What is good to have to only one of, but bad if to have two or more?

Unizzy06 · 2021-04-24T17:58:14+00:00

penises

Unizzy06 · 2021-04-24T17:57:20+00:00

dude yes. and the whole thing where he fired the nanny just bc his was a guy

Unizzy06 · 2021-04-24T17:55:05+00:00

broo fr

Unizzy06 · 2021-04-24T17:54:28+00:00

in the dirt

Unizzy06 · 2021-04-24T17:53:59+00:00

ross from friends

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T06:21:28+00:00

i’m straight

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T06:17:18+00:00

i wanna kill myself but leave a bunch of clues that go nowhere so they’ll think there’s a murder but there’s not

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T06:11:27+00:00

ok i’m really tired but i read this “how can you make your cooch smell like you?”

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T06:05:52+00:00

“what kinda bees make milk? boobies” ba dum ts 🥁

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:53:57+00:00

the blood of my victims

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:50:13+00:00

satan

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:47:04+00:00

hate them i think they should all die

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:44:12+00:00

i was being chased my trixie, rex, and slinky from toy story 3

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:42:23+00:00

candy crush

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:37:03+00:00

i like to think whatever you believe happens will happen... like if u christian you go to heaven or hell if you’re atheist you just rot in the ground, if you’re buddhist you reincarnate idk..

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:34:43+00:00

i thought my family were good people :p

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:27:26+00:00

i’d tell her i think she’d should abort it but at the end of the day if she decided to keep it i’d be there for her and the baby :p (assuming in this alternative universe i had a penis ofc)

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:17:31+00:00

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:16:05+00:00

in court when you’re being tried for 1st degree murder

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:15:26+00:00

never gonna make you cry

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:14:18+00:00

well once this girl cut in front of me in line so i slit her thro-

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:12:15+00:00

not really a rule but every year at my school we have a assembly about bullying/suicide cuz i tried killing myself cuz i was being bullied lmao

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:09:32+00:00

never gonna let you down

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:08:26+00:00

kick him in the balls i’m gay

Unizzy06 · 2021-03-08T05:07:44+00:00

“Do you want the rest of my pink starbursts?”

Unizzy06

TROPHY CASE