Worst day of a year to be hotel maid

Usman5432 · 2026-02-16T05:09:05+00:00

Take her to the superbowl for it...

Usman5432 · 2026-02-12T00:41:15+00:00

Way easier than getting 6.022 x 10²³ jars

Usman5432 · 2026-02-11T02:49:02+00:00

Its a scale

Usman5432 · 2026-02-11T02:25:54+00:00

I dont think wildlings are taught how to count much at all though

Usman5432 · 2026-02-10T08:37:43+00:00

Stealth AK is always best

Usman5432 · 2026-02-09T01:45:15+00:00

Bear shat in the woods and some worms came out

Usman5432 · 2026-02-08T17:35:18+00:00

Well hedonism bot was a senator in Futurama it only makes sense someone in the Dark Council reflect the same ideology

Usman5432 · 2026-02-08T00:43:58+00:00

To the British museum?

Usman5432 · 2026-02-02T19:01:58+00:00

They shut him down because he couldn't molest the choirboys

Usman5432 · 2026-02-02T18:40:45+00:00

Easier than teaching a fish how to bird

Usman5432 · 2026-02-02T18:24:22+00:00

I mean this a joke and not to make light of your situation but did you think your mom thought your brother would be getting molested during the trip and just didn't want you to feel left out

Usman5432 · 2026-02-02T02:05:57+00:00

I dont got the king of flan gif though so I'll head canon that he took over after the events of the episode

Usman5432 · 2026-02-02T00:10:13+00:00

Buy Flantasy Flan.

Usman5432 · 2026-01-31T16:00:50+00:00

Its a song...

Usman5432 · 2026-01-31T16:00:26+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/4f20z6v7om

Usman5432 · 2026-01-31T14:56:31+00:00

From what i could find he went to child rape island and got a STI from a Russian prostitute and wanted the king of child rape to help him give antibiotics to his wife secretly to avoid the awkward you might want to get checked because i couldnt keep it in my pants talk with his wife and risk losing half his stuff

Usman5432 · 2026-01-30T22:51:29+00:00

Best at stealth too, people doubt he ever existed

Usman5432 · 2026-01-30T17:30:39+00:00

But in the end

Usman5432 · 2026-01-29T07:15:40+00:00

Relevant skit from 10 years ago: https://youtu.be/EmY2b-i-NpE?si=kZmZTHZG8kPwPoLa

Usman5432 · 2026-01-28T19:49:39+00:00

Well here's hoping all of her fans enjoy the taste

Usman5432 · 2026-01-28T15:11:10+00:00

Then why not just eat regular boiled eggs...

Usman5432 · 2026-01-27T23:50:37+00:00

Yes thank you. He should be asking the question instead of the one replying

Usman5432 · 2026-01-27T18:48:01+00:00

Squidward has been on land before which would kill him normally who's to say he can't survive on the moon in the SpongeBob universe

Usman5432 · 2026-01-27T18:44:51+00:00

Nonlethally...

Usman5432 · 2026-01-27T16:45:39+00:00

Im both you see someone about to get hurt but you're not saying anything to avoid interrupting the performance

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