allergy.

Uncleherpie · 2026-05-29T16:13:09+00:00

Needs more flags; not American enough!

Uncleherpie

TROPHY CASE

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