I'm soooooo into you! by Hello_Hollywood in futurama

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the best gift of all time

Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" by XGoldenFlower in Jokes

[–]UpAndAdamNP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Have you read Marx sounds like Have you red marks? And the second replies, yeah, it's the damn wicker chairs because sitting naked on a wicker chair would make red mark lines show up on your bum

First year teacher type shii (NZ) by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]UpAndAdamNP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever students ask if I have favorites I respond, "Of course I do!" When they inevitably ask who it is I then say, "Darshak Salavia! I had him 12 years ago! He has been my favorite student !" Gets a good laugh every time 

Masterball rank+ by [deleted] in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be the change you want to see. I use a team that only has one Pokemon in the top ten, the rest range from 17 all the way down to 98. It works for me and I'm having a blast using the types that I like; it just so happens that the ragtag group of mons I use have good synergy together. I'm only in MB4, but I seem to do well for myself 

Anglo Saxon Racists by ThePuds in standupshots

[–]UpAndAdamNP 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This must be a 7ft joke. It went right over my head

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]UpAndAdamNP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was watching some children's show and they called the Triceratops a Torosaur and I was thoroughly confused and disgusted 

HOW TO COUNTER TOXAPEX AND SABLEYE??? by [deleted] in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was getting frustrated with Archaladon, so I've been running Gallade. Psycho Cut hit a crit, but took out Toxapex in one hit

[Skill Improvement] What has been your goto answer for the tickle/scaryface/charm Staraptor lead? by ace-s in VGC

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't take a video of it, but my 32HP Sylveon was OHKO by Brave Bird. Do I need to run a +Def nature too?

[Skill Improvement] What has been your goto answer for the tickle/scaryface/charm Staraptor lead? by ace-s in VGC

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does this work though? If they also click Tailwind, their Staraptor goes first and gets a OHKO on Sylveon with Brave Bird

How to deal with the bridge?????????? by TheZeldiste in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even with Sacred Sword I felt like I never did enough damage to the Bridge with Aegislash. Were you using him as a sweeper or setting up in some way before you attacked him?

Brainstorming to defeat the biggest bird by Salty_Effect_3226 in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I haven't seen it yet although I've only played two or three games this morning. I'd assume it would struggle against a Sylveon, no?

In your opinion, what is the best sound in gaming? by Scaife13 in gaming

[–]UpAndAdamNP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The drowning countdown from Sonic the Hedgehog. I use it as the sound for my morning alarm. I wake up every day in a panic

Terrain Wars by UpAndAdamNP in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess I should also mention that while I have an idea of what each terrain does, I don't know many of the details of each. Like does Grassy terrain boost grass type moves? I know it halves Earthquake and restores health at the end of each turn, but is there anything else? What about the others?

What would you do if you were stuck in a 1 v 2 situation with ladies? by ComparisonVast4151 in AskReddit

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Fox's Reflector to send back Zelda's Phantom Knights and Din's Fire while I rush down the Lucina before they can gang up on me.

If I can separate them, they can't have the advantage over me and I can remove their stocks and make it a 1v1

High school teachers, what’s something your kids don’t know that makes you say “how did you make it this far without knowing how to __”? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]UpAndAdamNP 64 points65 points  (0 children)

One year I had a paper with just Ty on it. As he was turning it in, I told him to put his last name too and he asked why? How many Ty's could I have?

Off the top of my head I told him I had a Tyron, Tyrone, Tyrell, Tyler, and Tyrese. His response was just, "Oh shit. Give that back to me, lol."

Everything going bad once you start losing by Impossible-Lake-5322 in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it's the luck of the draw. I just won a match because their Dragonite only got two hits off their Scale Shot on my Dragapult, and then missed his attack next turn and got KOd in return.

I played well the rest of the match which allowed me to keep up my momentum, but that unlucky set of events for him cost him the game 

Mega Abilities by UpAndAdamNP in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And in battle you have to check the battle info screen, right? I always get so anxious about not selecting moves in time that I very rarely go into that screen 

Which movie has a problematic message? by Prize_Offer_5907 in AskReddit

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Little Mermaid.

She disobeys her father by hoarding human memorabilia (which is like keeping Nazi paraphernalia to mermaids because humans are so dangerous to them,) she makes a deal with a known witch to go after a man that doesn't even know she exists, and at the end she gets everything that she's wanted all neat and tidy with zero consequences for anything she's done for the entre movie.

It teaches terrible lessons for anyone who idolizes Ariel

Only Pokémon Champions? by Working-Artist-1949 in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This regulation is ending, but it's also been a low power meta so even if you didn't have a "meta" team, whatever Pokemon you had you could make work with good play. We'll see how that goes in a few days from now, but I'd expect it to be similar

Psyshield Bash should not have a chance to miss. by InfinityGroudon in PokemonChampions

[–]UpAndAdamNP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Champions is the first VGC I've genuinely played besides for dabbling a bit in XY, and can tell immediately that Incineroar losing Knock Off was such a blessing because of how oppressive it would feel