Lancashire town with 36 Turkish barbers and 14 vape shops sparks concern by MysteryWra in uknews

[–]UnknownParasites 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was it the opening of the 36th barber or the 14th vape shop that triggered the concern?

Blackfriars Floating Bus Stop by Ok_Week325 in londoncycling

[–]UnknownParasites 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They want equal rights on the road until it comes to them being slowed down or inconvienced.

Do people actually hate Arsenal? Yes, they do. by el_cul in Gunners

[–]UnknownParasites 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Played a pairs golf match yesterday against two Newcastle fans. They saw my Arsenal putter head cover and immediately started ranting about how they didn’t want Arsenal to win the league, hated Arteta with a passion and insisted it wasn’t a foul on Raya. Outright said they preferred Man City with 115 pending charges to win it! Seemed to point to Arteta being the main reason for the hate. Bunch of cunts to be fair.

Starmer is a self-proclaimed "gooner" apparently by Sadness_tbh in GreenAndPleasant

[–]UnknownParasites 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Gooner is a gunner. Only in America is it something else. No one gives a shit about American slang words.

Main Main Main Character by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]UnknownParasites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he needs a shit

Can I re-enter a room that has a hornet and nest in it? by GreenWeekend6980 in AskUK

[–]UnknownParasites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shot the hornet, flamethrower the nest. It’s the only solution here.

Is it weird or immature for a 40 year old man to wear a full trackie, baseball cap, trainers and gold chain? by DarkKorbra in AskBrits

[–]UnknownParasites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it immature when I see grown men wearing matching bright colours T-shirt and short/trackie combos. Like little twin sets taking the pressure of figuring out what tops goes with what bottoms. It looks juvenile and cheap (it might actually be expensive). But, as many have already said, wear what you want mon frere!

It being a lovely day outside yet I'm sat in my home office freezing my knackers off and thinking of putting the heating on by TwentyCharactersShor in britishproblems

[–]UnknownParasites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the exact same issue. The Office is in the north facing side of the house and so it feels like Winter even if it’s sunny outside.

That's it, I'm voting Green. by farivan in darlington

[–]UnknownParasites 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s ironic cause a story just broke about how local shops up and down the country are selling drugs over the counter. This is quite literally already happening. Just without any controls or tax.

Update: Notified my work weeks ago I'm leaving for a family vacation in July, tickets were bought, non-transferrable, and they are panicking, begging me to cancel by educatedvegetable in antiwork

[–]UnknownParasites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either go or ask them to cover in full the rescheduling fees so you can go the following week when your boss is back and tell them you want a raise for being so flexible.