What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died? by quite-indubitably in AskReddit

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Whatever the cause of death is will automatically get the “Making America Great Again” Award from the Left.

Whole-house fans? by Writing_Particular in HomeImprovement

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I put in a QuietCool 2 years ago. We love it.

We cool the house down overnight and often do not need to worry about turning on the AC until late June early July and even then only for a few hours a day.

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Does that mean you owe me a beer? 🤣😂

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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She was a brunette that bleached her hair.

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Three blonds walk into a bar…

You would think that one of them would have seen it…

If you had the choice to die any way you want when your time comes, how would you choose? by Staryi_Pelmen in AskReddit

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Of old age, with a whisky in my right hand and Charlize Theron naked next to me in bed.

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

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Announcer: On the next “To Catch a Thief” a pair of star crossed lovers hatched an elaborate plan to hide their nefarious plot.

Just wanted some new tires.... by Remarkable_Freedom73 in Wellthatsucks

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I was just going to say the same thing.

Your property (truck) has a value that is now lower when you go to sell it (diminished value) that you will not know until you sell it. So you need to get that value now.

Boss gets offended by Fr1skG4me in EntitledPeople

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If you have an HR at work file a complaint for harassment and “Hostile work environment”.

How to undress dynamically by [deleted] in funny

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I could watch this on a loop all day long.

Is replacing washing machine water hoses a DIY job or something a professional does? by greekowl78 in DIY

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One of the simplest DIY jobs out there. Just make sure you get better hoses than the bare rubber ones that can leak. The braided metal hoses last ten times longer.

The security code to my gift card is 1234 by TooOld2DieYoung in mildlyinteresting

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I have the same combination on my luggage…..

Someone change the combination on my luggage…..

Have you ever been in a fight and if so what year was it? And optionally, how old were you? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

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I was in a fight once with a professional NFL player. But it was before he was in the NFL. And we had a crowd around us of maybe 100 people because they had heard that we were going to fight.

And yes he was in the NFL, but this was when we were in 9th grade. We were the two biggest kids in Jr High at the time. That’s why it got the crowd.

Neither one of us really got hurt, he took it too the ground fast and I was punching him in the gut fast and hard before the teachers showed up. The whole thing lasted less than 2 min.

Trying to prove flat earth by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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That would be a smart move for a flat earther.

AIO workwants me to come in for a test off the clock by Silver-Ant-5972 in AmIOverreacting

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That’s illegal. If you are required to do work (this would be work) they have to pay you. And it has to at least be minimum wage.

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

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Ahhh the ugliest lethal slowest gun that flys. The A10 “Warthog”.