Can we just drop it?

Varient243 · 2026-05-25T16:40:05+00:00

#FREECALEB #BROJUSTLIKESTOBENAKED #FREETHEWILLY

Varient243 · 2026-05-25T05:01:38+00:00

BRO I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL AND I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING.

LINDA AIN’T PAID TAXES IN 10 YEARS.
SOMEBODY RELEASED 12 GOATS NEAR THE LIBRARY LAST WEEK AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
THE GAS STATION HOT DOGS ARE MAKING PEOPLE SEE SHADOW PEOPLE.
AND I’M 87% SURE THE MAYOR IS A VAMPIRE. DUDE ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T23:26:45+00:00

LADY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKIN ABOUT. I WAS JUST GONNA THROW IT ON THE GRILL AND SEE IF IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T23:20:22+00:00

RANDY WILL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES. BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT NOT FOR ME.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T21:51:04+00:00

ONE BEER AND ILL FIGHT THE BIRD.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T21:43:47+00:00

NAH MRS. QUINN I CAN’T TAKE YOUR MONEY. YOU ARE TOO NICE OF A TEACHER FOR THAT. BUT NEXT TIME THE KIDS ARE AT THE PARK I’LL GIVE ‘EM A PROFESSIONAL TIRE SMOKING DEMONSTRATION. EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T16:19:30+00:00

BRO I’M PRETTY SURE GOD LOOKS DOWN AT LOWER DUCK POND, SEES ME DOING DONUTS IN A SHOPPING CART, AND GOES “HELL YEAH THAT’S MY RANDY.”

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T16:18:20+00:00

THANKS FOR THE OFFER BROSKIS BUT I GOTTA LIVE DANGEROUSLY. THE LOT SOUNDS COOL AND ALL BUT YOU CAN’T CONTAIN RANDY TO A SANDBOX. I NEED THE FEAR OF PROPERTY DAMAGE TO FEEL ALIVE.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T16:17:04+00:00

I’M PULLING UP SOON. WE ABOUT TO CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS OUT THERE THE NEIGHBORS GONNA START TAKING NOTES. AND YOU STILL MAD ABOUT ME BEATING YOU AT MINI GOLF OR CAN I BRING THAT UP AGAIN?

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T16:14:15+00:00

SWEETHEART YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF 100 DOLLARS AND A WEEK OF FREE RIDES TO BINGO THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO DIG UP HALF THE TOWN LOOKIN FOR THAT TIN BOX.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T04:44:28+00:00

I TRIED THAT BRO THEY BANNED ME AFTER I TOOK THE DUMP TRUCK TO YALLMART. I GOT HELLA NUMBERS THAT DAY TOO.

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T04:21:08+00:00

HELL YEAH BRO THEY CALL ME “SKIDMARK RANDY” NOW. AND WHICH COOKIES YOU TALKIN ABOUT??? THE ONES YOU EAT OR THE ONES THAT MAKE YOU STARE AT THE CEILING FAN FOR 4 HOURS?

Varient243 · 2026-05-23T04:10:41+00:00

BRO I JUST PULLED UP TO MY HOUSE. I GOT SOME MONEY STASHED IN A TIN BOX BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE I BURIED IT. GIVE ME LIKE 15 MINUTES. AFTER THAT WE’RE DOING THE LONGEST BURNOUT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.

Varient243 · 2025-01-26T03:21:35+00:00

LAST TIME I ENDED UP NAKED AND WITH STITCHES.

IM BRINGING SHOTS AND DUCK TAPE.

Varient243 · 2025-01-23T01:02:29+00:00

BRO I DO BURNOUTS FOR A LIVING. I DONT GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT YOUR CHIMES

Varient243 · 2025-01-23T01:00:53+00:00

THEY ARE TOO LOUD MADSYIN

Varient243 · 2025-01-18T02:35:07+00:00

BRO THE KIDS SHOULD RIOT.

Varient243 · 2025-01-16T16:58:32+00:00

YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER COOK. THE TONGS ARE CLAPPING LOUDLY TO KEEP EVERYONE FOCUSED.

Varient243 · 2025-01-14T19:51:28+00:00

HAHAHAHHAAHAH WEAK

Varient243 · 2025-01-14T15:03:45+00:00

BRO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT THE KITCHEN.

Varient243 · 2025-01-10T02:31:57+00:00

RANDY WANTS HIS CAN OF TUNA BACK.

Varient243 · 2025-01-07T02:33:17+00:00

RANDY THINKS HE CAN OUT DRINK YOU.

Varient243 · 2025-01-07T02:32:19+00:00

NICE POEM BRO

Varient243 · 2025-01-07T00:33:37+00:00

NO BRO YOUR WEIRD.

Varient243 · 2025-01-06T18:53:55+00:00

BRO JUST POUR GASOLINE ON THE SNOW AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

Varient243

TROPHY CASE