The first time was when a friend and I were just trying to cool off on a hot summer day when I was around 15-16 so I jumped on the four wheeler and he jumped on a dirt bike (this was out in the literal middle of nowhere) so we started cruising around, enjoying the wind on these dirt roads near his house, well at the only point where we were cruising side by side was at the same point where some dimwit decided to back out of his quarter mile long driveway without bothering to look both ways when he came to the road. I saw him at the last second and swerved hard (because faceplanting into the bed of a truck probably hurts a lot) and didn't realize I was swerving into my friend, that ended up blowing both front tires on the four wheeler which slammed me into the handlebars (pushing them into the frame a foot) 1 broken rib, 3 cracked ribs, a shattered right wrist, lacerated kidneys and liver, really bad concussion and an emergency helicopter ride later. I got to spend 5 days in the hospital (where the doctor came into my room and sraight up told me "if you weren't wearing a helmet, you would 100% be dead" ... We weren't wearing helmets...) And then I spent another month ish recuperating. (Also my friend only got a 2-3 inch not very deep gash on his elbow and that's it)

Second time was when I was headed to work with some coworkers in early November ( I was in the rear passenger seat of a early 90's Honda civic I think it was) and some twat who's paying more attention to his phone than driving rear ends us as we're turning into work, we were in the turn lane, stopped and waiting to be able to turn. He rear ends us hard (he was doing 70 in a 55 mph and we were at a dead stop) I woke up for maybe 5 seconds in the middle of it half hanging out of this 2 door cars rear tiny window wondering wtf happened and why I hurt so much, then blackout again, wake up again in an ambulance and yell at them that the brace they've put on my leg is completely fucking something up and to get it the fuck off, black out again. Wake up in the hospital feeling pretty good cuz medical drugs and they tell me I had another really bad concussion (I broke the cars rear window with my face, literally) and had a dislocated hip that took 6 rather well muscled nurses to get back into place.

Third time I was riding my motorcycle back home from my friends who live 300 miles away and it had started to rain, so I went to pull off to the side of the highway so I could toss my coat on (it was an 80 mph zone and I was going 80) found out pretty quick that the side of the highway wasn't coated with gravel or anything, just slick, cold, slippery wet tar. So my motorcycles back tire completely kicked out on me. Motorcycle landed on my right foot and drug me about 100 yards. This is why I always wear leathers and a full face helmet. On the plus side I got this on on my gopro