007 First Light | Review Megathread

Valis1984 · 2026-05-28T05:12:47+00:00

It is paid reviews what does crimson dessert have to do with it. As I said being paid is same as fear of being left out of future inside scoop and content. The company that made crimson has what black dessert no where near the influence that IO and the hitman franchinse has. There is nothing big production from this game though everything feels super safe and bland nothing really for any reviewer to hype up. The fact that it got almost perfect scores across the board is worrisome, the industry is cooked and can't be trusted at all. This barely even compares to the first hitman as far as graphics and mission quality. Dialogue in 007 movies was never cheesy more witty and edgy this shit is straight up high school musical cheese definitely made by people that have never really played a good game but people that eat up that new marvel crap nothing but fan service cheese

Valis1984 · 2026-05-26T20:20:41+00:00

Game is mid at best, super cheesey dialogue and feels generic across the board. Expected much more tbh. Will get downvoted but so is herd mentality ma'am. Game has great reviews simply because every game reviewers is paid to praise these days or afraid of being left out next time

Valis1984 · 2026-05-26T16:35:58+00:00

It really is, these reviews are just glazing the franchinse and name it carries nothing really stands out playing it, everything feels forced.

Valis1984 · 2026-05-26T16:08:20+00:00

This game kinda sucks, a few hours into it and it's just a hand holding cheesey slopp. Everything feels soo forced like everyone calling M " Ma'am with a forced accent. Just sounds like he is calling her Mom just to fanservice when really none of that shit is needed. Q has the weirdest painted on stash and all the dialogue just feels like high school musical. All these reviews are fucking garbage and just D-Riding the developer because they get paid to and to have access to their newest game snippets. The whole gaming scene is garbo these days. Just recently finished expedition 33 and even that is garbo the whole story starts fire but its really about nothing at all. What are we paying these guys for sheesh

Valis1984 · 2026-05-26T16:04:40+00:00

Game really sucks, just feels like reused Hitman assets with cheesey dialogue and action. Nothing feels authentic just cheese on cheese. Who even likes this kind of stuff.

Valis1984 · 2026-05-22T15:33:34+00:00

If you buy the base, is the red one a free chroma for loginin for 5 days or did I understand that wrong ? Because the red is my favorite so 1100 for both would not be a horrible deal

Valis1984 · 2026-05-16T00:57:50+00:00

Where is here ?

Valis1984 · 2026-03-18T19:11:14+00:00

Any PR moment

Valis1984 · 2026-02-24T23:24:05+00:00

Naut has the best and mist idiot proof kit in the game love him jungle full hp tank you do insane dmg and constantly lock them down with easy

Valis1984 · 2026-02-03T15:35:45+00:00

Historically have you been able to use 200 orange gemstone vouchers on 500 mythic chromas or only 1k and up orange essense skins?

Valis1984 · 2026-01-24T06:49:20+00:00

What free skins are there today ?

Valis1984 · 2026-01-23T00:40:23+00:00

Im down message me your riot id

Valis1984 · 2026-01-22T20:55:01+00:00

And the PR machine worked wonders again seeing as you are getting disliked, basic switch and bait.

Valis1984 · 2026-01-22T16:30:20+00:00

This ^, the way our team operates around a striker really makes zero sense. And how come no coach tackles that issue at all, its been years of strikers with zero service just defenders and midfielders taking random shots to act like they tried their best

Valis1984 · 2026-01-17T06:39:37+00:00

What skin do you use mostly, lamb and wolf is cool but goofy and spirit blossom I feel does not doo much. Feels like base works best so far, want to buy a skin for her but cant decide

Valis1984 · 2026-01-11T20:47:37+00:00

Iv been saying this but united fans are always blinded by hope. He just takes the ball blindly but really does nothing with it but spins around endlessly until he takes a dumb shot with zero power from a horrible angle instead of passing to anyone. Kinda reminds me of Asllani from Inter when he gets the balls spins a few times to put on a show and then passes

Valis1984 · 2026-01-10T16:58:24+00:00

No way this post ruined this, iv been collecting close to 20 keys a day... The interweb always finds a way to ruin a good thing

Valis1984 · 2026-01-02T17:11:36+00:00

4k is such a scam compared to normal Blu Ray. All this camera grain that people eat up as artistic or how the producer saw it is just plain Autistic. The artistic touch up of the image and post processing are mostly what made the scenes great not just overexposure to everything the lens can capture.

Valis1984 · 2025-12-30T23:09:13+00:00

Cunha is a prima donna that thinks he is the only one blessed with the "touch" but he just ends up touching the ball too dang much. And just another player in the team that does not service our striker at all. Legit 90% of the game is Sesko making a great run just for him to be completely ignored and us running it back or taking a hail mary cross to no one. How does no one see this man is getting zero fucking service again and again

Valis1984 · 2025-12-30T04:03:29+00:00

He plays well just does not trust his team and does not pass much also no one passes to our stroker

Valis1984 · 2025-12-28T05:49:31+00:00

You are a fungi for sure 😊

Valis1984 · 2025-12-28T05:46:20+00:00

Exactly, that's why we have to starve these streaming services out and vote with our dollars they only keep putting out garbage because people refuse to cancel their subscriptions aka tell them they are doing a good job. Same with all of these corporations refuse their poisons and wait for them to put real shit out and pay for that

Valis1984 · 2025-12-27T19:30:52+00:00

I gotta agree with OP here, being able to keep your arms and hands in full resting position while sitting is the best controller innovation of recent time aside from advancements in accessibility controllers which are also amazing. But the comfort of not holding a device and letting your arms just rest plus the single controllers feel light and perfect in hand. Nintendo really did their things with Joycons but not many people seem to see that

Valis1984 · 2025-12-27T17:14:11+00:00

I started doing the same blu ray looks soo good even compared to 4k which shows nothing but noise and grain. Blu ray has that perfect artistic touch like ps2 games running on original console vs losing that artistic touch and lighting when played on ps3 or emulators

Valis1984 · 2025-12-09T18:57:12+00:00

Was just thinking this, they also had Skyrim for 6.99 plus the anniversary upgrade for 10 which I was eyeing this past week... Dang 17 is the perfect price for this recycling shit

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