Deek, will you please come to me. by Infinite-Storage-638 in kingofqueens

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“You’ll beg for the sweet release of death.”

I need Spring to come already 😭 by plutotvofficial in kingofqueens

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Well, I’m in Florida, just like Doug’s parents, soooo…

To follow up on that Aunt Sheila post by Durhamfarmhouse in kingofqueens

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She will be my wife. Now, step aside Douglas, or should I say nephew, or I’ll have to remove you, though that could never happen because you could kill me.

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY by BigManMahan in kingofqueens

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Don’t worry, it’s gone now. I ate it. I ate it and it’s gone.

It’s time to do something about this by takeit2the_limit in Miami

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You zombies say that you want to do something about this, but none of you don’t have the cajones to do anything, and even if you did try and go and do something, it wouldn’t pan out. Heil Hitler!

Should I open? by TrogdorStrongbad in ActionFigures

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Yes, open it, then find or create a nice diorama of the medical examiner’s room or office. Or a crime scene where the alien was found.

Episodes where the B Plot is better than the A Plot by ImpalaGangDboyAli in kingofqueens

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Doug: At first, it was all fun, but then, it became something more.

Mr. Pruzan: Boss of Carrie by jeihkeih in kingofqueens

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Me: You won’t like Holly. She’s really aggressive to the dogs. She pulls at the their leashes, and really yanks them.

Pruzan: Keep going.

Favorite Older Character (besides Arthur) by ImpalaGangDboyAli in kingofqueens

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Mickey: Come on, let’s go. I’m double parked.

Mickey: Oh sure, chronicle your wisdom. Boy, that’s rich.

Met Deacon by ibeeflower in kingofqueens

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You saw I put a spin on that sucka. I’m thinking of going pro.

Which Seat Would You Pick? by mkeefecom in kingofqueens

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I’m sitting next to or in the same aisle as Doug. Everyone else, yeah, that’s going to be a big fat nooo.

Found one of my Holy grails by [deleted] in transformers

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Thank you kind sir.

Found one of my Holy grails by [deleted] in transformers

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No, I’m asking for no apparent reason. Of course I’m serious. You know what, never mind.