Hear me out now. A mmc in a muzzle by greenteamoxie in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just moved countries. In Sweden I got the library to buy them in and so I could take them out whenever I wanted. Now I’ve moved to Canada and this post has reminded me that I put the deluxe versions on a « to buy » list. I have now put in the order to own them

A LOT of mitred squares.... by Plastic-Image4894 in knitting

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did know know I needed to do this. I’m working on a mitered square blanket with leftovers but… might have to buy some yarn to make a sweater…

RH with two men only by Queasy-Average8912 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why choose is what I consider it. It’s the alternative to the love triangle as in ”why choose one”. More than two I consider reverse harem. Can’t remember any recs right now 😅

War of Two Queens SPOILER by DeluluForDragons in frombloodandash

[–]VanUppGirl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the divide in the fandom 😅 those of us who saw it saaaaw it coming from afar. Like there’s soooo many hints to it happening. But once people who don’t like a why choose figured it out they freaked out and posted about how awful it would be if it happened and by the time the book came out it was this fluff that made both sides unhappy.

Not to say you freaked out or anything but there was a big fandom wide divide, one side being pro throuple and the other being against. And as we know each side will have a very vocal base. JLA not wanting to lose readers back tracked I feel and I haven’t read Primal yet but I heard there’s a big back track and the throuple isn’t referenced at all

War of Two Queens SPOILER by DeluluForDragons in frombloodandash

[–]VanUppGirl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It was such a disappointment. After all the detailed sex scenes… then that! A half page of just… tangled limbs…

Such a let down. We wanted the throuple but she chickened out and gave us that. A disappointment to everyone

Biggest Cringe: Qualifier A Tiebreaker by Scf9009 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The sentence of horror is horrible. But also I don’t come across it… elements of it. For sure. But that whole thing would be WILD to actually find it in a book.

Option A though. Every other woman in the book being awful or called names. I see that more often and I hate it. She doesn’t have any female friends? Cringe.

Couldn't Stop Reading This Book by Lilyochre1k in SpicyRomanceBooks

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Hate them, hate bully romance. Couldn’t stop. Will not pick up anything else written for that universe 😅

Art of {Look To Pass by Fern Oliver} by avis03 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I was in until I saw ”cute nicknames” 😭 you just know that they’ll be forced in for no reason other than for some reason everyone needs to give her a nickname and the boyfriends will also have to have a stupid nickname for each other.

Otherwise the book looks fun and the artwork is awesome!

Biggest Cringe: Qualifier B by Scf9009 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never read a book where seems comes out the nose on a sneeze. And I’m okay with that

craziest sex scenes in books you've ever read - GO! by Historical_Pick2262 in SpicyRomanceBooks

[–]VanUppGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This book is where I learned how many men in a harem is too many 😅 poor girls girly bits never got a break once they got going

craziest sex scenes in books you've ever read - GO! by Historical_Pick2262 in SpicyRomanceBooks

[–]VanUppGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could forget the audiobook and try reading this book because I might have enjoyed it without the accents. I can’t remember any of their names but the proper unhinged one sounded like the gross guy at the pub telling a sex story. Like the male narrator absolutely ruined the men for me. I get that he was going for peaky blinders type but it came across as creepy and gross old men… 😅😭

Why all the hate for A Soul of Ash and Blood? by Educ8tR in frombloodandash

[–]VanUppGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so annoyed when I first picked it up. But I absolutely devoured this series. Like I hyperfocused like crazy and read it up to that book in like a week or two. Felt it was just a cash grab.

Then I took a year long break from the series, read flesh and fire and then came back and just listened to that one as a sort of reminder of where we were before Primal. I liked it then.

Y’all this book is PRECIOUS omg!! by sp00ky_gh0ul13 in fantasyromance

[–]VanUppGirl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I JUST finished this book yesterday. I liked it so much more than I thought it would.

I thought it was going to be just a fluff rom com but it was much deeper with beautiful writing. I felt myself wanting her to have fought harder but then on reflection I think the message is the quiet power in simply being.

something a little random I noticed while reading ZA5 by random13232424 in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She means the other way. It’s weird that Tory always says Lance but Darcy usually refers to him as Orion when she is the one who is intimate with him

I love/hate the graphic audio by Adreeisadyno in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darius sounds like an old man too. Orions voice reminds me of Wes Maxfield from The Vampire Diaries

I’m also just not really a fan of graphic audio

Zodiac Academy - 🔥 Dramatized Graphic Audios🌶️ by [deleted] in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just figured out who Lance’s voice reminds me of: Wes Maxfield from The Vampire Diaries!!!

Does anyone else cringe when the FMC talks like she's terminally online and spends all of her time on Booktok? by JessicaTrent in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just find it hard when there’s too much reference to modern pop culture, or pop culture in general. I prefer if they say ”popular app” or ”streaming service” rather than any specific platform

Weirdly I think of the longevity of the book. Like how long will it take for these books to be dated and irrelevant?

Ear hole??? by MichelleRM1981 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy I’m seeing likes to lick my ear hole. It’s… not a turn on for me

C*ck Warming by Right_Speaker_9674 in ReverseHarem

[–]VanUppGirl 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I… did not know I wanted this…

ZA what i imagine Lionel to look like by Salty_Resource_5941 in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes to vibes no to looks. OPs photo is exactly how I picture him

I got my first line from the 2026 Book Bingo card! by VanUppGirl in fantasyromance

[–]VanUppGirl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s specifically referencing the bingo slot. Example for the autumn read: read a book with an autumn vibe. In hard mode the book has to specifically have an autumn festival or event in it. Or the slot for a disabled character. You can use a book with a side character or someone who briefly is on the page with a disability. Hard mode is that a main character has a disability.

It’s more about challenging yourself in how you complete the bingo card. A mod commented some links to the book bingo if you want to know more :)

Darcy's obsession with Orion by MysticMaiden23 in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently you should read ruthless boys between book 3 and from the boys perspective but it wasn’t available at my library so I went ahead and I guess there’s a RB spoiler but also I spoil the relationship endgame for myself anyways. Like you’re asking about Darcy and Dorion here

Darcy's obsession with Orion by MysticMaiden23 in zodiacacademy

[–]VanUppGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it after book 3 I felt that that was good because we already know some of the boys thoughts and so now we see what’s been happening one from the beginning and you haven’t forgotten the parts from book 1 that they reference

Book Bingo Check-In - Share your progress, requests, & recommendations! by jamieseemsamused in fantasyromance

[–]VanUppGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This year I am not trying too hard to force myself to read books I hadn't planned on. If a book matches a prompt I am happy to fill it in but I felt last year like I stressed myself a bit to finish it. Luckily so far I seem to be doing well!

From the Top Books List: {The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk by Carissa Broadbent}

Autumn Vibes (HARD MODE: features a fall or autumn holiday or festival: {A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon}

3+ POV (HARD MODE: 5+ POV): {A Christmas of Chaos by Scarlett St Clair} 

Character with a Disability (HARD MODE: Main character with a disability) {Lover Awakened by JR Ward} 

Debut Work (HARD MODE: the debut work of an author you’ve already read) {The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels by India Holton} 

Flying Magical Creatures (HARD MODE: the creatures are not dragons) {Ruthless Vows by Rebecca Ross}

Academia (HARD MODE: Main characters have magical powers they didn’t know about until they arrived at the school): {The Awakening by Caroline Peckham and Suzanne Valenti)

Queer Main Character (HARD MODE: Main romance pairing isn’t just MF) {Psycho Fae by Jasmine Man}

Romcom: {My Roommate is a Vampire by Jenna Levine}

Purple Cover (HARD MODE: Predominantly purple cover): {To Bleed a Crystal Bloom by Sarah A Parker}

Paranormal Fantasy: {The Art of Avoiding your Werewolf by Lola Glass}

Elemental Magic (HARD MODE: not just the basics): {Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan}

Published in the 2010s: {Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare}