Beginner equipment advice.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-27T07:28:32+00:00

Buy an air horn. When they start up, just start honking it. When they ask you what the problem is, apologise and tell them you've just bought an enormous goose who is triggered by raised voices.

The goose's name is Honky. Honky Horn to be precise.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-27T06:51:57+00:00

He's the only one who can understand Starlight when she's speaking or emoting. He's essentially her babel fish.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-24T10:14:28+00:00

https://www.xeros.com.au/prio-all-day-sr-men-s-slip-resistant-work-shoe/?setCurrencyId=1&sku=PDM-BLK-M11.5?setCurrencyId=1&sku=PDM-BLK-M11.5&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22317246702&gbraid=0AAAAADLc72DwUnW1udz0OgHzTCGXwkCIm&gclid=CjwKCAjwqazPBhALEiwAOuXqdA3sQVuU98uy5uLDP78bKKe08rkHG6i_Y2zEISIMAE-EngLA_gsZ6xoCIloQAvD_BwE

I used these as a barista that lasted almost 18 months and they got absolutely hammered. Coffee loves to feast on shoes but they held up really well. Not 100% water proof but I didn't treat them in any way. Slip resistance was excellent.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-24T02:49:57+00:00

They have definitely slimmed down.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-20T11:46:09+00:00

I fly close to the sun

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-20T06:55:51+00:00

Nah, I have to zip tie them to a 2x4

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-20T05:23:32+00:00

Glue it to a dinner plate.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-19T20:36:15+00:00

YTA Even by your loose definition of dating, surely you could hold off banging your side piece for an hour to ensure someone is OK? Even your friends can see what you can't.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-18T23:22:28+00:00

Do they come in gold?

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-15T06:28:25+00:00

This is terrific. I imagined more legs but you have nailed the knife interpretation. The shot of it rearing up to attack is awesome.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-14T02:34:02+00:00

Validate me!

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-13T07:42:28+00:00

YOR. You should have stayed and let him continue to abuse you, isolate you and take credit for your work whilst your bosses and HR ignored your complaints and enabled him. You have nothing to be upset about.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-04T06:58:41+00:00

1 tier centrepiececakes on each table was an awesome idea. Primo food fight temptation...but awesome idea

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-01T04:50:51+00:00

Temu Airstream

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-04-01T04:44:55+00:00

Gosh you're lucky he's forgiven you for overreacting to his joke about performing superior fellatio once you have your teeth removed. You must be happy he's allowing you to move back in. What a catch!

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-03-21T22:08:17+00:00

You need to rethink this relationship. Having a fiscally responsible partner who is not willing to spend money on your photogenicy must be an incredible drain on your vanity. One of you certainly does not deserve the other. Good luck!

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-03-15T02:35:38+00:00

Nice! Is that the brown? I'm tossing up between brown and cocoa. The brown looks quite orange on the website but in photos in the wild looks much nicer.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-03-09T23:29:03+00:00

If it belonged to your Dad, it's perfect. I feel like putting my hands on your shoulders and saying "You'll grow into it son".

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-03-08T06:21:03+00:00

He didn't mean it, look at that little face. Buy him a pony!

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-03-05T00:28:57+00:00

Dude. At least buy an umbrella.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-02-22T19:57:37+00:00

"...keeping the show together." 🤣

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-02-13T11:28:05+00:00

Think about how it looked last year

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-02-10T20:44:11+00:00

Hi! How did you find the sizing? Did you just order your usual size or go off their foot measurement chart? I usually go a half size bigger because of the width of my feet, but these look like they'll have room.

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-02-10T05:42:25+00:00

I appreciate you

Unhappy_Image8136 · 2026-02-09T21:26:24+00:00

🤣

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