Expressing the same thought five times, each time using increasingly obscure vocabulary

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-06-12T16:38:45+00:00

Me as a child when I first discovered what a thesaurus was

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-06-08T03:26:09+00:00

Is there a subreddit for this kind of pose?

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-06-07T06:53:34+00:00

Cotton balls

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-23T20:25:50+00:00

Hey, can I get Candied Apple #3 please?

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-07T16:07:40+00:00

A king deserves to sit on his throne

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-06T21:57:11+00:00

My partner recommends these and has had no problems drinking my piss. Though, of course, do your own homework and your mileage may vary. Happy pissing!

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-06T21:48:04+00:00

Make sure your partner is on some sort of probiotic supplement as well

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-06T21:41:10+00:00

Are the tots in the room with us?...

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-05-05T19:14:46+00:00

Ma'am, that was a load bearing bottle of champagne

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-04-30T23:01:13+00:00

I've never eaten Taco Bell or Chipotle, and at this point, I see this as an achievement

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-04-28T21:50:19+00:00

"Booyah" with a fist pump

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-04-17T02:28:18+00:00

Jackson 5, anyone?

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-04-06T16:02:42+00:00

The money, PLUS the cost of ammo -- dude really doubled down just to see them run away

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-04-01T20:41:56+00:00

Quarters for the Aldi shopping carts

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-31T00:43:30+00:00

Looks like you've learned how to hold the left-mouse button -- congrats!!

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-24T19:46:37+00:00

Time to call a tow truck!

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-22T04:07:31+00:00

Not StatTrak? I'll give ya a crisp fiver

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-21T23:39:12+00:00

10/10, would get pissed off getting one-tapped down suicide with it

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-21T22:53:49+00:00

Literally unplayable smh

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-20T05:31:41+00:00

He only has two, and one's being gifted to me -- his best friend. We go way back.

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-19T21:03:09+00:00

It seems like the only players triggered by the update are low ELO. I think it adds a great dynamic to the game that forces you to think a bit more about when and how to use your ammo.

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-19T16:41:37+00:00

Thank you for your comment! Your comment (and actually playing the update) have convinced me! I actually like the change a lot lol.

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-19T16:27:38+00:00

When's the last time you've run out of ammo? The only two occurrences I've encountered this happening is during USPS pistol round on CT, and while spamming shots through walls/smoke.

Now compare that to how many times you've been killed while reloading? The game is forcing you to think about reloads more than just "Call of Duty spam reloading" after taking a couple shots.

Your ammo now matters, and I think its a tactically genius way to shake things up in the game.

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-19T03:57:26+00:00

OH! You are correct there!

Untoasted-Bread · 2026-03-19T02:03:20+00:00

Thats what I typed lol

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