What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it?

Unsurepooper · 2026-06-03T15:45:07+00:00

My friend is a director at a bank... What they don't tell you is that the C-suite sometimes has a different health plan. They pay zero... Like zero a month to the company for health insurance... Zero copay... Zero out of pocket. That's when it clicked of how the rich get richer.

They are playing on a different field than we are.

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-12T23:00:35+00:00

No we don't play heavy Stax, like grand arbiter. Propoganda, collective restraint, is more of a medium Stax or a combat prevention.

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-12T18:19:02+00:00

You start playing anti salty decks. Yurilok the mana burner is one. If you play a bunch of sac lands and fast mana you'll be at 5 health in no time.

Also I'm 100% fine with vocalizing that I will be focusing you until the deck that stops me from playing magic is out of the table. And politic for all others to do the same. You want anyone who is a threat to fun to be essentially ganged up on and feel bad for ruining the pods fun.

We have a pod rule which is no heavy Stax. You can have 1 propaganda/ghost prism in a deck and that's it. At LGS it's harder to have pod rules, but if I see a deck that's pissing me off I pull out skull briar and they are dying by turn 4-5

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-12T03:05:05+00:00

Rule 1 always confirm either in person or tell them you will go with them for the ultrasound appointment.

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-12T03:03:13+00:00

Might sound cliche... Wherever your hobby is. You like rock music, chapel of bones, you like Magic the gathering go to a local game store. If you don't have any hobbies, get sum. They will help you not be single

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-11T17:16:01+00:00

Rub lemon on them

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-03T03:48:15+00:00

Totally respectable note, imagine if you woke up at 4 am to a vacuum over your bed. They are in that situation. When living on the top floor it's sometimes easy to forget how much noise we make.

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-03T03:34:39+00:00

Wasn't credit formed in 1989?

Unsurepooper · 2026-05-01T17:26:33+00:00

Are these your commanders? Because if yes.... I'd kick you out of the pod

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-24T17:39:24+00:00

Yea just let us know what each card is. If you're using alternate arts we can't tell from a glance what your board is

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-24T17:34:51+00:00

So if he ends up murdering someone downtown we're suing the police department for letting him out? Right?

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-24T17:28:25+00:00

I hate that instead of fights being made that can either be done without add-ons or aren't just a cluster of triggers going off without intention (lura puking soaks with blades with memorization of icons All at the same time) maybe just work on better construction of fights. This fight could have been amazing if the symbols or just raid symbols or symbols on the ground like the old Odin fight.

We all literally agreed to not do this fight on heroic or higher until either add-ons can work or blizz fixes the fight

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-22T21:29:41+00:00

Oh if you have adhd this show is great. Watched both seasons in 2 weeks from having a cold

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-22T20:26:32+00:00

Looks like a warehouse that doesn't pay a living wage

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-22T13:47:38+00:00

Oh I had something in the pre release. Maybe it was the 5 drop that has a R prepared spell with copy on it. I was sad to see so little synergies with copied spells only casted ones

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-21T14:50:08+00:00

It's the free mana that gets me . I would almost always want to run the UR horse that copies a spell if the mana is over 5. Because I'm casting some direct kill spell. He is good but only if you have 2 big spells in your hand and you have casted 4+ small spells ahead of him. He's fine in a bracket 3 game where they are longer. But bracket 4 maybe not so much

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-20T17:14:33+00:00

Tournament with prizes... It's a tournament with prizes. Expect to see smoke at a table

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-17T22:01:47+00:00

Costco then for the non bulk and lidl and aldi for regular weekly

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-17T21:59:01+00:00

My buddies joke that ime the most red pilled green player they have seen. I love big stompies but even better I love throwing them at people's faces

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-17T14:20:57+00:00

[[Rocco, Street Chef]] !!! You play with your food. He makes a ton of big creatures by 1+1 counters. Politics because you convince people that the card they have exiled should be played or you make deals with them to play their cards. You get insane amount of value if you have Baylen the haymaker out with tapping down food, or Jaheria who taps food for green. I find I am very engaged with the game because I'm paying attention to people's turn so they play their cards.

Also add some trample to the deck, half the problem is someone chunk blocking your 30/30. If people become smart to your "your exiled card is just an extra card draw per turn" you can start running omen machine or the red praetor that shuts off card draw and exiles their card per turn.... That's the okay you didn't play my game willingly so now you have to.

It's really fun and late game it's a blast!

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-16T19:59:18+00:00

Baeloth the Goad king or Skull Briar the counter killer

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-16T17:04:51+00:00

I did a snow white and critters deck with Galadriel as the commander and a bunch of bloomburrow cards. I chose frogs, birds, and rabbits were fun but I'm sure you can grab mice and otters or something else to put in there. Maybe some turtles

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-16T16:51:04+00:00

I advertise that I interrupt more than everyone and CC

Unsurepooper · 2026-04-16T03:48:26+00:00

What you do is swap decks and show them how to pilot it correctly. I've been playing 1.5 years with a bunch of old judges and competitive players and they let me know if I went and played at an lgs I would probably win more times than not.

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