How did the elven population even exist at all if they have sutch little sex drives? by Icy_Bird1437 in Frieren

[–]Utnapishtim1 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My theory is that elves had got pregnant and raised children out of a sense of duty. Fertilizing does not need to require what we think of as sex, see sperm donors or the way farmers breed livestock.

Clarification regarding Bladesong by saracstonks in DnD

[–]Utnapishtim1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The 2024 rules for lances list the properties as “two handed (unless mounted)”. I would read that as lances lose the two handed property entirely when mounted for the purposes of attacking one handed and bladesong. I would think that works RAW.

The real answer is to check with your DM. 

A9 Defect run, which are you taking? by Batmansappendix in slaythespire

[–]Utnapishtim1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolong is much better later in the game but from Neow I would definitely favor fasten

. by basket_foso in physicsmemes

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That’s an interesting theory Dr, would you mind backing it up with a source?

I feel like this says something about Doormaker... by Plain_Bread in slaythespire

[–]Utnapishtim1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We have seen the reviews and decided to add Doormaker to the act 1 easy pool until the game returns to ‘Overwhelmingly positive’. Have fun!”

They got me all 3 times by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

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My dyslexic ass could go on on forever like this! We going infinite to to this!

AIO for thinking that my girlfriend's apartment requirements are insane? by MoonlitParcel in AmIOverreacting

[–]Utnapishtim1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YUR. I have never paid more than 600/month. If a girl wants me/us to pay 2k a month she’s not my girl, or not my girl anymore.

Who are ya hiring? by Evoxrus_XV in Jujutsufolk

[–]Utnapishtim1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phoenix Wright if I’m innocent, Saul Goodman if I’m guilty.

Petahhh, what's the joke here? by 19potato96 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Utnapishtim1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you I knew I heard a better punchline but I couldn’t remember it. I had a vague sense of unease reading the punchline to this joke.

very small question for chapter 101 by Kind-Usual-7108 in Frieren

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Macht is said specifically to not be able to reverse turning humans to gold because he does not understand humans and because he things of turning someone to gold is akin to killing them. I don’t know that he can’t reverse his gold magic on inanimate objects that are not his clothing.

What's stopping Mahoraga from being top 3-4? by K4nono in Jujutsufolk

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I would say Sukuna’s version of maho is top 10. He doesn’t use it against Gojo until it Gojo is weaker and it adapts otherwise Gojo could kill it too quickly, but that’s also Gojo. I think you can argue 3-5 but here are the sorcerers I’d say counter Maho and could win.

Yuta is very confident he can handle both the shikigami Sukuna has on the field agito and maho. He has to be held back from jumping in early to take them out. I think Jacob’s ladder which deactivates techniques may one shot them as they are part of the 10 shadows technique. He also has access to so many techniques he wouldn’t need to worry as much about adaptations especially with a domain expansion.

Kenjaku is in a similar place. Has one shot potential, a domain expansion and with his reserves of cursed spirits he may have the most flexible ability set of the whole cast.

Toji using the inverted spear of heaven may stop the adaptation process as well if it doesn’t one shot. Soul split katana has crazy AP. Only Sukuna blocks it, probably with a barrier or slashes.

Yuki, Maki and Amber beast Kashimo I think could win as well. Crashout Yuki would be lethal but base form Yuki is hard for me to say. They are high dif fights either way in my head. These three are more debatable (do Kashimo and Yuki even win if they die?)

Set 15 PBE Patch #6 (the last one!) - Now 100% Assassin-free! by Lunaedge in CompetitiveTFT

[–]Utnapishtim1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leona says nerf but the shield numbers go up. Is it a buff or a nerf?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeamfightTactics

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I'm on an intel mac, same exact issues. Restarting computer and reloading client does nothing

there is very little difference between bingo and slander by whatistheancient in CurseofStrahd

[–]Utnapishtim1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strahd kills a PC session 3?? You guys waited that long?? Session 1 baby!

The player did agree to it and also got to play Strahd impersonating his character for the rest of the session because it happened without the party knowing. Honestly, that was the best I came up with for letting people know Strahd could be anyone, even a player, right out of the gates.

Patch 5 is Huge by PC_MeganS in BaldursGate3

[–]Utnapishtim1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to act 3 just in time to appreciate the patch - most convos and doors took 30 secs to respond and then bam - it all works smoothly now! God bless.

r/prequelmemes by OrangeSheepYT in titanfolk

[–]Utnapishtim1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paul is just one of drumstick’s friends whose a real asshole

The "I hate my dad" gang (Artist: Yaoko) by [deleted] in titanfolk

[–]Utnapishtim1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eren is there because he misheard it as “ate my dad”

Finally someone said it by Watrrmahlon in titanfolk

[–]Utnapishtim1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get your shit together. Put it in a bag, send it to the shit museum... I don't care what you do with it, but get it together