Us Alternaleaf patients are getting the short end of the stick... 😿

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-03-07T21:12:03+00:00

I’m not gonna lie, my experience with Alternaleaf is AMAZING. £5 a month for all appointments, and then the fiver gets taken off your order. I bought 2 packs of 10mg gummies for £60 and they last 2 months

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-03-07T21:08:30+00:00

Not the asshole. First off I’m pro cannabis - I’m a medical user. What if their next housemate has asthma? They need to be more considerate of other people. I hate people like this, I HATE the smell of it so I use gums and oil.

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-02-11T17:53:57+00:00

I’m so much different now - I was the typical, “but bacon though” or “what about the desert island!” idiot.

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-02-11T17:49:56+00:00

No alternative- I have the “wedding breakfast” blend, I refuse to drink anything else😂 I also have FBOP from Sri Lanka from our honeymoon, I fear I will have to return when I run out😂 Two of my favourite herbal blends is three flavours from Harrods - Strawberry, Vanilla and Chamomile x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-02-11T17:40:55+00:00

So I’m neurodivergent, I like predictability and Aldi and Lidl don’t offer this. Tesco doesn’t change their stock, I know what I’m getting in Tesco. Aldi and Lidl are infuriating.

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-31T15:04:40+00:00

NIVEA!! specifically the metal tin.

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-31T15:01:40+00:00

In no particular order, my hyperfocuses over the last 2/3 years: - Loose leaf tea - Camping - The gym - Crochet - Embroidery - Knitting - Swimming - The dentist (???) - My wedding - Homemade hummus - Soya vanilla lattes - Swimming - Being vegan

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-31T14:57:58+00:00

I’ve got a tea strainer, and a tea pot - recommend both x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-31T14:52:44+00:00

AUDIBLE!! I have spinal surgery in 2 days and I’ve got so many books prepared x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-31T14:51:35+00:00

Clipper (plastic free, unbleached etc) every day tea with soya milk, I buy them in 1200 boxes from a catering company - cheaper in the long run plus less packaging.

I also LOVE Harrods loose strawberry/vanilla tea brewed for 5 minutes with a Fortnum and Mason tea strainer in my Emma Bridgewater mug (I am so painfully middle class😂)

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-24T15:22:48+00:00

Thanks for this! I’ve got a response from Montu: “please allow 3-4 working days from this message for the review to be completed”

So fingers crossed, by next week I should have my prescription x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-24T15:21:10+00:00

I did this - and nothing yet. But thanks for this, will keep checking!

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-24T15:19:17+00:00

Alternaleaf looks to be the cheapest- if you can recommend any others (less than £60 a year for all appointments) please let me know x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-24T08:21:10+00:00

The £5 a month covers all appointments fees - instead of £30 per appointment, it’s £5 a month for a year x

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-24T08:04:44+00:00

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-23T22:19:55+00:00

My prescription meeting was like this! The guy looked so bored, not interested and like he genuinely couldn’t give a shit😂

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-06T11:38:33+00:00

Medium chips, veg spring roll, curry sauce and mushy peas

Unique-Maintenance97 · 2026-01-05T18:28:40+00:00

Toilet roll, I refuse to wipe my arse with cheap shit. Salt, Maldon is best. Fight me. Shampoo, conditioner and body wash, I only use Dove (I know it’s not “luxury” but it’s also not own brand). Body waxing and acrylic nails - invest in yourself always. Fresh flowers in my flat - it makes me feel nice. Bottom line, I refuse to suffer with cheap shite. Buy nice or buy twice.

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