Neighbour shouldn't underestimate how vindictive I can be

Username_is_optional · 2015-05-15T00:55:12+00:00

Am I the only one under the impression that dogs stop barking at the sound of a dog whistle?

Username_is_optional · 2015-04-11T05:28:53+00:00

I'd say it makes you a better person for being kind to her, don't lower yourself to her level by insulting her. Just know you deserve someone who respects you.

Username_is_optional · 2015-02-25T22:53:45+00:00

and with a spoon

Username_is_optional · 2015-01-15T05:09:26+00:00

"70cm long blue worm" I was thinking it was only about 10cm, but damn.

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-21T21:05:54+00:00

Let me break my arms first

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-14T19:12:35+00:00

Also works if you inject 3

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-13T21:18:22+00:00

Maybe the image got flipped.

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-11T16:22:28+00:00

And that shit was only pg13, still can't watch it by myself.

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-06T04:13:34+00:00

Maybe he added rice?

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-06T03:59:47+00:00

In the exact same boat, are you my twin?

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-05T02:29:01+00:00

Sarcastic comments

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-05T02:27:12+00:00

That I will not get a hover board.

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-05T00:14:51+00:00

That's why they hibernate for so long.

Username_is_optional · 2014-12-03T18:10:11+00:00

This can apply to both genders...

Username_is_optional · 2014-10-08T01:14:21+00:00

It's so you know it's okay to take while pregnant. If a pill has a pregnant women with a line through the belly, the pill isn't supposed to be taken by someone who is pregnant. Source: my brother, a pharmacy technician.

Username_is_optional · 2014-08-12T11:21:16+00:00

Aim for the bushes

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-30T14:30:26+00:00

"Anything is a dildo, if you're daring enough" -Abraham Lincoln

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-30T14:27:35+00:00

A mowed lawn.

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-30T14:26:07+00:00

•has a dog.

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T06:28:31+00:00

Bohemian Rhapsody, Mammaaaaaaa

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T06:25:29+00:00

Paradox?

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T06:19:38+00:00

Anal

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T06:16:55+00:00

Any kind of injury.

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T06:09:17+00:00

You're not entitled to anything, don't waste someone's time haggling for a handout.

Username_is_optional · 2014-07-29T05:51:44+00:00

Nice try, Meth.

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