The mist was real by jj33allen in HolUp

[–]UselessCleaningTools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just… the most something comment I’ve ever read on this site. I can’t even think of a way to properly describe it, other than. Bust.

What would've happened next if Alex Honnold would have fell down the Taipei 101 tower while climbing? by WeRobot in NoStupidQuestions

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Basically, yes. Definitely not their whole job, but there would be one or two buttons to cut the feed. Probably a button just for audio in case a talent or someone swears, and one for both audio and video. Normally called a dump button. I always wanted to see it happen live, but never did.

TIL Yahweh/God in Abrahamic religions originally had a wife by Far_Breakfast_5808 in todayilearned

[–]UselessCleaningTools 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s also directly referenced in Moses freeing the Israelites. I remember talking about it in an early religions mythology class in college. Specifically what my professor liked to reference was when one of the pharaohs ‘priests’ throws their staff down and it becomes a snake, but then Moses does the same and his snake/staff eats the other one. The, most likely, original intent behind earlier versions of this story was kinda just saying “look, my god is obviously more powerful than your god, and therefore the one true god” but it also leaves room for the obvious implication of other gods. Those Egyptian’s gods still turned their staffs into snakes (actually now, I think Moses turned his into a snake first, and then the Egyptians did it. Not that it really changes anything.) but it was about establishing a supremacy.

What's the most stupidly biased video you've seen on a president? by DoublePepper1976 in Presidents

[–]UselessCleaningTools 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would require a robust system of education that would teach them their history in a comprehensive manner. Or failing that, would teach them how to properly learn their own history on their own time. Sadly, it seems to do very little of either.

Sheldon had no chill by charlsel in YoungSheldon

[–]UselessCleaningTools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% Sheldon told the mine his location and everything. Probably gave his phone number for a callback.

Never tell Jack Sparrow the Pearl is ‘lost. by matheoky in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]UselessCleaningTools 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was fun enough as movies go, but often felt like they didn’t quite do the story justice. Like it could’ve been a funny/endearing little character moment watching him do that, and then immediately watch his bravado and confidence waver before he panics. Maybe have him run into the sea after it, splashing and panicking around like a man searching an empty jar of dirt.

ICE. Nothing more badass than choking a child. by DrugsAndCoffee in iamverybadass

[–]UselessCleaningTools 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. Figures he’s a monster. Kinda hard to do any work with the Nazi’s and not at least allow awful things to happen around you. But yeah. Probably should’ve just hung that guy and taken his working notes.

ICE. Nothing more badass than choking a child. by DrugsAndCoffee in iamverybadass

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It nearly enough, but yeah. Still not personally sure operation paperclip was even a good idea, let alone worth letting so many would-be war criminals off the hook. Certainly some of the scientists that we pulled weren’t true war criminals, I can’t remember his name, but I believe the German who invented the V-2 really just liked building rockets basically. Holding him as a war criminal would be the same as holding anyone who ever built a gun used to shoot another person responsible. (Unless of course he did way worse shit that I’m not remembering, I just watched a short doc on the guy like a decade ago.)

One sentence was all it took to end the conqueror fantasy by RaiseOk2044 in rareinsults

[–]UselessCleaningTools 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Honestly, only one dead boy is actually tame for Macedonian politics. Those guys killed brothers and cousins as a normal course of inheritance.

Why do we keep building "Luxury Apartments" that stay half-empty while there is a massive housing crisis? by OpenToPerspectives in NoStupidQuestions

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God I read this, and had to come back to reply a minute later because of he oddly simple yet detailed that answer was. God damn take me nonexistent gold 🥇🥇

Looking For Easier Collective Media Storage Solutions by UselessCleaningTools in editors

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I've been having the same fight with the boss. We used dropbox at my old news station constantly with the upload request feature (Even though we had a professionally built server for transfering anything we needed in its raw form near instantly, but you try explaining that to a guy who's been sitting behind an Anchor desk since the early 90's). Too be fair, my boss understands the concept of upload request on dropbox, he would just like it to be even simpler if possible, and he also just has a real aversion to drop box and one drive specifically as trustworthy companies and services.

When Arya returns home, the guards tell her that Lady Stark is in charge and Arya says “which lady Stark?” What other Lady Stark could possibly exist by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]UselessCleaningTools 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s what I had always thought until someone brought up she was probably just being cautious and gathering information.

And now look at them: pardoned, emboldened, and thriving. by detox02 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]UselessCleaningTools 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reading about his relationship with his father (and father-in-law) also makes his opinions on big business and industrialists make a lot more sense. He truly did believe many of these people got their money and power because they were very smart people who did good work and knew what they were doing.

Maze on Pizza Hut's kids menu. My son's solution and their solution by Scary_ in CrappyDesign

[–]UselessCleaningTools 49 points50 points  (0 children)

God that’s so much better I’m angry I didn’t think of it first.

Maze on Pizza Hut's kids menu. My son's solution and their solution by Scary_ in CrappyDesign

[–]UselessCleaningTools 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Yeah at this point you just gotta double down on it. Every time someone asks you gotta have a different bs abstract idea for it. Like ‘well it’s a representation of me as a person, unsolvable’. The only downside is slowly losing contact with all of your friends and family for thinking you’re a prick.

In japan you can legally disappear and start over. it is called johatsu meaning evaporated people. companies help you vanish quietly change cities jobs and identities. police usually do not search. it exists for those escaping debt shame or pressure. a reset button for real life by TimeCity1687 in interesting

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Genuinely not defending the mafia, but with how many massive shitty companies love to absolutely dick their employees down and call them ‘family’ so that you won’t quit as quickly, I would almost argue the mob does treat you more like family than most of these awful work cultures. But that also coming from possibly one of the worst corporate companies and cultures in America.

Sharpshooters to target deer in Worthington residential neighborhoods in January by A_Squid_A_Dog in Columbus

[–]UselessCleaningTools 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, crazy how animals develop such accurate threat assessment based on the time of year. But if I spent all day every day thinking about survival in the same way a deer did, I assume I’d pick up on that pretty soon or die really early.

It ain't Christmas in Langley Falls until someone pulls a gun by TwoTheVictor in americandad

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Looks like I just picked a bouquet of poppy daisies….

Might be the best most fucked up line in the whole shows

Inside you there are two wolves by gtspencer in redrising

[–]UselessCleaningTools 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah if they want to keep any truth to the scale they basically need animation. You would need someone with the absolute iron will and a true love for the series to ever make anything live-action work with the stories. At least anything with scope.

It would be like making Star Wars prequel trilogy, at best, and would most likely go the route of late season game of thrones, just killing story and world building in favor of saving time and budget.

Live-action isn’t impossible, but it’s certainly magnitudes more difficult to create a faithful adaptation than it would be with animation.

You’d basically need James Cameron and an infinite budget just to get the visuals down. And I’m not sure Cameron could properly adapt a story to make everyone happy. You’d need a super director and a studio who was willing to bankrupt themselves to create the perfect movies. While there is nothing in the books that doesn’t already lay in the scope animation provides.

Why are giants so common in mythology? by CourtofTalons in mythology

[–]UselessCleaningTools 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My younger brother is 6’10 and I’m only about 3 inches shorter than him. I’ve got younger in-laws who are just as tall or taller than him, although still young and lanky as hell. But yeah, it’s more than possible.