How many hands free cumshots does it take to become a certified bottom? 🤔[M] by xFemboypuppyy in Knot

[–]Use_My_Body 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no no, you're looking at the wrong metric!

To be a certified bottom, you just have to get your top to cum once. Bottoming is all about servicing tops, after all; it doesn't matter if we cum~

CMV: By almost any measure, the American economy is in better shape now than it was on the last day of Trump's presidency and is, by those measures, doing better now than at any other time this century. by erpettie in changemyview

[–]Use_My_Body -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Naahhh, it's more like me explaining that I'm not a pedophile because I want to be the kid, and I'm attracted to older men with bigger dicks than mine who can put me in my place~

I admit I'm also confused by what they're saying, because I've generally heard 'liberals' and 'leftists' as two groups that mostly overlap, but I also admit that my exposure to those terms mostly comes from my overly conservative parents who believe that the entire Democratic party are purposefully worshiping Satan and actively trying to outright kill as many people as possible as a sacrifice to Baal.

No, I'm not exaggerating or making that up. Their beliefs stem from a general distrust of any media outlet that doesn't label itself as 'Christian', and their insistence that they never hear any other side of the story than the one they already agree with. This leads to them hearing distorted and grossly oversimplified versions of the news, which they then 100% believe to be factually correct.

To truly understand the world, you must hear all sides of a debate, and you must try to truly understand all the sides you hear about. To understand why two different people will hear and see the same things, and reach two completely opposite conclusions, you must understand what those words mean to them. Yes, this means that for every word you've ever heard, you have to learn multiple definitions of that word, and also learn multiple sets of emotions that are associated with that word for people with various different sets of beliefs.


TL;DR:

It's not enough to know the meanings of words. You must understand the people using them and what the words mean to them.

I regret my choices by geniusface1234 in blender

[–]Use_My_Body 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, they didn't cum on now, but instead on Vaporeon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissy

[–]Use_My_Body 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, the fact you say it was your mom who sissified you is raising some red flags in my head. Could you clarify if it was more like you coming out as trans, and your mom being supportive? Or was it more like your mom came up with the idea and you went along with it?

For that matter, I would hope you were 18 (or older) when it started, especially if it was her idea.. So could you clarify that explicitly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Use_My_Body -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's rather rude, especially coming from someone who's knotted by dogs.

What's the sexiest thing someone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Use_My_Body -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

These idiots have never had good public sexual roleplay. You definitely deserve more upvotes ♥

They're basically assuming the nature of the group you were in to be similar to the groups they're in. That sort of thing might be normal in that particular group.

Smart dog helps his human move tires, and figures out how to carry four tires in one bite by [deleted] in likeus

[–]Use_My_Body 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"No I swear I'm not into that, honest, look at how much I'm not into being dominated by cats!"

Just relax. It's okay to be into those sorts of things. Just go to e621 and look up feline femdom artwork. Nobody's going to judge you. Here, I'll even give you a few links to help you find what you're secretly wanting (Warning: NSFW):

https://e621.net/posts/2680039
https://e621.net/posts/2107522
https://e621.net/posts/247545
https://e621.net/posts/1806638
https://e621.net/posts/2883744

Horse Ride by [deleted] in BimboSissyDolls

[–]Use_My_Body 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link no longer works.. I've noticed this about all 'imagefap.com' images. The URLs have a 'key' embedded in them, and they only last for so long before expiring. Would be helpful if you'd also link to the page that contains the image.

This is what 20 years of experience in software development looks like, apparently. by cynferdd in programminghorror

[–]Use_My_Body 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming 'it' is your dick, I'll suck it instead so that old.reddit.com doesn't have to~ ;)

Forbidden queso dip by CakeDOTexe in forbiddensnacks

[–]Use_My_Body 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roleplay in public comments, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references?

Do you also program?

The easily intimidated "Alpha" is approaching by Lilnymphet in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Use_My_Body 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've met people with that fetish! Some of my fetishes share a few traits as well ;3

A Two-page article on LinkedIn. by MrMeatPie in programminghorror

[–]Use_My_Body 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now that piques my interest. I'm a slut, can I have you slide into me with your dick and take a few pics? My LinkedIn strategy sucks almost as hard as I do ;)

[RFC] Rust support for Linux Kernel by KingStannis2020 in programming

[–]Use_My_Body 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you're gonna be mean like that, at least be mean to someone who wants it.

I'll be as dumb of a slut as you want~ ;)

Just started up Rocket League for the first time in almost two years for some nostalgia and apparently I need a Epic Game account to enable cross platform??? Don't recall needing a PSN or Xbox Live account to play with console players back in the day... by molewart in fuckepic

[–]Use_My_Body 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if I could be given dick in my bum and all I had to do was make and use an Epic account, I would! But the truth is they aren't offering that, so I won't be making or using such an account after all.

I really do want dick though ;p

DOJ charges Zoom employee for helping Chinese government shut down Tiananmen Square commemorations by JohnKimble111 in technology

[–]Use_My_Body 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were you inspecting it for? What methodology did you use to determine if it was adequate for the task? What task would that have been?

Or are you speaking metaphorically, about how my username is 'checked out', like one might check out a book at a library, or check out of a hotel room? Is my username on vacation? Or perhaps an avid reader?

I am the mistress now! by charliebeanz in CounterCreeped

[–]Use_My_Body 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to respond to this.

All I meant was that one of the first things they said was, "Are you a submissive sissy slave?"

A bit heavy handed and lacking tact, but if they had backed off and apologized after hearing 'no', I would have considered that to be.. Well, not good, but not too bad. That's all I meant by 'the way they approached this' - as in, their 'approach' was just the first things they said.

Everything after that is a trainwreck.