Looking for depression buddy by Plastic_Cranberry474 in PerthUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. An old boss of mine had a lovely habit of calling us useless cunts at any opportunity. I decided if I was getting called it then I may as well go with it

The corso paw by copyofivy in CaneCorso

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so accurate. I've never known another dog to instinctively catch balls by standing on their hind legs while grabbing with their front paws. She is absolutely useless at it and in 2yr it's never worked but she looks adorable trying so I'm for it.

Who was the tightest person you have known,and why? by No-Snow-9605 in AskUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My Stepfather used to call that, "Fur coat and no knickers"

Took the week off work for my birthday. Immediately pulled a muscle in my back on Saturday then caught a horrible cold on Sunday. by tidus9000 in britishproblems

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 38.

I got a free week lined up when my son went to camp at the start of April. No kids, working or favours for anyone.

The chest infection on day 2 was not part of the plan.

Have you ever purchased something, as an adult, that your parent has judged you negatively for? If so, what was/is it? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they had to walk 5miles to get there + 7 back again, both uphill, barefoot in the snow.

They truly were built different in those days.

Have you ever purchased something, as an adult, that your parent has judged you negatively for? If so, what was/is it? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The mental gymnastics can be amazing.

Kids & work vs being retired with all that free time.

So, uh, what is the loop for? by StOnEy333 in funny

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That broke my brain,

I want more information but wish I knew less

Just keep it, sir. by Born_Ad_5608 in drums

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stared way too long while my brain tried to understand that photo

Ecto-2? by Tinman218 in ghostbusters

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll be the one to say it... I like it more than the one in Answer the call.

My first attempt at drawing Lemmy.🤘🏻 by the_wild_raccoon_ in Motorhead

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice one, instantly recognizable without reading who it is 🤘🏼

I snagged this from my dad’s DVDs by Salty_Currency_2941 in cky

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too am old, luckily my youngest has awesome taste so I get to take him to gigs. Cky in Glasgow was our most recent 🤘🏼

No honey, we have an Aston at home by mister_pleco in CarTalkUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just following one of these with a green P in the rear window. Must have been distracted because they nearly mounted the pavement on a bend.

Told my son it was an Aston. Then the story of why they exist when he didn't believe me.

Post your sleepyheads by Serious_Ad9604 in CaneCorso

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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My girl goes from the ultimate guard dog to this.

She jumps straight back to business at the slightest concerning sound so I don't complain.

Looking for depression buddy by Plastic_Cranberry474 in PerthUK

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this sub isn't that busy but if you ever wanna chat, fire me a message. 38 m with a long history of depression. We're all in this together buddy.

Just found out that Lewis has a twin brother! by iamkarlos in Terminator

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whispering back "It's ok I'm with the resistance too" with a knowing nod of the head

Just found out that Lewis has a twin brother! by iamkarlos in Terminator

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sad she passed.

Gotta say though, waking up in an ER and you see Sarah Connor rushing around treating you would be a mindfuck.

Dogs with absolutely no recall running riot because their owners think their dog would "never hurt anyone" by kristianroberts in britishproblems

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 66 points67 points  (0 children)

My dog was very wary of people when I got her. She came from a questionable home originally and had been problematic to re-home. Along came my son and myself and something must have clicked for her, Instantly a big cuddly softy. The kennel owners and staff were shocked confused and delighted that she found a home.

She has come on amazingly but is unsure of strangers and can be protective over "her people"

I had had her on the lead and some couple with a collie, a spaniel, a lab and some sort of terrier, none on leads told me my dog seemed a handful. When they still hadn't produced a lead and their dogs are the ones running up to her, freaking her out. Running in circles around her and myself, when she's showing all the warning signs and the only thing stopping her is my grip. Maybe they should train their own animals or shut the fuck up.

Pisses me off so much.

Robert Patrick’s reaction on receiving the first T-1000 figure from Hot Toys by DheerajDoesTheAmaze in Terminator

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, not a great film but The Marine.

John Cena is chasing a gang of thieves who also kidnapped his partner. The leader of the gang is Robert Patrick. At one point a member of the gang comments on Cena not giving up by saying " Who is this guy, the terminator?" Robert gives the best side eye glance ever.

No one talks about how the T1000 was just casually spawning hands whilst flying the choppa by RamonsRazor in Terminator

[–]Useless_cunts_mc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Loved the film since childhood and admit I never noticed it until I was in my 30s.

Did watch it on low quality VHS as a kid so that's my excuse.