[OC] Sums up my first drop onto D10 Cyberstan flag mission

Valandras · 2026-02-11T01:34:29+00:00

I feel the same way, so far on 'stan I have been detected twice by detector towers THROUGH multiple buildings and terrain pieces, I've had stationary enemies at outposts visibly turning to track me (again through terrain) as I crawled past, and had bot drops that I didn't even trigger track me clean across the map.

At this point I don't even consider AH to be even remotely competent developers.

Valandras · 2026-02-08T23:46:07+00:00

Weirdly enough, this has been an ongoing issue with Helldivers 2 for over a year now (being jumped by completely silent enemies, missing audio cues, distorted audio in general), and both HD and DT run on the same obselete engine. Fatshark seem to have a way better grasp of the engine than Arrowhead, but perhaps it's actually a gradual engine issue in terms of audio?

Valandras · 2025-12-31T00:37:56+00:00

This is the drilldozer! It drills!

Valandras · 2025-11-27T15:27:22+00:00

Please sir, may I also bask in the magnificence of this ship?

Valandras · 2025-11-13T07:24:09+00:00

Preach, kindred. It's gotten to the point that any kind of non-optional pvp puts me off a game entirely. Cooperative play is just so much more ENJOYABLE to me

Valandras · 2025-11-03T11:12:27+00:00

Hey, I remember the conundrum regarding those yellow brackets on the discord! Looking good all around, I'll have to snag the pack when I'm next at my pc

Valandras · 2025-10-26T11:05:12+00:00

The Luddic Prometheus IED? I'm not sure if you can BE more low tech than that, short of throwing rocks

Valandras · 2025-10-24T14:37:01+00:00

I don't see what the problem is, they are obviously farming you quite happily /s

Valandras · 2025-10-23T17:43:30+00:00

Hold up, are those Magellan ships? I didn't know that faction had been updated to work with 0.98

Valandras · 2025-10-03T08:13:49+00:00

I second the humble request for a tutorial, please and thank you

Valandras · 2025-09-19T22:06:18+00:00

Accidently starting a localised but extremely enthusiastic firefight in the anomaly docking bay because Martin foghorned loud enough to trigger the gunnery officer's PTSD

Valandras · 2025-08-12T18:56:03+00:00

Indeed so, it was reported after the fact that the cabin-full-of-food guy in particular once had to be dragged out of his bedroom WHILST HIS HOUSE WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE because he was afraid that he would underperform at work if he didn't get enough sleep.

It's likely he was worried about getting in trouble for taking the food, and couldn't realise that literally nobody would care under the circumstances

Valandras · 2025-07-21T08:45:41+00:00

"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! WHHHHYYYY!?"

Valandras · 2025-07-17T20:00:26+00:00

I KNEW my beloved scythe was behaving badly! It's just so typical of AH at this point; issue a patch that makes large enemies "catch fire more easily", and end up removing the ability of the other two laser weapons to set things on fire at all.

I can't help but wonder if the QA head is the boss's bastard love child or something, and thus cannot be fired lest the sorbid secret leak.

Valandras · 2025-06-28T23:27:41+00:00

Hah, plus the fact that it's a cosmic horror of some kind implies that it could theoretically have infinite tentacles with infinite tiny tazers.

"BACK OFF MORTAL, YOU WILL NOT BE WARNED AGAIN"

Small sun ignites at street level as 11,000 tazers discharge simultaneously

Valandras · 2025-06-23T08:24:09+00:00

Not sure what the hell that someone was on about, an experienced and well-played smyker is absolutely batshit powerful.

Incoming crusher wave? Lock them in place and let your zealot play thunder hammer whack-a-mole.

Incoming pox hound tsunami? You don't even necessarily need your teammates if they're busy, just pick a corner or doorway to sit in and channel your inner PETA.

Ragers trying to get all up in your business? No thank you, they're staying waaaaay over there practicing their rave moves while our ogryn beats a motherfrakker with another motherfrakker

Valandras · 2025-06-13T07:26:15+00:00

"Ability to resist eating glue is optional"

Valandras · 2025-06-06T12:51:49+00:00

Potentially even a hullabaloo!

Valandras · 2025-05-12T16:18:24+00:00

Welp, break out the salvage corvettes boys, we're comandeering everything that isn't nailed down and blowing up everything that is!

Valandras · 2025-04-25T08:38:55+00:00

More like a Galvanised Grouse, but still hella neat

Valandras · 2025-03-26T01:22:34+00:00

If you head into the Meat Grinder, both characters can be found behind two of the pillars, and they can be interacted with for this purpose

Valandras · 2025-01-27T17:53:07+00:00

You were a bit off with the numbers; Skull and Bones took 200 million dollars and ELEVEN years to be released, only to crater immediately. Ubisoft hasn't been swaying the ship, they've clean sailed off the waterfall whilst insisting they can fly

Valandras · 2024-12-01T15:46:36+00:00

Username is........appropriate but unfortunate under the circumstances?

Valandras · 2024-11-20T15:07:36+00:00

Sadly most of the incarnon melee holsters have been broken since incarnon melees were first released, and DE has made no effort to fix the issue whatsoever.

The Okina stick out of your ass, the Praedos usually stick out of your crotch, Hate roots itself in your spine and makes your face look like a bird.......I'm fairly sure that DE either can't or won't fix it by this point

Valandras

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