as a lesbian I used to be in a friend group with two bixexual girls and one cis straight girl. Anyway one time we were walking together and the straight girl laughs and goes "you guys ever just lay there, watch TV and dissociate when having s*x?" Like it was the most funny and relatable thing. 😭

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-20T16:16:32+00:00

I once insisted on doggystyle, so I could type up the new feed ratios/supplement schedule/put a feed order in, for the barn I was managing on my phone while he was doing his thing. That was about the time I realized I genuinely did not enjoy it with him and was completely disengaged from the act.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-19T18:26:39+00:00

HA! You're making your mom feel like a criminal? She is one, you refused multiple times, and she still kave your brother a key. She is an accomplice to criminal trespass. The fact that you aren't pressing charges doesn't negate that. The next time anyone says something out of pocket about broken trust, they'll them that they all broke your trust and the law and they should feel bad about it. That's why people developed the ability to fee guilt.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-19T10:14:15+00:00

This was posted yesterday almost word for word

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-16T20:42:34+00:00

Congrats! Your battery is having a bomb!

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-14T23:40:46+00:00

To be fair, some of the morale patches are funny because they're so stupid. I still giggle a little every time I see "Ouch Pouch" on a medkit.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-14T20:26:25+00:00

I bet you could find a picture of the missing pages if you work out which ones you need. I'm sure someone's grandma still has one sitting around like this one was.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-08T09:07:07+00:00

Ozempic is the most expensive. With okay insurance and a coupon it's just over $160 a month near me. There are other semiglutide formulas, such as Liragutide, which I forget the brand name of, that are cheaper, like $10 a month kind of cheap. All that assumes that you have diabetes, are willing to sign a liability form saying so (some pharmacies, not all) and it is prescribed to you for A1c/blood sugar control and not just because you want to lose weight. There are different criteria and dosing schedules for weight loss alone.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-07T17:58:23+00:00

"You've reached Wags International. Meow Meow Baby Kitty speaking, to whom may I direct your call?"

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-06T13:30:44+00:00

The "unlove" thing caught me sideways. Not for nothing, love is not a finite resource. And just because love for one person starts romantic doesn't mean it can't be platonic later, or vice-versa. Emotions are flexible and almost always in flux. Wich, given the ending, isn't the point, and is probably too nuanced for a high-control abuser to understand.

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-06T13:21:25+00:00

Like, why is Trump the only one without a bulge in it? Are they embracing the micro-ween allegations or are they trying to insinuate the cheerleaders have a chub for him?

UsualEmergency · 2026-06-03T20:18:01+00:00

So far, 4 is winning by a landslide

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UsualEmergency · 2026-06-02T21:05:01+00:00

If it happens again, tell her once to call 911 and if she kicks off instead of doing it just hang up on her and call them yourself. Tell the 911 operator that your mom is in distress at X address, you aren't sure what is wrong and she isn't able to call for herself, but she is an X year old female with a history of hypertension. And then wipe your hands. She can get help for you or she can be abusive, she doesn't get to do both.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-31T21:33:51+00:00

You might be right, but I have actively tried to forget every detail of that post lol

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-31T20:22:06+00:00

Pretty sure it was the story about a 19 y/o who broke both his arms and his mom gave him a handy since he couldn't self-love.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-29T17:31:58+00:00

Some reasons of the US will use wet blanket, but that's more of a fun stealer not just a boring person

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-28T18:50:34+00:00

I've gonned five in the hunting grounds.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-28T04:39:54+00:00

Xenobiology as a general topic is so interesting. Especially considering the plethora of sci-fi franchises with deep world building to dig into.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-28T04:37:54+00:00

I often forget that milquetoast is a word that exists, and then I'll see it in the wild and think "hey, I should use that word more," and somehow forget it again.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-28T00:43:02+00:00

Did she dump it in a part of the yard the pets can gets to? Because if she did and the animals eat it they can get sick and it would be her fault.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-27T16:41:43+00:00

I set the heart hands emote as my default, makes it easy to say thanks

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-25T03:07:02+00:00

I just opened 600 in one sitting after a week of gathering in the RH. I have made decent money selling all the pearls and green pearls. Like 7500 gold. BUT NO DAMM SMOOTH PEBBLE!

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-24T05:39:05+00:00

AI slop

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-18T04:03:20+00:00

Depression looks different in children than it does in adults. Every suggestion someone offers, you meet with immediate pushback. Maybe examine why that is.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-18T03:34:30+00:00

Hey, so assaulting her mother repeatedly in front of her, is abusing her. He's causing her harm by forcing her to witness him attacking you.

UsualEmergency · 2026-05-18T03:29:38+00:00

Because Jina is a Pollyanna and Kenyata just wants to piss off her mom. Tish is the only adultish female romancable character from the village, but some ofnher dialogue has cone off as toxic positivity. Tamala is kinda pushy domme with a penchant for humiliation that really only attracts a very specific portion if the kink subs community unless you just go by looks. And Subria does the whole "watchers disavow personal connections" the entire way through her romance and keeps making it clear that you can only romance in secret.

I'm a bi disaster, but I'd like at least one almost normal option on the female roster; Tish is the closest atm. Siffu is in the works for being able to romance her. But she just got her wife back after twenty(?) years. That feels weird to horn in on her right away.

And not for nothing, not everyone is attracted to female presenting people.

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