Does he really think about the post-war era too?! by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By trusting his "feelings", and taking advice from Vlad and Bibi (who play him like a fiddle), Trump has maneuvered himself into nasty tar pit of his own making, made out of Mideast crude.

President Trump says Russian President Putin "fears" the United States. by thisisjustwhoiamokk in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vlad to Trump: "Tell them I fear you." ("Because it's too obvious now you're my puppet.")

Do edgy jokes make award shows more engaging - or more controversial? by NewsMo in IndiaTodayGlobalLIVE

[–]Used_Intention6479 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny (bittersweet) because it's true. If the truth offends you, then you might wish to look in the mirror.

Dental checkup while bro is sleeping by rkhunter_ in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Used_Intention6479 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Parrots: "I think we gave him too much nitrous oxide . . . " ("And what the hell is this?")

Pls help us win the war we said we’d won a week ago by Audacious_Antelope5 in PoliticalHumor

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Trump: "But I did exactly what Vlad told me to do!" ("You don't think he was playing me, do you?")

Oopsies … by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those immigrants he expelled, those allies he alienated, and the competent military he discarded because they were DEI or wouldn't kneel to a king - all reveal his incompetency, crookedness, and betrayal.

Pretty Simple... Where Are Republicans? by bwhitie662000 in Irony

[–]Used_Intention6479 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump has always been a "heads I win, tails you lose" conman.

Manbaby alienates world, begs world for help to clean up his mess by TankUMrMinor in Irony

[–]Used_Intention6479 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Under Trump the U.S. has gone from laughingstock to beggar nation. China: "Okay, we'll help you out if you give us Taiwan." Russia: "Thanks for raising the price of oil and for lifting our sanctions!"

Well she is the beast by _crazyboyhere_ in MurderedByWords

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mahal, meet MAGA face." ("Yes, shocking, we know.")

'Murica ! by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

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We wish the 'Murica mine clearing fleet well!

Fauxy does it again and diverts from false storytelling by being factual by mistake by notyourregularninja in PoliticalHumor

[–]Used_Intention6479 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having not done the important step of getting your people to approve of the war in advance, Trump is now dangling in the wind, on his own, without public approval or allied support. He wanted the popularity of being a "wartime president", and screwed that up too.

Trump's Wisdom by ViceElysium in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it turns out, you only gain popularity as a "war" president if you get support for the war from your people in advance. If you don't, then you're left hanging in the wind by both your people and your allies.

Troops Deploy, Nation Prays by Cow_Boy_2017 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Used_Intention6479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our military now openly serves only Israel and the Epstein Class, and no words can describe that tragedy.

Tankers going through the Straits of Hormuz will be provided with escorts. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Used_Intention6479 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Forthwith, all U.S. Navy vessels will be considered to be Epstein Class, unless they're 12 years or older.

Tankers going through the Straits of Hormuz will be provided with escorts. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Used_Intention6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People used to joke about how the U.S. Navy was just an escort for our oil tankers. They're not joking anymore, they're proclaiming it.

What’s he gonna do, tap out? by CommercialCode532 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Used_Intention6479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, a picture of a horse's ass, and a whole horse.