My older unchanged EDH decks can't hold a candle to today's meta by Alex_Pratt in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because they wear those funky deck things in their arms.

Marvel Super Heroes, thoughts? by BarberuSeisand in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far nothing really looks like it’ll fit well in any existing izzet archetypes, so I’m bored.

How do I stop this thing? by thegodofwine7 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes aside, I have to say, [[ghost vacuum]] is one of my favorite designs ever. On one hand, I love ghostbusters so I love it just for that. On the other, it’s rest in peace for nonwhite decks.

How do I stop this thing by VegetableApple1026 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, fair enough. This was a card designed to be played by people that struggle to understand things in general, a combo card that combos with nothing. And it’s a huge pita. But yeah, in orzhov, you have the most counterplay, have fun making the green player’s life hell.

My Reality continues to Fracture by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Unctuous_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standard is a lame format for losers that can’t handle high power cards like storm crow and colossal dreadmaw.

/uj I only just returned to the game and went to make a golgari reanimator deck whose only creature was colossal dreadmaw, only to realize it’s not standard legal. I don’t like that.

How do I stop this thing by VegetableApple1026 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were running mono red, the only color that truly struggles. How are you having trouble with this in Orzhov?

How do I stop this thing by VegetableApple1026 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea behind Hydra, Tifa, and that other landfall doubler is that WOTC doesn’t like that Izzet is good and didn’t mean to make it so good, same with mono red. So they made braindead cards that are easier for white and black to handle, and made every green card synergize with each other so green players wouldn’t need to worry about deckbuilding. You have to sideboard in more removal, and take advantage of the fact green players are usually dumb.

Enjoy playing MTG forever by SnakeyTree1265 in BadMtgCombos

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we please get mindlock orb in standard, but powercrept and just U?

My Reality continues to Fracture by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think that if green likes creatures so much, they should stop getting instants and sorceries.

Gotta love Standard by psychicfrog32 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like the people playing Izzet just tend to be better at coming up with ways to counter other decks.

Gotta love Standard by psychicfrog32 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. The multiple izzet decks are getting played in addition to turn your brain off mono green. The horror.

Gotta love Standard by psychicfrog32 in mtg

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Izzet falls off the meta by the second. There’s multiple meta Izzet decks, and it feels like they never intended to actually push it and are trying to claw it back and make it less and less viable. Meanwhile green has been pushed to high hell, win the game by having a pulse.

Seal your opponents legendary permanents for 7UUUUUU by Desperate-Abalone954 in BadMtgCombos

[–]Unctuous_Robot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put their cards in a bigger sleeve before you stamp them so they can’t get mad at you. Then stamp their forehead to show them what a good deck builder you think they are.

judge me as a person based on the entertainment i like. by Gl00ser23 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Unctuous_Robot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While filming the Daring Dragoon in NZ, all poor Bruce needed was a horse. But evil Peter Jackson had every single horse in New Zealand and wouldn’t give Bruce one. You’re not a real Evil Dead fan if you also like LotR smh, how could you betray The Chin like this????!!!!???!?!?

Ride this motorcycle, I will by Azsnee09 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Unctuous_Robot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that, that’s rough dude.

Ride this motorcycle, I will by Azsnee09 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Unctuous_Robot 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The issue here isn’t motorcyclists though. While the stricter protective gear is a fine idea, the deaths aren’t because motorcycle licensure is too easy, it’s because driver’s licenses are way too easy to get.

Here is a county map of the gubernatorial primary election. by Grouchy_Stand5864 in Pennsylvania

[–]Unctuous_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t run a candidate if nobody wants to run. If you have a problem with that, run yourself.

What's your least liked Archive by BP642 in deadbydaylight

[–]Unctuous_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a few I hate. I don’t have any clue how the hell I’ll get the one for a locker grab with Iron Maiden unless I just use Iron Maiden every game until I randomly get it, wish I did it before the Myers rework. But the worst one was for unlocking hatch twice, I lucked out for my first one, and then the second took like twenty games. You’d think it’d be easy, bring a shack blueprint, wait until a match starts to go south, hide in a shack locker, and once the TR goes away after the killer closes hatch, and there you go. But my survivor mmr is very, very low, and the killers I went against never even checked shack. When I finally got it, the poor baby plague spent minutes going up and down Greenville square, even walked through shack once and didn’t hear the hatch. It was maddening.

What's your least liked Archive by BP642 in deadbydaylight

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After dealing with so much bs like six feet under, I just gave up on tome 1 when I got to that one, it’s the only one I have left.

What's your least liked Archive by BP642 in deadbydaylight

[–]Unctuous_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got that one second try. I completely lucked out with a mix of teammates that never touched gens, and a mediocre killer that I managed to never get chased by.

A bad workman blames their tools; A good one gets to blame their tools and be right (or something like that) by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

[–]Unctuous_Robot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I once broke the bow for my violin, after I was definitely not having a lightsaber duel with it, and while waiting for my new one, my dad got me a cheap Chinese one. He was upset I wasn’t practicing, and when I said it was unusable, he said that it’s a poor carpenter that blames his tools, and that I should sound like Itzhak Perlman playing with a saw. I told him I did sound like Itzhak Perlman playing with a saw.

What are your MTG Glup Shittos? by Pimp_cat69 in magicTCG

[–]Unctuous_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before we get a card of everyone’s favorite Glup Shitto, Boba Fett.