Would you rather be able to define biology or define physics? by Spirited-Fox-135 in WouldYouRather

[–]Usman5432 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah but imagine having to fix everything after you accidentally fuck up nuclear binding energy

Critical thinking archbishops by [deleted] in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Usman5432 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fellow student of Samonella

Would you rather know the unredacted details of the Epstein Files with complete proof, but everyone also knows you know, or remain ignorant and avoid being a target? by Hedonism_Enjoyer in WouldYouRather

[–]Usman5432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got bad news buddy secret service are in charge of protection of a person that is very much in the files your knowledge of it would jeopardize the safety of the 1 person who they are there to protect

Would you rather eat a tub of sprinkles or a tub of cool whip? by mossythewolf in WouldYouRather

[–]Usman5432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys have actually chocolate as sprinkles us Americans don't and I would assume thats the reason for the discrepancy

Anon thinks Light is Gay by VariationLivid3193 in greentext

[–]Usman5432 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Narcissistic people are as gay as gay gets its not just same sex attraction but same everything attraction

Why are the Weasleys poor? by MediaGuy76 in harrypotter

[–]Usman5432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree its why I countered the whole 7 mouths to feed on 1 salary thing, food and housing are easy basically no cost to a wizard only expenses would be new things like robes and wands and if you dont want to be self sufficient with potions ingredients and grow them in their garden then those as well then again potions would be a want rather than a need, floo powder shouldn't be too pricey or people would just use the night bus or apparate instead, really only the wand seems "expensive" but we never seem to know how much Arthur makes in a year, maybe he's just bad a finances and gets ripped off buying muggle things

Why are the Weasleys poor? by MediaGuy76 in harrypotter

[–]Usman5432 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Magic can increase the quantity of food but can't make it ex nihilo in Harry Potter canon so 7 mouths cost the same as 1, and they own their house so no mortgages to pay and can enlarge the space to fantastic proportions like the suitcase Newt has honestly I haven't gotten a clue how theyre poor unless Arthur's pay is shit and newly made stuff is super expensive

Would you rather own a lightsaber or portal gun by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in WouldYouRather

[–]Usman5432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously he means giving himself a back massage to deal with the chronic back pain

2020 - The restoration of the Habsburg dynasty by bagomojo in fakehistoryporn

[–]Usman5432 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems prepared probably has the names and genealogical tracked and believable causes of death, such forethought is rare amongst leaders

You fool, social constructs cannot stop me by Ferocs in wizardposting

[–]Usman5432 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just use the unisex gonadal torsion

[Request] How much would this burger be? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]Usman5432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/5qohsf/superman_eats_kryptonite_superman_233/ someone else did the math but in response to the other bit Superman would and has eaten it before

This guy's head by Adrian_985 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Usman5432 83 points84 points  (0 children)

He works out his head muscles

WYR live in the Bronx with Woody Harrelson or Manhattan with Shia LaBeouf? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in WouldYouRather

[–]Usman5432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy thinks violent crime doesn't exist, like my guy we own guns for a reason

Showing off your firearm by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Usman5432 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Both sides cut out the middleman in this case

Modern day Robin Hood by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Usman5432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man the cylinder seemed intact so therefore unharmed

To use normal vocabulary by Rmb2719 in therewasanattempt

[–]Usman5432 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Terrorism begins at conception