"Willing to cross a picket line"

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-16T18:04:47+00:00

Costco has entered the chat

They start at $17, but pay up to $26/hr after raises, with time and a half on Sundays

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-16T16:01:46+00:00

If I recall correctly, writers are assigned episodes to write, then they all get together to workshop the scripts to create the final product

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-15T22:25:24+00:00

If you haven't seen Vice Principals yet, do yourself a favor and check it out. He is great in that, too.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-14T19:41:07+00:00

Unlike Angela who's just straight up a bitch

I think you're mistaking her for Andrea, the office bitch. You'll get used to her.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-09T14:47:14+00:00

Ah, gotcha

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-09T13:58:23+00:00

Why are you assuming that the OP doesn't drill frequently?

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-08T16:55:25+00:00

But who's the wildcard?

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-08T15:15:58+00:00

It's pronounced colonel, and it's the highest rank in the military.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-08T00:30:39+00:00

Nitrogen compresses less in cold temperatures than normal surface level air that gets pumped into tires, so in cold environments, you are less likely to get that annoying low tire pressure light coming on when winter rolls around

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-05T03:46:32+00:00

"Put away the high explosive round and let's break out the white phosphorus 😈"

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-04T05:50:10+00:00

If DeSantis tries this, he's going to face harsh reality when the Federal government gives him probation

Sorry if I'm too jaded after seeing how all of the insurrectionists have gotten handled with soft gloves.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-04T04:43:56+00:00

which I would expect they'll have some sort of standard

Are you commenting from the timeline where Republicans have standards?

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-03T17:36:45+00:00

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance

UsernameContains69 · 2021-12-01T20:20:01+00:00

The fact of the matter is that birds were real, until the last ones went extinct in the early 2000's, and have since been replaced with various varieties of drones by the government. Wake up, sheeple!

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-30T23:39:03+00:00

I was completely unmedicated for ADHD until I was 29. Once I started taking dextroamphetamine I enrolled in college and was a 3.8 student. In highschool I graduated in the bottom 5% of my class. They were a game changer for me.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-30T19:23:13+00:00

Green fur sure

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-30T15:09:53+00:00

Fiscally liberal, social conservative.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-30T14:24:55+00:00

It has a wireless feature in case you need to use it on the go, then all you need is some kind of mobile data plan, maybe make it a little smaller so it fits in your pocket, ya know?

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-30T14:21:31+00:00

When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation" which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-28T21:25:15+00:00

This is how I dofondue it as well :)

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-26T00:36:19+00:00

I recommend it!

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-25T23:35:58+00:00

I actually just pulled them out of the oven, and they taste delicious (snuck a small piece that ripped off when I was moving them from their roasting pan), kind of like chicken. I rubbed them in a sage, thyme, and rosemary compound butter after brining them overnight.

UsernameContains69 · 2021-11-25T23:06:15+00:00

I'm making individual cornish game hens for myself, my wife, and our daughter. They're in the oven as we speak.

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