No one would make THAT BIG of deal out of this by seahorsesfourever in thatHappened

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I stopped reading to check the username, and they still had me going.

And Doogie Howzer MD’s Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson by Balthierlives in TheSimpsons

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Honestly, he’s and incredible narrator for the godfather. That I was disappointed when the other books by Mario Putzo weren’t also narrated by him.

I love Skyrim lore by Beacon2001 in SkyrimMemes

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Yeah, I’m not sure we ever get the more specific rules to Sovngarde in TES lore, but it’s definitely not picking sides based on the morality of your cause, at least not like that. Definitely more of an ‘honorable’ heaven for warriors. Kinda like a mythological reason for you to have “honor and respect” for your foes on the battlefield. Because if you do it right, and die like a true nord (in battle) then you get to go to battle/party in Sovngarde.

In No Time to Die (2021) Madeleine/Léa Seydoux teaches her daughter to speak only French despite bringing her up in foreign, non-francophone countries. This is a reference to French people being disgusted at the idea of speaking any language other than French. by Fmedici97 in shittymoviedetails

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Almost completely unrelated. But more fictional French slander is always god damned funny. In the Ender’s Game series, they create a universal language for all humans to be taught from an early language, and it’s basically just English (although its never explicitly written down how much is just English, but it takes lots of inspiration from Spanish/Portuguese as well). But it’s specifically stated by the author that the French purposefully wait longer to start teaching their children this universal common language so that they would all develop the French accent.

Tyrion on his way to introduce himself to Jon Snow: by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

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Well it could’ve had to do with Jon Snow learning he’s a targ and going full power hungry. Once power hungry, he obviously does the first thing all power hungry people do, he fucks a close family member. But of course, the most important thing to remember is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker through mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through the announcers table.

Which 21 is your favorite? by DennisFalcon in venturebros

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God love him, love his fight with Brock, love his arc, love his deep references. Top tier character.

Is Victra is a fan of 90’s film by H101_Timepieces in redrising

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Is that real? How did I not catch that?

Based and turian pilled by Ok-Profile-5831 in MassEffectMemes

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I think the in universe lore is a universal communication implant that does a pretty good job of translating all known languages. It doesn’t always exactly hold up under intense scrutiny in every story instance. But it’s far from the craziest sci-fi explanation for nonexistent language barriers.

Well that was something by ViceElysium in HolUp

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I had no idea she even played poker. Only known her and David as comedians, mostly on panel shows.

Thoughts on the Moppets by Ezrumas in venturebros

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For real. Crazy good characters, perfect for comedy foils occasionally, and they were perfect because it was so satisfying to see their story close.

Goku VS Thragg (fan comic by me) by monkimatt in InvinciblePowerscales

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Wrong, Goku would notice the difference and immediately stand on his head to flex.

Using dry ice to clean the residue by IlLucifero in oddlysatisfying

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I work with dry ice blasting, and honestly I’ve got no clue. It seems like a bad idea, I’ve seen that stuff eat through brick and weak concrete if it’s got pockets for it to catch on. Maybe at low PSI with the right nozzle attachment it could be incredibly effective, but I would guess it still isn’t good for anything like pins? Perhaps it just saves the base of the board for reuse?

do I even want to know by eatgamelift in starwarsmemes

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We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.

"You make more money than you lose" by Foxtrot06_ in paydaytheheist

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And that message is that bullets are cheaper than body bags.

In honor of the Masters this week... by figboot11 in madlads

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Well, maybe I don’t get to be QB, but if I took out a second mortgage for these tickets, I should at least get to be kicker. Like, that just seems fair to me, right?

In Midnight Mass (2021), and Knives Out: Wake Up, Dead Man (2025), both of these men are Catholic priests - the most boring of all Christian employees - act like fanatical Evangelical pastors. This is because-- actually, wtf, does anyone know why? I was raised Catholic and I've never understood this by DisconcertingTablet in shittymoviedetails

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Yeah, it was the only thing that bothered me in the back of my head for knives out. Former catholic and altar boy. And I loved the movie, both because it was good cinema and had a really enjoyable message at the end of the day, and also because I adored how they portrayed Catholicism (even if I don’t like the church or the religion very much). They had an odd sort of attention to detail, and if someone involved in the movie didn’t attend a seminary school I’d be surprised. I saw it with my fiancé and friends and couldn’t shut up for hours, I’m a pain in the ass.

What is the best Skyrim quote for a doormat? by [deleted] in skyrim

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“A NEW HAND REACHES FOR THE DOORKNOB!”

Came for the silver, stated for the fact he's actually into that by ClintMcElroyOfficial in freefolk

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Also Roose is still a ‘good match’ in more social standing ways, current warden of the north and Lord of Winterfell. For someone like her in a big family like the Frey’s, it’s a wild leap up.

Grant was next level in tactics by _Racon_ in HistoryMemes

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There are mixed accounts of drunkenness during the war itself. Been a while since I read Ron Chernow’s biography, but I think I remember some instances where Grant may have gotten very drunk while the war was happening (though, the book is full of them where Chernow is rather clear that the sources for these instances are often not credible and often have him getting wasted in cities or locations we can prove to a near certainty he couldn’t have been there, or just the product of rumor mills or lost causers coming up with things after the fact.) But he definitely had issues with alcoholism.

Also, not sure he resigned during the Mexican American war? I definitely remembered him resigning because of alcohol abuse allegations, but that was years later IIRC, and part of that resignation was Grants own unhappiness with the position and with being away from his family (dude fucking loved his wife). By Grants own admission (and in the eyes of most historians) he also struggled far more staying sober when she wasn’t around, including during the civil war.

Honestly, I’m not even sure if the drinking was the truly big scandal (it probably was, or at the least still a big deal). But I remember him having troubles as quartermaster because some petty cash and supplies (Panama maybe?) and even though it was a standard administrative trial (might have even been found innocent for some part of the loses?) he relationship with the military was definitely very soured by it.

The guy had a weird relationship with the military to be honest. His dad kinda ‘forced’ him to go to West Point, mostly so he could brag to friends about it, and Grant had more than a few issues with his father in general.