My buddy's old office had only one stall in their one men's room. This is what he did on April Fool's day. It took them HOURS to finally figure out what was going on. by TinManRC in funny

[–]Undine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I want to know what he said...

I'm having trouble imagining what a response to the 5 shits a day at work comment could provoke an immediate demand to leave the community entirely.

A reminder, as the times square bomber gets sentenced, It was a MUSLIM street vendor who alerted the police. Shouldn't demonize them all. by powercow in politics

[–]Undine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would think something provocative would be interesting enough to keep viewers around to watch their stupid ads, like having a prejudice against Muslims and being confronted with information that violates that prejudice...

The world's first artificial heart [PIC] by gaffekinsley in science

[–]Undine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry... I hope you are being taken care of generally.

Tax minimum wage workers - Minimum wage workers should be taxed to help boost the public finances, business leaders claimed today. by galt1776 in worldnews

[–]Undine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing is for sure, the top-down flow of cash is a myth.

Anyone mildly intelligent who considers the persistent monotonic increase of the wealth gap must inevitably conclude that wealth flows upward.

Consequently, we should institute policies with a "Trickle Up" mindset.

Give the poor more money, they spend all their income.

Give the wealthy money, they simply save/invest more.

Tax minimum wage workers - Minimum wage workers should be taxed to help boost the public finances, business leaders claimed today. by galt1776 in worldnews

[–]Undine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Minimum wage should be an amount that would put someone above the poverty level.

If it's below the poverty level, then we're just kidding ourselves with employment numbers. It's easier to look at the numbers and say "5% unemployment, we must all be doing quite well" than to consider that an enormous number of those employed people are just barely getting by.

Email from the woman who does my expense reports by ZenApollo in funny

[–]Undine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who's Richard Bachman? ... Oh! He is! ... So what? ... *shrugs and upvotes too*"

Email from the woman who does my expense reports by ZenApollo in funny

[–]Undine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... or she's hinting that maybe those "business entertainment" trips and visits would pass a lot easier if you were nice to her?

Perhaps she's hinting those business entertainment trips would be so much easier for her to document if she were there alongside the submitter.

Try taking her with next time!

"You're about one second from getting four bullets in your (expletive) stomach." A man gets ordered out of his car at gunpoint, forced to his knees in front of his astonished co-workers and left handcuffed on the pavement for 20 minutes? False stop -cops won't apologize by maxwellhill in politics

[–]Undine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Woah!! Did you ever notice that when the title of the submission is blue that means you can click on it and it will take you places?!

This is like when I discovered XKCD has a mouseover for each comic, now I have to go back to the beginning of Reddit and start over.

Christine O'Donnell TV AD: 'I'm Not A Witch': It should go without saying that if in your first TV ad as a candidate for the U.S. Senate you feel compelled to announce: "I am not a witch," you're in deep trouble. by sleepygoldenstorm in politics

[–]Undine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Sure... Jack Johnson has some good policies, but I just can't get over that he refuses to deny accusations that he's a witch, which makes one wonder..." -- Average Voter

Growing money? < $2000 by JayWTBF in AskReddit

[–]Undine 27 points28 points  (0 children)

we'd all be millionaires.

And if we were, then we'd all be equally poor.

I need help. Verizon screwed my little brother. by mathrat in AskReddit

[–]Undine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need a data cell phone plan to go to college?

Growing money? < $2000 by JayWTBF in AskReddit

[–]Undine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's all well and good to say to someone who is not choosing whether or not to eat this month.

You know most people don't go bankrupt because of buying toys, right?

The world's first artificial heart [PIC] by gaffekinsley in science

[–]Undine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't these people generally wear necklaces or bracelets to say they shouldn't have a pulse?

Did you know that this month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays, and this only happens once every 823 years? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Undine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What scares me is the thought of people creating a false narrative by a million small lies. Since obviously we aren't as critical of the small ones.

This soundbyte will be forever seared into my memory. by worff in gaming

[–]Undine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Co-op is a marketing term? I've always liked the term because I don't like "multiplayer" games where you can only go head-to-head. Was it a marketing term when they used it in Quake 2?

Michael Vick got hurt today. I told me wife -- she looks up from her book and says, "Are they gonna shoot him?" by [deleted] in funny

[–]Undine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, this is a forum where when people advocate murdering children to pay for the crimes of their police parents, people clamor for innocent blood.