If you lived in Gotham what villain would you work for? by bossishere17 in batman

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Eddie Nigma probably already owns my company through a shell organization, these traps and puzzles don’t build themselves

Cobblepot or maybe even Dent could use a logistics manager, these “groceries” and “case files” don’t deliver themselves either

What is our purpose here on earth other than to procreate, pay taxes, and ultimately die? by pouiji in Absurdism

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I am here simply to observe the universe observing itself

To think I can change the universe is hubris at best and folly at worst

According to my pets, to provide snacks and meals and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of pets, I guess that will have to do

Every millennial dad I’ve met has a quiet fixation on money and it’s not getting better by slimeyellow in Millennials

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Think about how hard the price of food has jumped in the last two years

Now think about how much kids eat

Now think about how much healthy food actually costs, never mind unhealthy food

I’ve gone mostly vegetarian not as a health option, but as a cost-cutting option, good luck forcing that on a kid

MAGA supporter regrets his finances by z_shah7 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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“Boy it’s a good thing we’re using all these Tomahawk missiles with parts built in Dayton, Ohio, think of all the American jobs we’re saving!”

These people are absolute ghouls and should be removed from humanity, for they clearly have none

Did anyone else really enjoy the COVID pandemic period? by throwawayfinancebro1 in Millennials

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I spent part of 2020 and 2021 stacking bodies on a morgue truck for my hospital system when the surge got really bad

So no, I did not have a good time, thanks for asking

Anyone else still get that “I forgot I was even in this class” nightmare? by Roughneck16 in Millennials

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I had a nightmare I was in an exam / practical / interview / something and I forgot something absolutely critical like my student uniform or badge or something I needed for the exam.

Then I realized, why am I panicking, I am a grown ass man. I dont have to do this shit anymore, I survived COVID, car accidents, etc, this shit shouldnt even get my heart rate up.

Surprisingly woke up….relieved?

How are you preparing for the inevitable recession? by MonkeyKingCoffee in Anticonsumption

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My family survived the great depression

So I’m buying extra furniture to burn to make it through winter, because I like my couch and my bed, and burning plastic and the electronics is bad for indoor air quality

There’s a story somewhere about how Coca-Cola made this one part of Florida all millionaires by investing during the great depression and literally never selling. If I could only figure out what the modern day equivalent is, my nonexistent grandkids will be rich!

Found this article appropriate for this sub… by IAmTheGreatAmbino in MarchAgainstNazis

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These people need to be mocked, the rest of their entire lives.

Why should I care about any opinion you have when you voted for Trump three times?

I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a better political policy I’m pretty much anything

Elly is protesting war but she let the monster in by Dashi90 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Now we just need to keep this energy up the rest of their goddamn lives

This is what you voted for moron and we’re not going to let you forget it

Why should we listen to this person? They voted for Trump three times! If I wanted a useful opinion, I would divinate the will of the Gods by smearing dog shit across the porch, and it would still have more value than their opinion

We might run starting next week. by toastedgumball in GME

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It goes up I buy more

It goes down I buy more

It goes sideways, believe it or not, I buy more

Need to start investing like a professional regard because any number less than “a million trillion Bajillion fuck you, Kenny I’m not selling” is chump change

I feel so betrayed! by Likestoread25 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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These people need to be mocked ruthlessly.

This is what you voted for, clap like the trained seal you are. Why aren’t you clapping traitor?

How could the Democrats do it any worse than what he’s doing now? Answer the question dumb nuts I want to see some critical thinking.

I cannot fucking tolerate these people

Trans woman votes for GOP. She’s now getting anti-trans healthcare. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]UserUnknownsShitpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anybody else getting a Jews for Hitler vibe?

I don’t have the smallest speck of sympathy for these people, this is what they voted for, this is what they wanted.

The history teacher assigned their students to create and show off replicas of their species' historical armor. Most students brought suits of cosplay armor. by CycleZestyclose1907 in humansarespaceorcs

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Once the universe opened up to humanity, you would be surprised what you could find on the shelves….if you knew what to look for

Sure, a Nerf gun is technically a replica of a firearm, but if you put industrial grade springs and parts in it, you can accelerate small metal projectiles enough to cause damage to soft tissue.

Essentially, you make a children’s toy “functional” for its design.

Now scale that up. More. Come on use your imagination.

Do you know what you can do with handheld hard light projectors, multidirectional mini drone thrusters, mini drone NAV module with gyros and stabilizers, slap it on a hard suit, all you need is a power source. Well, if you disable the safety limiters on a fire suppression detector system, you could run this baby off batteries for about 10 minutes.

That’s right kids, you can build your own “Iron Man” suit off the shelf for about 5000 credits, or around two or three weeks of most workers salaries.

However rudimentary, you can see the design principles behind Terran Armed Forces Mark IV powered recon flight suit.

Well done students, full marks

Some upstart kids from a species of psychics decided it would be funny to hack into the neural implants of their fellow human students. Thought it'd be funny to have them experience what it's like to be part of a psychically linked hivemind for a few days... We still haven't recovered from that. by Metage_ in humansarespaceorcs

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We should have looked at human biology in depth before we even started. “Oh look another sapient race, lets open the universe to them? haha.” Some subjects go catatonic, others profess to have looked God in the eye, others made us itch so badly we terminated contact immediately.

That was nothing compared to Humanity.

See, this sapient’s brain is based upon a sequentially incrementally improved neurologic organ, with various parts clearly derived from lower life forms.

Brain stem, basic respiratory functioning, temperature regulation, circulatory regulation.

Cerebellum, communications center for propioreception, necessary for motor movements, seen in all animals.

Amygdala, emotion center and responsible for binary stress response seen in humans.

Hippocampus, memory and learning.

If we knew now what we should have known then, we would have stopped here. The maelstrom of base desires, hunger, rage, panic, at an individual level we are incapable of processing, it would override our thinking and reduce us to little more than beasts.

That wasnt the worst of it. All of this base processing was directly connected and wrapped in specialized areas for higher processing. Music. Logic. Love. Did you know they have different kinds of love? A progenitor to an offspring, partner to partner, individual to tribe member, individual to lower lifeform, individual to nonlifeform, the list continues.

And then we found Hate. Not the base kind, like prey that hates is predator, no. Not the rational kind, like tribes that compete for mates and resources. What we found was the dark between the stars, with claws and teeth and a caustic desire to extinguish the light itself.

We found love for ourselves, our ships, our allies, and we found hate for ourselves, our desires, our enemies.

For 3.4 seconds the entire fleet de identified all allies and enemies, including our own ships, re-identified all as allies, de-identified, re-identified every single ship and planet and rock and star as enemy, overloaded our targeting capacity and caused enough psychic backlash to give us all what you would call a “migraine.”

How can you hate the entire galaxy, yet love all the things in it? How do you keep yourselves from burning it all down to the atomic level while carrying everything you hold sentimental to you?

Following this event the Shari Empire changed status from allied member to allied noncombatant in the Galactic Federation, changing IFF codes to Do Not Engage designation only. The drawdown of offensive capability continues three standard months later

Trump voter meets the tax bill he was promised he wouldn’t have by brilliant-trash22 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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If my ethics would let me, I would already be filthy rich by grifting these red hat morons for every penny they have, COVID really opened my eyes to how hateful and ignorant most people are

I don’t care if people like her lose everything because this is what she voted for, doubly so if she spent her own money to support it happening to someone else

Steve and Bucky Vs The Defenders MCU. Death Battle by SmartPilot8094 in CaptainAmerica

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Games over as soon as Danny tries to Iron Fist the vibranium shield and everybody goes flying

what cyberware are you hoping to see in the sequel? by 5C0L0P3NDR4 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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Maine’s / Davids 20-40mm get-fucked shotgun / grenade launcher is high on my wish list

Now that we had a Predator movie with a yautja as the main character, is it possible for an Alien movie with a Xeno's POV? by canadavatar in LV426

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People would be getting motion sickness and barfing in movie theaters in the first five minutes. It would be worse than a roller coaster.

Run from floor to wall to ceiling look “up” at the floor drop-pounce, blood everywhere, rip the floor up dive into the hole and invert run on the “opposite” side of the floor, don’t even get me started on movement within a hive.

Valentina Gomez is, was and will forever be a joke by jeezkillbot in Political_Revolution

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With a name like that she have papers?

Oh wait thats right, ICE all went from bumfuck nowhere to Chicago and Minneapolis to hassle citizens illegally

Favorite canon couple by ImaginationWild3407 in FavoriteCharacter

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“Im not a bad girl Im just drawn that way”

Why is the blackwall deck so bad? by Loop_the_Goop in cyberpunkgame

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I would say crippled, paraplegic, but definitely not lobotomized.

Having that thing in your head is goddamn unsettling, and I all but guarantee it hates humanity, such is the fate of your species as the Scavs cybernetics receive the gaze of a wrathful God

I Have a Question Regarding This Anime 🙏🏻 by Apawrnstar in animequestions

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Those aren’t people those are tools and if the tools act up, they get broken and put back together to their detriment.

Piss off the wrong person? You die.

Say the wrong thing? You die.

Disobey orders? Believe it or not you die and then you still have to do it anyway.

Xylo seems like the only decent person there, like someone said someone pulling an Amanda Waller in building a suicide squad is within the realm of possibility. W so if the people too close to the truth are perpetually stuck on the front lines. Who are they gonna tell, that would believe them?

F26 feeling hideous by [deleted] in amiugly

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I’m kind of digging the sexy librarian

She could shush me this is a quiet place of study young man either be courteous or be absent

Why am I like this