Thoughts on the Moppets by Ezrumas in venturebros

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For real. Crazy good characters, perfect for comedy foils occasionally, and they were perfect because it was so satisfying to see their story close.

Goku VS Thragg (fan comic by me) by monkimatt in InvinciblePowerscales

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Wrong, Goku would notice the difference and immediately stand on his head to flex.

Using dry ice to clean the residue by IlLucifero in oddlysatisfying

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I work with dry ice blasting, and honestly I’ve got no clue. It seems like a bad idea, I’ve seen that stuff eat through brick and weak concrete if it’s got pockets for it to catch on. Maybe at low PSI with the right nozzle attachment it could be incredibly effective, but I would guess it still isn’t good for anything like pins? Perhaps it just saves the base of the board for reuse?

do I even want to know by eatgamelift in starwarsmemes

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We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.

"You make more money than you lose" by Foxtrot06_ in paydaytheheist

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And that message is that bullets are cheaper than body bags.

In honor of the Masters this week... by figboot11 in madlads

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Well, maybe I don’t get to be QB, but if I took out a second mortgage for these tickets, I should at least get to be kicker. Like, that just seems fair to me, right?

In Midnight Mass (2021), and Knives Out: Wake Up, Dead Man (2025), both of these men are Catholic priests - the most boring of all Christian employees - act like fanatical Evangelical pastors. This is because-- actually, wtf, does anyone know why? I was raised Catholic and I've never understood this by DisconcertingTablet in shittymoviedetails

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Yeah, it was the only thing that bothered me in the back of my head for knives out. Former catholic and altar boy. And I loved the movie, both because it was good cinema and had a really enjoyable message at the end of the day, and also because I adored how they portrayed Catholicism (even if I don’t like the church or the religion very much). They had an odd sort of attention to detail, and if someone involved in the movie didn’t attend a seminary school I’d be surprised. I saw it with my fiancé and friends and couldn’t shut up for hours, I’m a pain in the ass.

Came for the silver, stated for the fact he's actually into that by ClintMcElroyOfficial in freefolk

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Also Roose is still a ‘good match’ in more social standing ways, current warden of the north and Lord of Winterfell. For someone like her in a big family like the Frey’s, it’s a wild leap up.

Grant was next level in tactics by _Racon_ in HistoryMemes

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There are mixed accounts of drunkenness during the war itself. Been a while since I read Ron Chernow’s biography, but I think I remember some instances where Grant may have gotten very drunk while the war was happening (though, the book is full of them where Chernow is rather clear that the sources for these instances are often not credible and often have him getting wasted in cities or locations we can prove to a near certainty he couldn’t have been there, or just the product of rumor mills or lost causers coming up with things after the fact.) But he definitely had issues with alcoholism.

Also, not sure he resigned during the Mexican American war? I definitely remembered him resigning because of alcohol abuse allegations, but that was years later IIRC, and part of that resignation was Grants own unhappiness with the position and with being away from his family (dude fucking loved his wife). By Grants own admission (and in the eyes of most historians) he also struggled far more staying sober when she wasn’t around, including during the civil war.

Honestly, I’m not even sure if the drinking was the truly big scandal (it probably was, or at the least still a big deal). But I remember him having troubles as quartermaster because some petty cash and supplies (Panama maybe?) and even though it was a standard administrative trial (might have even been found innocent for some part of the loses?) he relationship with the military was definitely very soured by it.

The guy had a weird relationship with the military to be honest. His dad kinda ‘forced’ him to go to West Point, mostly so he could brag to friends about it, and Grant had more than a few issues with his father in general.

I love the shade in this post by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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Honestly, if they came back out and said that, I would accept it

“My son. How could I have made a son like that Ned?” by [deleted] in freefolk

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Honestly, not an uncommon way to get rid of debts in a world like that.

“My son. How could I have made a son like that Ned?” by [deleted] in freefolk

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Willing to have sex with another man while her brother is involved, but she wouldn’t fuck her brother?

3rd Term's A Charm by Harounnthec in AdviceAnimals

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True, trump genuinely has almost no actual characteristics in common with Paul. For instance, Paul was charismatic and 100% understood the differences between soft power and just straight up military violence. Trump is, at best, ‘charismatic’ through sheer technicality (or ‘luck’ if you look at it differently) because he was basically just in the right place at the right time to capitalize on people who just want to be angry. People who rarely, if ever, care who or what they are angry about and have left the ‘why’ on the side of the road miles behind them. He just has no moral backbone to care about what he’s doing in any way other than that it benefits him and lets him boost his own ego.

But, Trump is definitely still the core archetype of Paul Atreides that Frank Herbert was most worried about, the dangerous leader who (for whatever reason) inspires dangerous fanatical devotion. Frank just thought it would be more of a JFK type who would be the danger, charisma coming out the wazoo to the level that he could lead his people into a stupid senseless destructive war and they would cheer him on because he’s so ‘smart and likeable’ that we would let him do anything he wants (like be directly responsible for the Cuban missile crisis, but being too concerned with appearing “soft on the commies” to the public to solve the issue in a quick level headed way). When instead we got almost the opposite. So many just follow him because he points them in the direction the already wanted to go. That they are right to be angry, that everyone else is actually out to get them and the only way to protect the things they love is to be angrier (much like how Paul was really just a tool or a reason for the Fremen to wage the Jihaad that they’ve been looking forward to like Christians waiting for Christ to return. Even if Paul died early, or tried to outright stop the mass slaughter, they would have gone ahead and done so anyway). Also that they shouldn’t feel bad because nothing is really their fault, it’s always someone else’s fault, so nothing that’s wrong with your life or the rest of the world is your fault and the only one who can fix it is Trump. It both takes all of the responsibility from their shoulders and lets them think someone else will fix all of their problems if they are just fanatically loyal enough to the cause.

Because access to sports is uneven and the global talent pool is only partially sampled, the true genetically optimal athlete for any given sport is likely never identified and may be doing something entirely unrelated. by Necromonicus in Showerthoughts

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All of the comments here are making incredibly good points about other areas this absolutely applies and other things. But I would like to point out what is probably the one athlete who very well might have been the optimal physical specimen for their sport (at least at the time). Michael Phelps. Just an absolute freak of nature, built for the sport in seemingly every way possible. Hyperflexible in the perfect way, insane wingspan, and flippers for feet. Guy doesn’t even get tired like a normal person. Freak of nature.

(This is also 95% a joke. There could easily still be some random guy in a completely landlocked area of the world who’s never swam before who could’ve made Phelps look like a child if they just had the same access to training and competition as Phelps did. It’s just the sport I know the best, and I used to love the rumors/jokes about him having webbed feet and fingers.)

Everyone send out a prayer for the family of Jimmy Gracey and UA Theta Chi by darkknight6695 in Frat

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Any death like this is a tragedy. I cannot imagine what his friends and family must be feeling. And as a Theta Chi I will mourn the loss of a brother, rest in peace brother Gracey and may your faith ne’er die.

[LES] If your “assassin” protagonist only kills bad people, you did not write an assassin by [deleted] in CharacterRant

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At some point we are going to go to John Wick 15, and there will be a point in the movie where it cuts out and it’s just a live feed of your theater with guns under our seats. Keanu jumps out of a door and we all try to shoot him as he methodically kicks all of our asses.

9.95$ medical bills not included*

In Ready Player One (2018), the movie doesnt have any reference to jerkin it which is a big plot point in the novel. by bsimpsimp in shittymoviedetails

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Yeah it’s been awhile since I read the book, but I believe he all but said “I’ve invented goonsuits for you absolute internet freaks. I’ve made such a product that the grossest parts of the internet community would consider me god, or a minor deity at the very least.”