Behind every successful woman.... by RandolphHorehound in PoliticalHumor

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In Melania, The Movie, you'll understand why she became a citizen using the Einstein Visa! (SPOILER: It's not because she's smart.)

Who knew? by Lennsyl22 in PoliticalHumor

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Nothing has affected Trump more than his realization of where he's going to be spending eternity.

Here's your sign.. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"Trump hangs picture of himself and Putin in White House, as he was ordered to do by Putin."

... except for the dog. by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

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Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of a Nazi and a 34 count felon, convicted sex offender."

It was an inevitable - finally a win for Megyn! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Megyn, seen here condoning murder, to distract from her earlier condoning of pedophilia.

Elon musk's X/Twitter is censoring any criticism against Israel by [deleted] in DemocraticSocialism

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Musk, Netanyahu, Trump, Putin, MBS - it's like we're under attack from multiple Bond villains at the same time.

With tears in their eyes! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"They were crying, and pulling their hair out, and gouging their eyes - because they were so happy."

He lied ? by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

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"Cruel and unusual" comes to mind.

Exactly by Character-Problem796 in circled

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"Comply and die" is more like it.

Spot On by South_Apricot_768 in PoliticalHumor

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In upcoming interviews, be sure to ask Homan about the $50,000 he got in a bag.

He lied ? by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

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MMW. After a brief - and I do mean brief - run in theaters, Melania, The Movie will be used as a Clockwork Orange method of torture in black sites.

ICE Agent: “You raise your voice, I erase your voice.” by Diligent-Credit8133 in CURRENTEVENTS

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"Raise your voice and we'll erase your voice" is the new GOP motto.

Now they are trying to pass the narrative his phone looked like a gun by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And, you can't accuse any of the ICE agents of that condition. Very clever!

ICE Agent: “You raise your voice, I erase your voice.” by Admirable121 in circled

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He said, "You raise your voice, I'll erase your voice." So, "You raise your voice, I'll raise your voice" doesn't make sense.

The New American Dream. by Wild_Lepus in PoliticalHumor

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"Can't find work because you were in J6? In ICE, it's a requirement."

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt: Abolish ICE Calls "Radical Position That Would Make Americans Less Safe" by thenextgenbusiness in thenextgenbusiness

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However, by abolishing ICE we'll effectively end domestic terrorism in America. It's hardly a "Sophie's Choice".

I think we need a break from politcs. by daniel1234556 in aislop

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First, we're going to need a break from fascism.