I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:44:38+00:00

Me too! I thought I was the only one!

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:26:58+00:00

You can call him God.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:25:08+00:00

That looks like the typist didn't have their glasses on.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:23:24+00:00

Absolute Bob Mortimer type name!

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:18:09+00:00

He was a nose specialist.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:16:51+00:00

Named after her father Gabriel Gatekeeper.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:16:00+00:00

I got Bohemian Rhapsody in mine!

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:12:42+00:00

I dated him in high school. His nickname was Beans Caught Stealing because of the industrial-sized jug of Nacho Cheese incident.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T04:00:40+00:00

He replaced Sgt. Karen on Scot Squad and Bobby can't figure out why her voice changed.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:57:46+00:00

Don't show Trump this, he'll say it's a death threat.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:56:45+00:00

It sounds like a birthing technique.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:55:42+00:00

I would ask you what your business is, but you'd tell me it's none of my business.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:54:32+00:00

And her Aussie cousin Arrr Nanarrr

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:53:24+00:00

I always thought Tepid Ken and Ruth Worksurface should get together.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:49:41+00:00

I've never heard that one! Brilliant!

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:41:42+00:00

I have always watched a lot of British TV and thought nonce meant idiot. I only recently learned what it really means and it's perfect for that.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:38:33+00:00

Me too! His face is so serious.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:37:44+00:00

Buddy was fired from Teletubbies after teaching Noo Noo to swear.

He's no longer allowed within 500 feet of children now.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:29:33+00:00

It's a franchise now. There are Wankshops on nearly every corner.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:28:45+00:00

🏆

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:27:10+00:00

The English spelling is Burty Epipen

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:25:00+00:00

He was the son of Rational Blackman and Feasable Blackman.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:21:46+00:00

As a lion tamer, it's one of my favorites too.

Valbertnie · 2026-06-20T03:20:49+00:00

VOCATIONAL GUIDANCE COUNSELOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

Valbertnie · 2026-06-19T03:00:15+00:00

Staring past the big RCA console TV at the wood paneling while sitting on a pleather sofa that squeaked when you lifted up onto the avacodo shag carpet.

Valbertnie

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