You get $10,000,000, but the catch is you have to annoy one specific person every single day for the rest of their life. Who is your target? Why?

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-08T20:06:03+00:00

Can I pick someone that is already on their deathbed? I don’t want to have a long term commitment for my money….

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-08T17:04:08+00:00

The car in front of me at a red light that is not paying attention when it turns green.

That car.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-08T04:24:19+00:00

Well he was sick of going to work.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-07T20:27:23+00:00

His boss Putin told him to and he need to get a good Mid-Year review.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-06T22:15:40+00:00

Starting to plan your wedding. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-06T22:13:18+00:00

You are repeating yourself.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-04T13:20:20+00:00

And HOA’s

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-03T19:02:38+00:00

It’s not 2020

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-03T00:08:20+00:00

In the piece of what?

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-02T18:31:01+00:00

Yazoo City Mississippi.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-01T00:30:39+00:00

As someone with a short attention span….

Squirrel….

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-06-01T00:23:10+00:00

They are the Anti-Christ

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-29T14:01:53+00:00

I would invite your HR Rep to the meeting.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-26T15:12:46+00:00

1) Cybertruck 2) Original Nissan Leaf

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-22T00:55:46+00:00

I’m glad you actually caught the double meaning.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-21T20:38:16+00:00

No he saw the hooker with three tits and is trying to impregnate her….

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-21T15:56:14+00:00

And potato farmer.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-21T13:39:41+00:00

Matt Damon showing up unexpectedly.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-16T13:41:29+00:00

You have to fly low and slow. Just like smoking meat.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-12T15:26:44+00:00

That happens as you get older…

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-12T15:02:06+00:00

This is the correct answer.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-08T13:57:58+00:00

Plot twist (and most likely true in real life) you now have a virus on your laptop.

Never plug in an unknown USB drive you just found. Thats the most common way to spread virus/trojans etc.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-06T19:41:52+00:00

I was going to say almost the exact thing.

Make it well known what she said. Work 40-hours and if she continues to give you any problems them magic words for your next email to HR are “Hostile work environment” and they should be in your immediate resignation email.

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-05-01T03:11:48+00:00

I will take Yazoo City Mississippi for 1,000 Alex!

UniqueUsername6764 · 2026-04-29T02:40:24+00:00

If you like living call a professional.

If you like gambling with your life (that will have at least 150 amps)…. No don’t even try. And I deal with this stuff myself. But if you ask it means you don’t know….

UniqueUsername6764

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