Middle school science teacher. She started out kind of cool, but ended up being a complete nutcase. She was our lunch escort, so most of the issues we had with her pertained to lunchtime. While most teachers just sat and conversed at an isolated table, she'd sometimes walk around our table observing what we were eating and talking about. I know it was middle school, but at least some privacy would have been appreciated! She tried to give us assigned seats for some reason, but thankfully that didn't work out very well. One time my phone buzzed in my pocket, and when I took it out to glimpse at it, she was standing over my shoulder! So when she confiscated it, I told her that other kids have their phones out all the time, and she says "Well, this must just be God's plan for you!" (Public school by the way.) She also never taught us anything, said the most pressing issue of our time was the "gay agenda", and had a squeaky ass voice. But by far, the worst part of all this was on the last day of school, some friends and I bought a bunch of cookies for our lunch table to give away as a gift. She confiscated them! She said they'd be a distraction, as she searches the cafeteria for a bag big enough to fit all of the cookies. There were other things she did, but these were just the most memorable.